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"No need. I can already tell it's anti-magic just by being near you since my telepathy cannot hear your thoughts. And the only other one immune to my telekinesis is Discord." Zen explained. "That explains the cursed object not affecting you.." ---------------------------------- "Eh, true. An even worse name would be 'Moon Moon'. Luckily the loser that came up with me and Zen ain't a retard so neither of us got names THAT stupid." Deadpan chuckled.
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"H-How did you do that?!" Zen asked the stranger standing before her. There is NO way removing the cursed object should have been that easy. Or was it? Oh, curse her memory problems.. Zen shook her head, snapping her out of her thoughts. "Anyway, it's good you managed to remove it without getting affected by it yourself."
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"I...I apologize. I did not mean to offend you like that. Please forgive me..." Zen shrinks back, clearly detecting how upset he is just by being around him. She had a hard time forgiving herself for the slightest thing done wrong or badly, this was no exception.
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That joke made Deadpan let out a chuckle and he levitated the cup with his horn, then took a sip. Then immediately drank the rest of the entire cup "This is good! I don't know why you've bean so hard on yourself. This is good, I'd pay like... fifteen bits for this if I had to determine a price." he grinned.
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"Ah, it's fine. We all do it sometimes. I made a joke about the Changeling invasion, right in front of one of the victims." Deadpan chuckled. "Boy, that was a bad idea. I was lucky she was a pacifist. She had these really weird psychic powers that gave her the same basic abilities as a unicorn, and the ability to read minds and speak telepathically, but strangely enough she was an Earth Pony. Can't remember her name though.." he mumbled, before taking out a large packet labeled 'Casual Stroll [OOC' and flipping through it. "Ah! Says here her name is Zen Sunflower. That...is a stupid name." he laughed, before putting the packet away.
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"Names Deadpan. Y'know, 'dead' as in 'the chances of Twilight Sparkle getting with Flash Sentry' dead, and pan as in 'frying pan'." Deadpan snickered, then gave himself a facehoof of his own. He really needed to stop breaking the fourth wall. He was doing so good, too.. Mostly because the person roleplaying as him forgot about it until now. "Well, loss of sun means loss of vegetation which means we all starve to death. Mass extinction." Zen explained grimly.
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"Dude, I'm all about crackin' jokes and stuff, but let's not joke about the possibility of death. Okay?" Deadpan asked, giving Sea Breeze a look that was very clearly hurt. -------------------- "Oh, I wish I could remember how to fix this...I'm sorry, Florence." Zen held her head low. "I failed...". Tears ran down her cheeks lightly. It was very clear she felt remorseful over all of this.
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"Heh, one thing you should know about me, never tell me not to do something. I'll do it anyway just for that reason. Now go make me some coffee." Deadpan smirked mischievously. --------------------------- "That is a rather....morbid ability to have. No offense intended, of course." Zen smiled.
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"Of course I saved you! That thing is what's keeping your uncle like that!" Zen explained, visually panicking. "We have to break the curse now! Oh, if only I hadn't fallen asleep when learning how to break curses like this..." Zen frowned, her tone sounding regretful. ------------------------------------------ "Well, she lived in Cloudsdale. She was just in Ponyville to visit her parents. They didn't make it either, I'm guessing." Deadpan frowned, before starting to walk somewhere. "Well, water we waiting for? Let's go!"
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"I used to before Zen showed up. Now she's taken over the cooking so I can focus on the other aspects of runnin' a café. Like...literally everything else." Deadpan explained, taking a sip out of his coffee that he pulled out of seemingly nowhere. "Trust me, it gets hard at times.. "I know the answer anyway but what is with your Cutie Mark? It's rather....morbid, don't you think? No offense intended, of course, just an observation." Zen smiled more, a curious look in her eye. She always was a curious pony, even as a filly. So of course this caught her attention.
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"FLORENCE! LOOK OUT!" Zen shouted, quickly telekinetically pulling the griffon away from the whip, having been educated on the aura a cursed object would give off. "Don't touch that unless you want to end up like your uncle!" ------------------------------------------------------- "Yeah... maybe. With two of us, finding her will be a Breeze." Deadpan laughed sadly.
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"Long story short: I developed certain abilities after...something happened to my family." Zen explained with a smile. "Oh, yeah, we're gonna put in an arcade and a buckball field, with a karaoke system." Deadpan rolled his eyes sarcastically, "Of course not genius. This is a restaurant. Not a club."
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"Are you enjoying your meal?" Zen said, teleporting in front of Gordan, noticeably (again) without a horn. She had a genuine warm smile on her face that stretched from ear to ear. She always loved seeing living beings. Even changelings, the creatures that-... No. She was not going to think about that.
