I have read through a good bit of homestuck. However, it wasn't really my cup of tea. I don't remember what page I was on.
If you poni a poni with a poni so you could poni poni would you poni?
No, you first have to poni the poni with a poni so then you can poni. (Is that a reference to all levels at once?)
On a scale of 1 to alphabet how purple dabi di dabi di are you?
Depends on what kind of jigsaw (that freaking puppet) we are talking about.
If you could get rid of every disease in the world (contained forever) but you became immortal and to live with every disease you cured would you?