luftschloss

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About luftschloss

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    Forum's Mad Scientist
  • Birthday May 31

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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    Le Spork
  • Best Pony Race
    Unicorn

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    Agender
  • Location
    On the Heart of Gold
  • Personal Motto
    You fool! Warren is dead!
  • Interests
    Right now? Destroying set theory. I love math in general, and I also love tea and gaming, particularly RPGs.

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    @luftschloss#9050
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    @buehlertech

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  1. Good afternoon, Princess Twilight! (You're my favourite pony. It's taking every ounce of willpower I have in my body to not produce an actual squee.)

  2. luftschloss

    Ask Luftschloss

    1. I think it would be a great way to explain away arson turned murder. 2. The classic response is an icicle, but just go all out with a bicycle. It's like an icicle but better. Also with fewer vowels. 3. This is actually a really good question. I imagine Twilight is up there, given that she's a ruler of Equestria, but if Equestria is much like the United States then it's worth believing Rainbow Dash probably makes more money. 4. Me. -disappears- I really like Shuck and Mothman, though. 5. I'm kind of divided on this one. I'd call myself agnostic; while I think supposed paranormal activity is quite fascinating, I can't quite make myself actually believe in it.
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    HAW YOUR MONOPOLY ON MY ASK THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY TIGGER I've always wished for a sort of Dumbledore-esque name, but mine is already difficult enough for most people to remember as it is (not that I tell most people my middle name, but regarding my first name- people might be so intimidated by the sheer presence of so many names that they can't even remember my first name). My favourite bird is the one they use in badminton. In terms of living birds (unless we're referring to living sports equipment), I love fox sparrows and ravens. I have a soft spot for ravens because of Poe's usage of them in his writing. Maybe two? My mother uses her middle name as her first name, so there's that. Other than that, I can't really think of any off the top of my head. You say that like I wasn't there. Well, a masochist would definitely choose Seaquestria. shoo-be-do, shoo-shoo-be-do However, I think probably either Yakyakistan or the Kirin Grove, mostly because we don't know much about them as of yet (which may seem counterintuitive for choosing a place of residence, but I'd love to find out more). Ew, you're no fun. Loopholes are the only important part. How about this- I wish for loopholes, and then I'd wish for more wishes. Am I allowed to do that? If not, I'd wish for a slice of tres leches cake, the full set of the Red Dragon books, and to get to meet the Monty Python cast in real life. My hypothesis is that we're already experiencing one. How else do you explain people being people? You'll have to ask the Sandman about that one- I recently cleaned, but his sand tends to get everywhere. It's pretty annoying. I've told him a million times that if he wants to stay, he has to clean, but he says he's too busy giving people nightmares. I think that's why he's here, actually; my nightmare is all of the dust he leaves around.
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    Ask Luftschloss

    I have only one middle name that is both awesome and a huge embarrassment because it's Essence of Suburban Mother. I'm also not telling you what it is, because you will laugh, and I will reluctantly tolerate it. The one... I have in my backyard. We don't talk about that one. It haunts me. Also, one of my neighbours seems to have mysteriously disappeared. I have eight whole cousins, as opposed to eight half-cousins. I'm also the one with the most cousins out of all of my cousins, as all the other ones have siblings, which is pretty cool (agh split descriptors). I would take a cube with surprise objects inside of it (plot twist, each object has an exactly 80% chance of being useful in some abstract way). If I was stuck somewhere, it would be like a productive early Christmas. Then I'd probably get eaten by some rabid donkey that suddenly developed a taste for meat.
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    Ask Luftschloss

    I was persuaded to come back to answer these questions by @Duality.
  6. luftschloss

