RDDash

Part 2 out of 3

Some of the episodes is humourous critique, so don't take it seriously. Some of the episodes have a really good moral but executed brutally, so I am skipping those. Some of the episodes I don't actually remember, skipped as well.

• A friend in Deed: when someone refuses your offer in friendship make sure to bother them until they give up. There is good chance that you will find the long lost girlfriend.
• TSSCS6000: What did you learn from this episode? Absolutely nothing
• The Mysterious Mare Do Well: when your friend acts as a nuisance, don't bother talking to them, they never listen.
• Magical Mystery Cure: Today I played God, also today I grew wings.
• One Bad Apple: some bullies are just plain evil, some of them are just socially misunderstood.
• Leap of Faith: Endangering your elder would not make her happy, just stop it.
• Three is a crowd: he is just pretending to be sick for his own amusement, what the lesson suppose to be?
• Crusaders of the lost mark: it was our destiny to reform a school bully that all of us hated and made our lives miserable.
• Party Pooped: Diplomatic Immunity! Its not actually an exuse for rude and criminal behavior.
• Princess Spike: putting a pressure on a child would not backfire on you at all you selfish . 
• Appleloosa most wanted : children it's okay to talk to strangers that you don't actually know, that might be dangerous and creepy.
• Tanks for the memories: Crimes are okay as long as it for the good cause. 

Long awaited hugs for everyone, I didn't forgot I swear.

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1. Feeling Pinkie Keen: it's okay to put things you can't explain on faith, and never question them
2. Dragonshy: when you are afraid of something you should just get over it by facing your fears in a forceful kind of way.
3. Griffon the Brush off: when your friend that you never seen in years suddenly decides to visit you, they are 70% toxic and don't deserve you
4. Boast Busters: When the street performer comes to your town it okay to humiliate them and destroy their income 
5. Yakity-Sax It's just an stupid music instrument, get over it  Why would you abandon your friends, your home town, people you spend years with?
6. The end in friend:  you are a ruffian and I am a fashionista, we have nothing in common with each other even though we spent a few years being friends with each other.
7. Friendship U: The university is a scam because they force people to pay for their education. They force people to pay for books, and uh, they are evil okay.

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And that just the 2 out of 8 seasons . The list goes on

I stopped paying attention to morals when the ponies were done with the Friendship journal, and those archaic seasons when Twilight had been writing letters to Celestia. Dear Princess Celestia today I learned such and such.

For me, this days, thinking about the show being some kind of moral guide book is wrong and outdated way of thinking.

Rarity marrying Applejack 

Grogar: "Come out Princess Twilight! I know you can hear me."

Rainbow Dash slams into Grogar at high speed. Grogar traps her by encasing her wings into stone

Grogar: "Foolish child."

Chryssalis comes right next to them with a sword in her magic.

Grogar: "Finish her!"

Chryssalis slices Grogar's neck. Grogar proceeds to choke Chryssalis. Tirek watching in the distance.

Grogar: "How dare you to betray me!"

Twilight: "I should go, it's me he wants."

Starlight: "You can't. If you go it will be all over."

Grogar: "Princess! Is this what you want? To trade your life for others?"

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Bonus points if you understood the reference. 

Okay, some spoilers bellow, and I sincerely apologise for my opinion because I disliked how this episode addresses the issue , but I am just going to say it anyway in a spoiler box. Please read it preferably after you watched the episode, thanks

On 6/1/2019 at 9:18 PM, Lord Valtasar said:

ah, i got a hit this time, apple parents: check

Oh you right, I missed that one.

Solid 7. I really think she is cute. 

It could easily be more adult oriented show, but not to adult, because swearing is a bit unnecessary (+you know what I mean, that's also unnecessary) so it's a PG-13 style show with ponies just living their lives.

I don't really care about it now, but back then it was more like this her childhood friend was moved away so that's why she is evil. What like that's it?

Twilight Sparkle: "I don't know what am I doing with my life  I never going to have a boyfriend, get married, have kids, grow old, watch them to grow up, getting married and had their own kids.

"My only happiness comes from my niece that came from my brother because you know he did the thing.

"And it all princess Celestia fault"

Mane 5: "Woah, calm down Twi"

Oh my gosh she is X-Men Quicksilver 

So anyway, I think Hasbro songs are getting better and better.

We already have cellphones for that, why would I want to use microchip tracker?

Applejack: okay Apple Bloom I watched that movie in Manehattan so I know what should I do next

Apple Bloom takes out Nerf Super Soaker Bite-acuda water blaster : Alright sis I am ready!

Applejack: let's go get them! No grey skinny extraterrestrial touches my apples

I only now have realized it, actuall crop circles on the farm . Next thing you know there's going to an alien conspiracy in Ponyvile.

I have a few very serious issues with this episode, but I am not going to mention them until it airs 

Don't really like them, but if it's good I'll eat it

Never thought about it. I suppose Twilight Sparkle, so we both could teleport to safety. 

Great Seeding looks like a mutated changeling. For some reason I won't be surprised if it were.

If I find a gun I find a gun I guess . I have a preference for a baseball bats anyway

Unfortunately I don't have a cable or TV anymore, at least for now. 

6 hours ago, Jedishy said:

* Jedishy appears looking exhausted and worn down * 

The ritual to return me to the light was not an easy one. Tython is a rough place at the best of times. 

Those pesky Flesh Raiders must have invaded the temple again

The episode was just okay in my opinion. Well, it's like that I like a little side story that Granny Smith told Apple Bloom about her sister's childhood, and how Applejack had been caught in her own trap, and then how Applejack had been ignored by the rest of them. I thought that maybe it was just a lesson to Apple Bloom to not make the same mistake or something.

That something came later at very obvious plot twist that had been created later. At first I thought that it was Big Mac that doing it and then guess what it was actually Big Mac no surprise there . I thought that maybe at this point they just going to stop and say hey guys we know that the magic animal is not really real. We just like to pretend that it is. But guess not those two grannies decided to continue lying to Applejack and Bloom and that farce is being forced to continue to this day.

Final Judgement: 

Big Mac: because of you two I am heavily overworked, so quit messing around and help me with this harvest.