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Astral Empyrean

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  1. ErMahGerd! Itz a HotDerg!

  2. ErMahGerd! Itz a HotDerg!

  3. Hey! I hear your going crazy! Well, when your past gone... look me up! I will show you around and share the benefits or being nutz with you!

  4. Yes! I'm the new President of the My Little Pony fan club at school! I came up with the idea, submitted a form and found a teacher sponsor! Now once it gets approved I will run my own club! I was told by my sponsor teacher that she also runs FBLA(Future Business Leaders of America) So she won't be able to help out now and then... So I would be 100% in-charge of the club! WOOHOO! Also... I wan't your opinion MLP Forums members! I need help setting up presentations for the club and good sites to visit (The school filters block this forum though) But give me the name of some of the sites that you think would be awesome to help support my new club. And if you get in trouble for leaving or "advertising" a link here... I will talk to the Mods, They should be understanding of why you posted the link here. ROCK ON BRONYS!
  5. Why do I ponder the un-answerable questions that plauge are world? Or are these un-answerable questions here to remind us that humans are never going to be perfect of all knowledgeable?

  6. In this world there will be no peace. There will only be war, fear, and hatred. Our place is determined by who we are how strong we are physically and mentally. The effect we can make on the people around us. Kind of like how a countrys worth is determined by how big their military is, how deep their resources go. But I know that people only look down on others through their own arrogance and stupidity. I have realized that people are the most dangerous thing in existance.

    1. Astral Empyrean

      Astral Empyrean

      Because entire nations have been leveled by belief and strive for wealth and power. But we have no choice not to be among those people. And that a true friends worth can only be determined by their loyalty, honesty,kindness, the laughter they share with you, the generosity between you, and then that magical little spark that holds you together. For true friends will never leave you and you would never leave them.

  7. Ow! Ow! Ow! Damn this hurts... Oh didn't realize you were reading this... Its been one day since I wen't to the airsoft arena and got shot up. I has two bleeding wounds on my leg, 3 bleeding wounds on my arm, and 7 bleeding wounds on my head... And i'm not exaggerating. But hay! I know what to bring with me next time! Ibuprofen!

  8. To the airsoft arena I go, and then to the real gun range later... FUN DAY!

  9. Yeah, Umm... I need to run to some randomly selected other room... For no reason at all. *runs away*
  10. Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website... I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims... I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!
  11. Or can we! He knows nothing I say, NOTHING! Ahhh the stress is tear our friendship apart! Go away from me im PSYCHO! IM DELUSIONAL, Im.... I need to shut up now don't I?
  12. hehehehe(nervous laugh) We wish no one would notice! But most people who do would just jump into it. I mean who dosn't love chatting about pure idiocy on some random thread? Ummmm. I think our last few posts were dumb enough and detailed enough that its gonna be the only thing that anyone remembers... We are screwed. And if thats the case... How about I just snipe you with my uncles 50.cal BMG, or mow you down with my assault rifle? Ahh My Gerd! Here we go again... I think it would be in our best interest to stop here...
  13. You wish! a .22 would kill you easy! one well placed shot and your gone. It may be small... but remember, its still a chunk of lead moving 2x faster than the speed of sound. And if it hits you right... Your a gonner
  14. Has anyone realized that this originally was a thread meant for welcoming new people... And that the topic has gone so far off topic that I don't think its salvageable? Oops You wish! a .22 would kill you easy! one well placed shot and your gone. It may be small... but remember, its still a chunk of lead moving 2x faster than the speed of sound. And if it hits you right... Your a gonner
  15. Hmmmm. Yeah.... You would be screwed. I could have melee d you with a kitchen knife before you would shoot me. But I would bring a .22 cal pistol to say we both have guns at a gun fight. I would use a small caliber because you wouldn't stand a chance no matter what... And then I get bragging rights for getting you with a tiny .22
  16. Hahaha! Your both wrong! Fluttershy is part of the evil plans! She acts frail to confuse you and make you think she is kind... She's out to get your mind! But I might as well play along with this while it roles. Ohhh no this the worst, absolute worst possible thing that could happen!(In Raritys voice) I will save you Fluttershy! *Runs and grabs redneck arsenal of M4A1, 12 Gauge, Pistol, And Beer* *Gathers a good AppleJack accent* *Gets in pickup truck and drinks beer* *Saves Fluttershy while drunk* *Protects Fluttershy while drunk* *Shoot out occurs while drunk* *Redneck saves day and sobers up* Everyone makes fun of the redneck until the zombie Apocalypse or a pony is involved... I humor myself too much...
  17. I know! me and history are a riot... Well moments like this rarely happen, But things are more special when they are a Rarity.
  18. Its just a joke I use to make people snicker. Besides... What would not be awesome about ponys with guns, like Team Fortress 2 mods.
  19. Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website... I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims... I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!! You wouldn't happen to be an AJ Fan would you... Cuz AJ is best pony!
  20. Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website... I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims... I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!
  21. I hate being sick! It means I can't go to the local airsoft arena and shoot people like I do every Saturday and Sunday...

  22. Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website... I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims... I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!
  23. Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website... I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims... I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!
  24. Uhhggg. I had to get the "feather" flu on the first day back to school, And no im not trying to get out of tornado duty like Thunder Lane. But, don't get me wrong! I enjoy sick days in bed, because its time to relax and catch up on

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      Astral Empyrean

       

       

       

       

       

      MLP and a good movie... But I don't like the feeling that I got hit by a truck...And the post below this is what I started typing. I just hit enter too soon.

       

       

       

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      Astral Empyrean

      Never mind. The post is above not below. Don't listen to me. I'm delusional

  25. Hahahaha. You and me have one thing in common... We are both Red-Heads! Go to my profile. In the about me, there is a pic of a kid with a shotgun... Dat be me!

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