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My country has officially become a meme.

I don't know if there are other users who are likt this, but sometimes when I'm a new person, I see stuff I want to do because its cool, but get cold feet about it.

I don't know, but I usually get really nervous when I want to try something new.

I don't know if there are other users who are likt this, but sometimes when I'm a new person, I see stuff I want to do because its cool, but get cold feet about it.

I don't know, but I usually get really nervous when I want to try something new.

I HAVE RETURNED MY GLORIOUS PEONS

WITNESS MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN FROM A HEARTFELT ABSENCE

ALSO STOP SHIPPING ME WITH OTHER MEMBERS

I HAVE LIKE FIVE NOTIFICATIONS FROM THAT THREAD

Updated my signature with a banner made by @Kyoshi. What do you guys think?

Updated my signature with a banner made by @Kyoshi. What do you guys think?

Updated my signature with a banner made by @Kyoshi. What do you guys think?

Updated my signature with a banner made by @Kyoshi. What do you guys think?

Updated my signature with a banner made by @Kyoshi. What do you guys think?

Updated my signature with a banner made by @Kyoshi. What do you guys think?

Updated my signature with a banner made by @Kyoshi. What do you guys think?

I can't wait for this horrible excuse of a day to end.

Might as well get this first status update so I can say I did something.

So the phone rings, and it's the SAME DAMN TELEMARKETER that we've been dealing with for the past 6 months... so, I decided I'd had enough.  Transcript as follows, as best as I can recall:

Me: Helloooo?

TM: Ah, hello sir - how are you toady?

Me: *hesitantly* I'm goooooood...

TM:  That is good to hear, sir; according to our database, it appears that your computer is infected with a virus that we have been monitoring for some time; we can-

Me: *bright and pleasantly*  WAIT!  let me guess... your company ONLY wants to help me, and they want to do so by selling me the cure for this so-called virus, which - to be honest - I'm fairly certain you folks put in there in the first place!  Now, I could always go to a friend of mine who works on computers, and if HE finds that your "company" are the ones responsible for this supposed "virus", I could always get in touch with both the police AND a lawyer... but instead, I'll bite; exactly WHAT is it that you have to offer me to try to separate me from my money?  Hmm?  Tell me, please, what is it?????

TM:  *a three second silence, then*  Well, FUCK you.

Me:  Thank you very much!

TM:  >click<

... so yeah, GREAT day!  

Are you okay? You sound legitimately upset!

Are you okay? You sound legitimately upset!

Are you okay? You sound legitimately upset!

I feel so empty right now.

I'm so stupid...

I feel so empty right now.

I'm so stupid...

I feel so empty right now.

I'm so stupid...

I feel so empty right now.

I'm so stupid...

I feel so empty right now.

I'm so stupid...

I feel so empty right now.

I'm so stupid...

Oh hey, I saw the spam bots first hand for the first time.
That's neat o3o

Took your time following me.

I followed you like last month.

For a Dash-wannabe, you're pretty slow on the uptake.

Did you have some irrational shadow of doubt that I wasn't as awesome as you knew I was?

Or was it just that you were intimidated by my good looks and ridiculously high levels of intelligence?

Hello?

I'm asking you questions here.

Are you even listening to me?

You are, like, so not cool.

Eww, I mean, like, get away from me.