~Muffin of Chaos~

6.5/10

"I don't catch your logic... By the way, when you say that, I notice Death Dealer takes over... Is that just Deathdealer talking about hurting to help? How does hurting us help us?" Shade asked, completely confuzzled. "I want you to explain in depth how that you can hurt us to help us. And don't say anything about 'Helping us hurts us'."

Shade was still in suspension. She was sealed off from the outside world, and it was terribly boring. So she created a Ponybox 720 and a TV. She conjured up a 2 way camera this time. "Yo Diehard! Sup! I have a question: How does killing us help us win the games? The goal is to not get killed in these games...." Shade sat back, relaxing in the comfortable ball of energy.

Dude... You made this sig!8.5/10

Banned because Space Core demanded it.

7/10, for Pinkie being excited over a semi-drunk pony

Candace saw that somepony else was getting attacked and was close to death. She turned Shade's backup healer on, and started casting a quicker one on GM. She communicated with him through telepathy. "GM, It's me, Candace. I am not gonna let anypony else die. Even though you were a Gamemaker, you don't have to die. This spell will leave you feel rejuvinated and stronger after it's done in one day. Don't complain, Shade has to heal 3 weeks!"

Shade was still stuck in the orb of magic, the healing spell slowly working. Then, the time turned to night. Shade saw a manticore or two trying to get her, but to no avail. She was able to scrape up enough magic to make a camera linked to DD's monitors. She started a video feed. "Hello Diehard, or DeathDealer maybe. Anyways, as you have noticed, I am being healed by somepony, probably an alicorn, as I cannot get out, nor can anything get in. I'll see you in 3 weeks!" Shade kissed the screen, then cut the feed. Candace was hiding underneath Canterlot, with enough supplies for 3 weeks. She was constantly healing Shade, although she wasn't the sponsor of her. But since GM had stopped and joined in the games, she figured she was fair game. Even if DD was to find her, she would still have a backup healer, hidden away, no bigger than a crumb in a nearby chair. Candace continued the spell.

*shifts uncomfortably in chair* I do have a birthmark... It's a mole that is in one of my most disgusting regions... You don't wanna know how I learned it was there...

6/10, purely for the lying AJ face. Time to win this topic!

May be digging up old hatred, but Howard Stern kinda ticked me off. He only focused on cloppers and the weirder ones! What he doesn't know that bronies aren't weird.

(OOC: Sorry everypony, been pretty busy for a while, not gonna be able to post as much.) Shade sat up, looking around at the savannah. "Diehard was busy..." Shade said. She tried to move, but found herself stuck in a magical bubble. Someone or something was healing her wounds! But then she recognized the spell being cast. This specific spell took 3 weeks of meditation! It was gonna be a long wait in the impenetrable bubble. (OOC: Doing this so you won't have to wait. Boss, don't dare kill me off!)

"Are you kidding?" Shade asked. "Gamemaker wouldn't help us if he had to! If he were to die or help us, he would die!" Shade felt a rumbling. All of a sudden, the mountain literally exploded! Lava went everywhere, turning the entire arena into a volcanic arena. "Well Peach Berry Pie... Fuck." Shade said. "Diehard is really trying to piss us off now!"

Shade was flabbergasted. She turned her head to quills and glared at her. She quickly shot the carton with her arrow, the potion dripping out. "Quills, don't even think about it. I will if I have to." Sade said, pointing a poison arrow at her heart. "If you dare attack, I will fire my arrows at you... I don't want to, but if it comes to that..." Shade glared at her again. "Hand over the dagger." Shade said.

Shade looked up, and saw... No, it couldn't be! Die Hard must have turned the gas on again! But it was real... "Hello, Snow. It's been a while." Shade said, taking out the half of the amulet that she got when they were friends. "So, you finally decided to come down here, huh? I see you have... well... become quite the tyrant. Whatever happened to you? All you do now is slay innocent ponies." Shade spat in her eye. "I once saw you as a magnificent friend. Now your nothing but THE SHITTIEST ALICORN WHO EVER LIVED."

Shade was shocked by Diehard's betrayal, and that moment allowed the hurricane to break through. SHe felt a horrible stinging on her wings and her horn,,, where they used to be, that is. The hurricane dissolved her horn and wings. She was a feeble Earth Pony once again. Shade fell down to the ground, crying in pain. (OOC: Why, Diehard, why?)

Shade saw a hurricane approaching. But this was no ordinary hurricane. It was a MAGIC hurricane. "Oh no!" Shade said, casting the most powerful barrier she could. She fought to keep it up, and she was keeping steady. She kept hanging on with the barrier, preventing the hurricane from getting any closer. (OOC: Sorry Celestia, but you aren't getting rid of me that easily )

Shade looked up to see the clouds turning into storm clouds. "What the- Diehard?" Shade shouted in the sky. "What are you doing? Is something the matter?" Something wasn't right. Then it hit her. He went crazy with power, and now turned into Death Dealer again! "Death Dealer! Calm down!" She shouted into the sky. "You need to stop!"

Shade watched GM stumble away. "It's a good thing that the spell is only temporary... He is worse than I thought when controlled by a spell!" Shade said, sighing. Another pack of Timberwolves came charging in, and Shade slit one's throat with her new knife. "You ok over there, Boss?" Shade asked, cutting another one's head open.