The Kaeya Simp

And there's a universe where Hitler cured cancer.
Bonus points if you get that reference.

Also, fun fact: If it wasn't for Hitler, we probably wouldn't have anti-smoking campaigns.

"Incredibly, there was no Hitler. There is no record of any such person. It's true, there was a little German man with a small mustache who combed his hair to one side and started World War II. He also killed six million Jews. But he was not Hitler. He was, in fact, a shoemaker named Hank Fleck." -George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

There's probably an alternate universe where that's true as well.

You should watch "the directors"