Stone Cold Steve Jobs

Hello friend! *boop*

Posturing platitudes promiscuously like pretty playthings.

Apologies, irritated and felt the need to vent like a child with alliteration.

Hello friend! *boop*

I'm going to wear something cute today *looks in closet* Looks like I'm not going anywhere today...

*sits in home wearing yoga pants, T-shirt, & hoodie, watching HGTV*

I've gotten, like, five hours of sleep and one meal today. Maybe... I should head to bed now already~*

I have been bronified.

I have been bronified.

Well this Duck Pone is feeling rather tired and needs to get his sleep Goodnight everypony ^w^ <3

So. Take a guess who's birthday it is tomorrow? And no, it's not mine!

So. Take a guess who's birthday it is tomorrow? And no, it's not mine!

Wubwub

*rushes out of nowhere and hugs you*

*rushes out of nowhere and hugs you*

*rushes out of nowhere and hugs you*

Now my best friend is in the hospital. So to recap: a girl with her whole life in front of her died two days ago, and now my best friend is comms quiet in the hospital. 

Okay, 2017 is dead to me. 

   So... I first joined these forums with the express sole purpose of learning more about, and hopefully attaining Friendship. Since I heard there was a movie coming out, that goal then devoloped into...well, By the time the movie comes out, I want to be able to go there on opening day, crowds be cursed, with someone I've met that I know shares my interest in the show.

   So I... if any of you knows how to go about pursuing that goal... or gods willing, want to take me up on my offer... Uhm, I could use the advice.

 I...don't know what it is today. I just seem to have a vicious case of the cuddles.

  ...maybe to the extent where its not entirely kosher... if you catch me. Eh, I wouldn't know... I don't have experience with physical contact.

"Reality Always Intrudes"

o3o

 I...don't know what it is today. I just seem to have a vicious case of the cuddles.

  ...maybe to the extent where its not entirely kosher... if you catch me. Eh, I wouldn't know... I don't have experience with physical contact.

 I...don't know what it is today. I just seem to have a vicious case of the cuddles.

  ...maybe to the extent where its not entirely kosher... if you catch me. Eh, I wouldn't know... I don't have experience with physical contact.

I am, like, this close to leaving the forums just because I can't bloody well understand anything on this site anymore. This was a complete overhaul. Quite.