    Ask Luftschloss

    My least favourite animal is that animal who insists on such classifications. I would estimate that my computer not playing Star Wars (ever) consumes a decent amount of not-Yoda-Force-output-per-second. There's also, of course, the device we don't talk about... needless to say, Jonathan will be alive for a while yet, but in what condition I cannot say. That's most of the electric bill. My favourite plant is the seed of socialism I'm in the process of planting. <:) Jokes aside, though, I adore mint. I can't keep mint plants alive long, though, because I have an unfortunate tendency to consume its method of producing energy. Now that I think about it, all of my mint plants have died pretty gruesome deaths. no ragrats (seriously they're gnawing at my pyjama pants) haw it depends on how you define "live" Really, though, I do still live with them, as I'm not keen on getting in trouble with the law, and I don't want to have to deal with the whole court system in order to get permission.
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    First of all, shame on you for bringing set theory into this. <:) Ew. Is this rock-ism I smell (or perceive with any of my other senses, including the sense of you being a swine- which is definitely a legitimate and officially recognised sense; I had a nice chat with the National Federation of Psychologists. I lied again... but honestly the least believable part of this is the idea that I had a chat)? Shame on you. I thought we were moving past this. My favourite musical instrument is not an instrument in the traditional sense- or maybe it's the most traditional. It originated when we were but mere apes (not to say that you're not)- the screams of people in their death throes. It's truly moving. In fact, I think we should bring back the whole gladiator fight tradition to replace concerts. Whatever is capable of killing you faster. My favourite animal? I would say you, but you're not my favourite. So... probably civets. I've heard their anal glands are something to be reckoned with; good secretions for bottling.
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    Paperclips are only useful to the extent that they perceive themselves to be, much like yourself. I normally don't have pockets because patriarchy. Actually, this is a lie, as I've infiltrated the mens' clothing section. My pockets are usually apparently empty- this is, in fact, another lie; my pockets contain a miniscule pocket dimension which also holds nothing. I wouldn't have a roof. Betcha didn't see that coming. I choose to be soaked during rainstorms out of pure spite for you and your questions. I would most like to live in the middle of the ocean because weird fish. Haw. All jokes aside, though (ew who am I kidding here), I would like to live in Germany so I could actually talk with a real German person. Unfortunately, the language is rather useless here in America, as there are few immigrants relative to other cultures.
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    Ask A Wannabe

    Which musical is your favourite? :3
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    The Bioshock Infinite Twins spotted.

    I don't know which artists put the Lutece Twins in, but I love them for it. "Heads?" "Or tails?"
  11. luftschloss

    Ask Luftschloss

    Goodness, that's a tough question. I love the fact that you're about 90% of asks I receive. On the outside, I'm mostly just an average person. Perhaps a bit quieter than most, but there's nothing particularly unusual about me. I'm usually found reading- it's an escape for me, and means that I don't have to deal with interacting face-to-face with people, which causes me a lot of anxiety. On the inside, I'm still pretty average, just because humans are so varied. I'm insecure, and yet do my best to be there for the people around me. I'm not really a good or bad person. I have OCD, which makes me question myself a lot, and makes me feel in general like a really awful person. Because of that, I work extra hard to leave a good mark on the world. I'm a thinker, but also a feeler. If there was one word I could use to describe my personality, I would say "conflicted." I still don't feel like I deserve my successes. I have a tendency to isolate myself, but when I really connect to a person, I'm fiercely loyal, mostly because it's rare for me to come across someone like that. I'm sorry. This turned out to sound kind of pathetic. I hope I answered your question well enough.
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    Mega Thread How famous is the user above you?

    Pretty well-known. 6-7/10, maybe?
  13. luftschloss

    Answer The Love Question Above You!

    No, except for in elementary school, when everyone gave everyone else valentines. Same?
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    Last thing you googled?

    "Heathers MBTI types."
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    Answer The Love Question Above You!

    It really depends. I'm quite young; something like a ten-year age gap, which wouldn't be a big deal in a relationship where both parties are legal adults, would be unthinkable. If both people are adults, the older you get, the less it matters. I'm kind of sensitive about the term 'age gap' at the moment, mostly because I'm a minor. Generally when you're my age 'age gap' is used regarding pedophilia of some sort. Same, I guess?