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"I-I apologize...I was only trying to help." Zen looked at the ground, then suddenly her face turned into one of confusion. "There is something wrong with his energy...it feels...off." ------------------------------------------------------------- "....Lily Petals." Deadpan blurted out. He figured the other pony should know her name. Just in case he didn't catch it he repeated, "Her name is-....was Lily Petals."
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"On it!" Zen grinned and darted off into the kitchen, then came back a few minutes later and handed Gordan the Cherry Pie. -------------------------------------------- "Hey, this place could use any publicity it gets, even if it's controversial. Plus, I can con some griffons into paying for it." Deadpan snickered, "Those things are as dumb as changelings." "...Please don't mention changelings, Deadpan. You know what happened." Zen frowned. "Right, sorry." Deadpan quickly apologized sheepishly. Zen levitated a freshly made cupcake out of the kitchen and hands it to Crystal.
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"Alright then." Deadpan nodded and walked into the kitchen. "Don't worry, Crystal, the 'Actual Bacon' is just a publicity stun. In all honesty it's actually TofuBacon." Zen explained after seeing Crystal's worried face. After a few minutes, Deadpan came back in and hands Crystal the cupcake.
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"Don't need to. I developed a spell that could sense her heartbeat and, when I tried using it, I got nothin'. So either the spell ain't workin', she's really good at playin' dead, or she really is dead and they just haven't found her body." Deadpan sighed, "It was our anniversary, too." ----------------------------------------------------- As Florence went on and on, Zen frowned more and more. She truly felt bad for the poor griffin. Nobody deserved something like that. Then as she saw Florence crying over her uncle's body, she walked over and wrapped her in a comforting hug, not unlike what Florence did for her. She let out a calming, "Shhh, it's okay...He's here now."
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"Oh! Um, long story short: I somehow developed psychic abilities after witnessing....a tragedy as a child. I do not want to speak about it." Zen admitted, her grin slowly fading into a frown. Not because of the abilities, but from the 'tragedy' she brought up. "Aaaanyway, what can I get ya to eat?" Deadpan chirped, obviously trying to change the subject.
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"Yeah...It's empty. I ain't exactly got the bits to help advertise. Zen ain't even an employee, she's a volunteer technically speaking." Deadpan explained. "I'm back!" Zen rushed back to them with a cup of hot coffee exactly as Crystal had ordered, noticeably telekinetically lifting it despite not having a horn.
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"Ohh, you're outta luck, kid. We don't have those. Stopped sellin' em ever since some kids tried to use them as-" before Deadpan could finish, Zen put a hoof in his mouth. "Deadpan, the fact we don't sell bagels anymore would have been fine. The description as to why was completely unnecessary." Zen scolded. "But yeah, we can get your coffee." Deadpan said, spitting out Zen's hoof. "I'll be right on that!" Zen smiled and darted into the kitchen.
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@ "Oh, uh, yeah....my girlfriend was just one of the few casualities of this place. Nothing major, you know." Deadpan rolled his eyes, his sad tone of voice betraying the clearly sarcastic nintent he was going for. Even just one casual look at Deadpan even by those that don't know him would've detected a huge change in demeanor from the light-hearted well-meaning comedian from earlier. ------------------- "I don't mind." Zen smiled.
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ooc Equestrian Cafe [OOC]
asdfmovienerd39 replied to asdfmovienerd39's topic in Everfree Planning, OOC & Discussion
Oh! You can, and thanks for reminding me! https://mlpforums.com/topic/159331-equestrian-cafe/?hl=cafe#entry4741944 Here is the main roleplay guys! -
ooc Equestrian Cafe [OOC]
asdfmovienerd39 replied to asdfmovienerd39's topic in Everfree Planning, OOC & Discussion
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Deadpan followed behind her, being oddly quiet for someone as talkative as he normally was. Though, then again, his silence was fairly understandable. However, if one were to listen closely, a soft and sad 'Happy anniversary, dear..' escaped his lips, though it was fairly hard to hear.
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"Yes. Cherry Blossom is another monk. The youngest one there, at only nine years of age. She moved to the Monastery with her older brother Lotus Blossom. They were runaways, trying to escape from their abusive parents. Cherry Blossom still has a burn mark on her body from when she was struck with a branding iron by her father. The healer of our Monastery, Honeysuckle, tried to make the mark disappear but Cherry Blossom insisted on keeping it as a reminder of the cruelty others can possess." Zen explained, then looked at the hospital. "Oh I do hope everyone in there will be alright."
