Ferret Girl

I see what you did there.

I didn't do it. She literally just walked into the room one day and told us all that we need to be Hookers.

If a teacher told me I had to be a hooker than that sure would get my attention real fast, I would have one hell of a time trying not to bust out laughing. I am laughing right now as I am typing this, in all seriousness though your teacher is right even if a slightly less suggestive term could have been used. It kind of reminds me of this one English teacher that joked about this one local place being "a great place to get STD's."