ComanderZhabikKlavik

Anarchylight: "Commander Zhabik Klavik we need to go on stage." Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Let's go." *Commander Zhabik Klavik and Anarchylight walked onto the stage. Anarchylight spawned a table and a chair, added some decorations to the stage so that the stage looked like an office, and they both sat down at the table. Anarchylight: "Hi everyone!" Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Hi everyone!" Anarchylight: "Commander Zhabik Klavik and I are going to tell you jokes" Anarchylight: "Hmm, what joke should I start with?" Commander Zhabik Klavik: "I know which one to start with, I'll tell you a joke about a duck. A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender. "I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?" "I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." The flabbergasted bartender cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the bartender says to him: "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" "Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call." So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the bartender says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money." "I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?" "At the circus," says the bartender. "The circus?" repeats the duck. "That's right," replies the bartender. "The circus?" the duck asks again. "With the big TENT?" "Yeah!" the bartender replies. "With all the animals who live in CAGES, and performers who live in CARAVANS?" says the duck. "Of course," the bartender replies. "And the tent has CANVAS sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck. "That's right!" says the bartender. The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says: "What would they want with a plasterer???" " Anarchylight : A police officer pulls over a semi truck. He gets the usual license and registration, but hears strange noises coming from the trailer, so he decides to investigate. Inside, he finds 50 penguins. “Sir, why do you have 50 penguins in your truck?” The officer asks the driver “Well, they’re my friends, and we like to go on journeys together in my truck” the man replies “I’m sorry sir, but you can’t just own 50 penguins. I’m afraid you’re going to have to take them to the zoo” The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same cop pulls the truck over again, and once again hears strange noises in the trailer. He goes to check and finds the same 50 penguins. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!” The cop angrily tells the driver “I did take them to the zoo! They loved it! Today we’re going to the beach” Commander Zhabik Klavik: An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves. The next day, the Irishman returns, orders another two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves. He continues to do this for some time, when one day the bartender questions him, “How come you always order exactly two shots?” The Irishman replies, “well, you see my brother and I used to go out drinking every night, but he lives across the country now, so every night, I order two drinks. One for myself, and one for my brother.” Things remain the same for a while until one day the Irishman comes in and orders only one shot. The bartender becomes concerned and asks him “how come you’re only ordering one shot? Did something happen to your brother? Is he ok?” The Irishman replies, “of course not, my brother’s fine. I just quit drinking” Anarchylight: What do you call a magical dog? Commander Zhabik Klavik: I thought about this for several days but I still haven't found an answer to this question. Anarchylight: A Labracadabrador!!! Commander Zhabik Klavik: What?! Anarchylight: .Our performance is over. Anarchylight removed all decorations and left the stage together with Commander Zhalk Klavik.

Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Yes, we are interested in taking part in the Big Goof Off."

*Anarchylight sees Dynamo. "Hi Dynamo!" Meet my friend Commander Zhabik Klavik. He is a superbeing, class God and currently the ruler of the country Garry's Mod in which we both live. He is a quadrillion three years old. We would both like to take part in this event. Someone else wanted to come with us, but he is busy and probably won't come. Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Hi Dynamo! Nice to meet you!" *Commander Zhabik Klavik and Anarchylight walked to the stage behind Dynamo.