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17 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

Rarity: Oh! I let him be my -first- and he was two-timing me with.... THAT?

<faints onto conveniently placed fainting couch>

Twilight: I have a grandson? This is wonderful news.

Teleports to Canterlot

Twilight: Hey everypony, have you heard the news I am grandmother. I have a grandson Royal Guards! 

Twilight: I have a grandson castle walls!

Trots right next to the nobles

Twilight: Guess what? I have a grandson.

Teleports again.

Twilight: I have a grandson, Tree of Harmony.

Starlight: I have great news Twilight, I am pregnant.

Twilight: I am so happy for you and Sunburst.

Starlight: Oh, no no. Spike is the father.

Twilight spills coffee in surprise.

Octavia: Wait what am I doing living in this dump?

DJ: shrugs There is not a single night club in this hick town

Octavia: The princess of friendship lives here.

DJ: True, I once did a gig for one of her friends, the prissy one.

I guess so, I never been bothered by my gender.

Buy our comics if you want more info/homework about the show and ponies. It's not actually important to tell it about in the show itself.

Rainbow Dash: oh my gosh AK did you really wrote all of those books?

AK: no, of course not, that would just take my time from my already busy schedule of exploring the jungles as a Daring Do. I have a dedicated team of ghostwriters to help me.

What's in the Everfree forest that is worth eating? I would be screwed ether way with predators that are living in it.

Sonata I guess, she is kind of my personal favorite. 

Principal Celestia: Do you think they know?

Principal Luna: That we are a pair of immortal vampires that lived for thousands of years.

Both: looked at each other and shrugged, "Nuh"

Scootaloo: My parents were arrested today, and they were going to say sorry to my schoolteacher tommorow. Oh well

Yep, that was the best episode of the season ever. Although I might say that in that case of Scootaloo parents being as they are, not sure if it makes sense for Scootaloo parents to leave her like that with her aunts. 

Some people would argue that her parents were terrible, but then again they didn't force her to be always on the move. 

14 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

Trixie: Starlight, That strange Dr Whooves character is here looking annoyed...

Starlight: Sounds normal enough.

Starlight: Tell him we have a swimming pool

Trixie: We have a swimming pool

Starlight: We do now.

Many many balloons to you all.

Starlight: Forget that shit we are wizards.

Trixie: What do you did with my house?It's bigger on the inside.

Starlight: Exactly, could you imagine if I sold your home for better one? 

I try to make sure that I don't forget my account information

Rainbow mane and tail, tomboy, butch, athlete stereotypes didn't help.

Let's pretend that Equestria is technically a Constitutional Monarchy so as far as I am concerned ponies govern themselves. It would be crazy for them not to do so.

Princess Celestia would probably be a favorite ruler.

I won't know, but I'd imagine that the stereotype is common. Well guess what? They are supposed to be superior master race. Get rekt

I might say right now that some people might not like. 

MLP is just a cartoon and  MLP characters aren't actually real. So from a certain point of view it was painful to watch Fluttershy to struggle with her own identity of doormat/new Fluttershy. Back and forth until it got painfully annoying.

Applejack: "My parents are not dead!"

Twilight: "But Faust said"

Applejack: "Who cares what Faust said, she is not here anymore.

"Look Twi, if the God Emperor Goldner would will it so my parents would magically pop in existence like your brother did in season two."

Anything that is remotely made on Cartoon Network? 

• Amazing world of Gumball
• Adventure Time
• Regular Show
• We Bare Bears
• Samurai Jack
• Unikitty
• Yong Justice

Rarity: "What the heyburgers am I doing?I will order pre-aprooved designs into mass production. We are going to modernize the fashion industry. Thank you Sassy Saddles."

Sassy "Uh your welcome"

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Applejack: "That's it I am moving to the big city and we are selling the farm."

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Twilight: "Flim and Flam bought us for exorbitant amount of bits. I don't know if you realise it but it's very difficult to maintain a school with only six students."

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Fluttershy. "That really nice Rainbow Dash, but it will be 19 bits for the tortoise. I have a business to run."

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Pinkie Pie: "I was about to sing a song but changed my mind"

Rarity "What is it about, deary?"

Pinkie: "Well,..."

🎵 My Little Earth pony My Little Earth pony🎵

Twilight: "What the hay? Wait, why do I care?"

Applejack: "Speak for yourself no one wants my countryisms anymore"

Twilight Sparkle: "I am the Princess of Friendship!" rings Grogar's bell, Grogar turns into dust.