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1. I think it would be a great way to explain away arson turned murder. 2. The classic response is an icicle, but just go all out with a bicycle. It's like an icicle but better. Also with fewer vowels. 3. This is actually a really good question. I imagine Twilight is up there, given that she's a ruler of Equestria, but if Equestria is much like the United States then it's worth believing Rainbow Dash probably makes more money. 4. Me. -disappears- I really like Shuck and Mothman, though. 5. I'm kind of divided on this one. I'd call myself agnostic; while I think supposed paranormal activity is quite fascinating, I can't quite make myself actually believe in it.

HAW YOUR MONOPOLY ON MY ASK THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY TIGGER I've always wished for a sort of Dumbledore-esque name, but mine is already difficult enough for most people to remember as it is (not that I tell most people my middle name, but regarding my first name- people might be so intimidated by the sheer presence of so many names that they can't even remember my first name). My favourite bird is the one they use in badminton. In terms of living birds (unless we're referring to living sports equipment), I love fox sparrows and ravens. I have a soft spot for ravens because of Poe's usage of them in his writing. Maybe two? My mother uses her middle name as her first name, so there's that. Other than that, I can't really think of any off the top of my head. You say that like I wasn't there. Well, a masochist would definitely choose Seaquestria. shoo-be-do, shoo-shoo-be-do However, I think probably either Yakyakistan or the Kirin Grove, mostly because we don't know much about them as of yet (which may seem counterintuitive for choosing a place of residence, but I'd love to find out more). Ew, you're no fun. Loopholes are the only important part. How about this- I wish for loopholes, and then I'd wish for more wishes. Am I allowed to do that? If not, I'd wish for a slice of tres leches cake, the full set of the Red Dragon books, and to get to meet the Monty Python cast in real life. My hypothesis is that we're already experiencing one. How else do you explain people being people? You'll have to ask the Sandman about that one- I recently cleaned, but his sand tends to get everywhere. It's pretty annoying. I've told him a million times that if he wants to stay, he has to clean, but he says he's too busy giving people nightmares. I think that's why he's here, actually; my nightmare is all of the dust he leaves around.

I have only one middle name that is both awesome and a huge embarrassment because it's Essence of Suburban Mother. I'm also not telling you what it is, because you will laugh, and I will reluctantly tolerate it. The one... I have in my backyard. We don't talk about that one. It haunts me. Also, one of my neighbours seems to have mysteriously disappeared. I have eight whole cousins, as opposed to eight half-cousins. I'm also the one with the most cousins out of all of my cousins, as all the other ones have siblings, which is pretty cool (agh split descriptors). I would take a cube with surprise objects inside of it (plot twist, each object has an exactly 80% chance of being useful in some abstract way). If I was stuck somewhere, it would be like a productive early Christmas. Then I'd probably get eaten by some rabid donkey that suddenly developed a taste for meat.

I was persuaded to come back to answer these questions by @Duality.

My least favourite animal is that animal who insists on such classifications. I would estimate that my computer not playing Star Wars (ever) consumes a decent amount of not-Yoda-Force-output-per-second. There's also, of course, the device we don't talk about... needless to say, Jonathan will be alive for a while yet, but in what condition I cannot say. That's most of the electric bill. My favourite plant is the seed of socialism I'm in the process of planting. <:) Jokes aside, though, I adore mint. I can't keep mint plants alive long, though, because I have an unfortunate tendency to consume its method of producing energy. Now that I think about it, all of my mint plants have died pretty gruesome deaths. no ragrats (seriously they're gnawing at my pyjama pants) haw it depends on how you define "live" Really, though, I do still live with them, as I'm not keen on getting in trouble with the law, and I don't want to have to deal with the whole court system in order to get permission.