abronymouse

Wub Wub Hisss. Vinyl Snake causes your arguments to lack merit. Even well worked out academic ones.

your sig is so cute 

tremble at her hoofsies

repent and receive you due! 

the reference in Golden Horshoes might be Majesty! didn't know that

the song reference is Gilbert and Sillivan http://themargins.net/anth/19thc/gilbert.html

sudden random pony stuff in my tabs

When you meet Sunny Daze,
you'll know right away --
you've made a friend
that loves to play.
She'll invent a game
you've never seen,
where you can be
a princess or a queen.
She loves performing tricks
and having fun.
She's bursting with energy,
like the shining sun.

updating my profile - got a new book for Christmas :3 it is mad

peter and the ponies

funnest lil sequence in my chap so far:

Surprise, unable to contain herself, flutters onto Danny’s back, sitting on him side saddle style.

“Giddy up Danny!” she squeaks between laughs.

“Neeigh!” Danny rears back, galloping his hands like a startled pony.

The silly sound causes the herd to laugh even harder. Few of them understand that this is the noise ponies make in Danny’s homeland, but Firefly, who had visited there recognised the sound and guffaws.

This latter nudges her friend, “Told you Medley, that’s the sound ponies make there.”

“Hah! Well you wouldn’t catch me making such a silly noise,” the turquoise pony snorts.

Masquerade and Paradise, expecting the display and anticipating the effect it would have on their audience wait indulgently for their audience to return to them. However, Masquerade – mindful of the late hour – clops her hooves together tries to bring things to a close, but is not helped by the antics of Surprise.

“Such a good horsey.” Surprise, enjoying the laughs she is getting from the crowd, continues her mprovised rider and pony routine. “Do you want a carrot?”

She mimes holding a carrot to Danny’s mouth, which he pretend-chomps on, provoking more mirth.

“Ahem!” Paradise coughs.

Danny, who is also enjoying the risible role, makes a whickering and snorting noise.

Surprise leans in to Danny’s face as if she’s trying to understand him. “Oh, if only ponies could talk like us humans?” Surprise says in a sing-song sighing voice and shakes her head, winking at the audience, to more laughs.

Paradise rolls her eyes and tries to catch Cherries Jubilee’s attention, but the latter mare has been taken in by the physical comedy and is doubled over, gasping with laughter.

Word of the day: rambunctious

"a rambunctious tyke"

 

Use in a pony sentence: "Surprise and Pinkie are two of the most rambunctious ponies."

kathleen and tabby

when you want to ponify what to you as a sweet innocent 80s kid was a fun song about girls on film

only to realise now that there is no question. It is about pron 

wth 80s! what with this and Relax  I thought Relax was a funny song when I saw it as a kid. It has a guy shaving for pony's sake!

caption this picture!

Danny's kid inherited the Williams estate

I'm a grumpy anon mouse *grr* Sometimes my students hurt my brain 

just your daily reminder that Disney songs are unreasonably awesome

thinking of idea for secret santa 

requirement to keep the santa secret after posting it to the magical reindeer:

dangnabit I have the perfect present for @Jericbut I'm not paired with him for the secret santa  

well here's your pressie anyway  

baby horsey :3

sudden horse!

Adagio gazed up at the stars, filled with longing. She wasn't looking at the brightness, however, but for a shadow - the black shape of a flying creature.

As she gazed she saw the shape she was looking for. In her excitement she jumped and splashed about, thrashing herself about in the water. The shape came closer.

Adagio had learned the language of the creatures that made the shapes. They were called 'ponies' and the shape was an 'airship'. Her sisters merely thought the ponies were land-prey - inhabitants of another world. Adagio had come to dislike her sister's brutal vision of things, she didn't think the ponies were prey like the mindless fish - the fish didn't make things like the airships... but more importantly the fish couldn't talk and it was this that adagio really longed for. Adagio could think, but her body was made for brutality not communication.

A light shone on her from the airship as she continued to dance in the water. Eventually one of the ponies called out to her.

Adagio knew the pony's voice. He was called Starswirl. She had encountered this pony a long time ago, when he had fallen into the water from another big black shape, one that floated on the water. She would have devoured him but for the fact that instead of the howling or hissing noises of other land creatures who had fallen into her domain, he had 'talked' to her. She didn't understand what the noises were then, but she was instantly mesmerised. She defended the pony from her sisters and had taken him back to his world.

Since then Starswirl had taught Adagio to understand him and his world. Today he has promised to bring a new pony 'shape', a gem, for her and each of her sisters. He had told her that by using its magic she could 'talk' like him, so that she could share her longings and desires.

She and her sisters would leave the darkness of her world behind, they would bask in the sound of the new world, and no pony would deny her voice.

>:3 

I can't stop my legs, my legs go out late dancin'
I try to wash my face, my lips say "put on make-up"
Can't stay home 'cause my body's got itself all dressed up
And I'm the one who pays for it tomorrow when I wake up

Amethyst and flowers on the table, is it real or a fable?
Well I suppose a friend is a friend
And we all know how this will end

;(

been looking up some old abrony-mouse. My old forum is quiet now, but the shortfics are still there :3

https://ukofequestria.co.uk/threads/queen-galaxias-filly-and-other-little-pony-tails.17731/

the trolls go into the West @Kujamih  

"Lay down, your sweet and troallish head,

Night is falling, you have come to journey's end

Sleep now, and dream of the trolls who came before,

They are calling, from across the firewall.

Why do you troall?

What are these tears upon your screen?

Soon you will be feel, all your opinions will pass away,

Safe in My Forum

You're only trolling.

What can you see?

On the horizon

Why do the white trolls call?

Across the screen are pale bodies

The ships have come to divert your moans

Dawn will turn to silver glass

A light in the foyer

Trolls need sleep.

Soap invades, until the lather brings night

Through bans falling, out of memory and time

Don't say 'we have come now to the end',

Pink pones are calling,

You and I will troll again."

random out of context lines from RPs time!

"And of course your very own apprentice would help me! We've formed such a... tight bond when travelling."  She grins with all her shapely pearly whites, hard earned after years of braces as a filly and ideal teeth for lying through.

we're not flawless! 

unlike @Jericwho I absolutely was not impersonating  I have been a cute coconut pony the whole time :3

the above remix is also flawless (my fave of this song, one of my big faves of MLP and the best post s4 song I think)