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Astral Empyrean

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  1. Thank you all, for your support during these times. I maybe able to brave through the worst of life... But the loss of an 8 year friend is hard. I thank you all for your support. I wish you a Happy New Year...
  2. As you raise your glasses and lite off fireworks tonight, please send a prayer heavenward for our sweetest and gentlest Great Dane, Clouseau. We lost him this evening. He broke his femur, and being such a big and elderly gentleman he could not have recovered and had a good rest of his life. We had to let him go. A bitter end to the year, but his sweet nature and wonderful disposition are what we will be toasting tonight. To a better 2013, and one dedicated to my family's passed partner...
  3. As you raise your glasses and lite off fireworks tonight, please send a prayer heavenward for our sweetest and gentlest Great Dane, Clouseau. We lost him this evening. He broke his femur, and being such a big and elderly gentleman he could not have recovered and had a good rest of his life. We had to let him go. A bitter end to the year, but his sweet nature and wonderful disposition are what we will be toasting tonight. To a better 2013, and one dedicated to my family's passed partner...

  4. Alright...Does anyone know the 2 main types of people that work in rodeos? If not I will answer the question for you, ThrillSeekers and Paramedics

  5. I hope you all had a super X-Mas and a rockin new year!

  6. My parents are awesome! Because (even though im 14) I got to have a glass of wine with my X-Mas Eve dinner! I guess there is an upside to drinking 14 year olds...I don't have a car to drive. That equals less drunk driving! And here is a funny video.

    1. Evilshy

      Evilshy

      That's not really an upside, just the lack of a downside... unless you include the downside that it's illegal :P

    2. Astral Empyrean

      Astral Empyrean

      Not really. Besides Im fine and not drunk or even close. And its only something that happens on the holidays. And its technically not illegal.

  7. As the sought after time draws nearer and nearer, I make another post to spread laughter and cheer. So I leave this video of Jeff Dunham's Night Before X-Mas Story for you to enjoy. Please be aware that strong language and possibly offensive lines. But either way...Enjoy and May We All Be Blessed This Holiday Season. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifK-k8Ii8Xw
  8. HAHAHAHAHA. You and me both! I wan't all of'em and I aint sharing! Just joking, As a Brony I must uphold peace, love and tolerance! But even though I'm a Brony im the last 14 year old you wanna piss off! And if you do peace, love, and tolerance DE-ACTIVATED! I mean, I carry a can of pepper spray on me when I go some where, Along with a 3 inch Marines Survival Knife. Damn Im paranoid! Better to have than have not in a needed situation though... Now back to the original topic... Merry X-Mas!
  9. If you have visited my profile you will know that I have no talent with art, BUT...Plenty of talent with a gun and a bow and arrow. And yes, Your welcome for the pictures! Everyone deserves a merry X-mas. Especially our soldiers on deployment. Last time I checked...Me and my dad would be the ones to spike the punch. And then only tell our closest family not to drink the punch, but still not say whats in it... My favorite prank I got from an MLP fan-fic. Rainbow Dash and Friends, The Wonderbolts, and a couple other ponys were staying at the castle, And RD and Luna put ground pepper in Celestia's morning coffee, and in the guards coffee. I love that prank!
  10. I have no clue...But thats what he told me. In fact thats the first I have ever really thought about that response he gave me? It may not have been the straight answer
  11. Actually No. He was looking for the schools one and only bad apple, homie, drug user, mo fo. A kid named Tyland. Why? he was skipping class and he was already on Officer Bennett's bad list for doing drugs.
  12. Well. I just felt like lifting everyone into the Holiday mood by saying: Merry X-Mas to All and May we all be blessed this season. And to lift the mood more... Some MLP X-Mas pictures.
  13. Wow! Thats amazing! I have that same kind of relationship with my high schools SRO (Student Resource Officer). Me and my friends call him Officer Bennett. And the way we became friends was really weird too! I was walking down the hall to go to my locker, and as I walked by him he yelled "WHATS YOUR NAME KID?!" I said "Chase, Sir" His reply was "Whats your last name?" "Colucci, Sir" And then he looked at me and says "Damn! Your not the kid i'm looking for, But stay out of trouble". And after that we became friends! Weird way to make an introduction huh?
  14. Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~General Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website... I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims... I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!
  15. That movie won't have any of the current characters from 1,2,and 3. Its a pre-sequel. It basically is about what, and how they dealt with the worms back in the early 1900s. When the town was a massive mining community.
  16. I must admit... I haven't bothered to watch the fourth movie. AkA: the pre-sequel to the tremors movies. But I plan on watching it soon. How about after I finish watching the Expendables! Seems like a weird way to learn about how animals move through the dirt...But okay with me if you get to watch a good movie! Because I hate those Educational movies in school...Blahhhh
  17. Yes! Movies with big guns, explosions, and men with lots-o-knowledge about guns make the movies awesome! And by far the best explosion is when that guys "fortress" blows up with a mushroom cloud! I wonder how much C4 that scene needed! It sure did! And considering that it was the 1990s, that movie, even though rated R was an was awesome family movie! And yes I have seen the Alaskan Bull Worm episode or whatever it was. And I really don't like spongebob either. I think of that show as 2 boobs running around blowing bubbles.
  18. Well. From what it looks like, I just love posting about movies i've seen, and movies that are good to see! But any-who. I have recently watched the movie Tremors 1,2, and 3. And I have to say that they are awesome movies! Explosions, Guns, Rednecks, Doomsday Preppers, Prehistoric Worms, Etc! This movie is about giant worms that dwell under ground going around and eating people in Perfection, Nevada. These worms in the movie are supposed to be before the Dinosaurs, Its just that their eggs remained dormant until the 21st century. Overall, this is a very well made movie(s). The first one is a little slow...But! the second and third movies have plenty of action and strange occurrences that shift the tides between the humans and the worms... And since im a nice guy I will spoil it for ya! The worms EVOLVE in 2 and 3. Not saying what into though... Anyway, If you have seen this movie, then your input is wanted down there in the comments. And if you have not seen the movie... Well then hike your butt to the Netflix website and maybe even youtube... If they even have it. The Movie Banners Go In Order Of 1,2,3...Obviously
  19. Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website... I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you​ with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims... I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!
  20. Welcome! I hope you enjoy yourself here! Its always nice to have another Apple Jack Fan here too! I have dubbed myself ~General Chaseman~ If you have any questions, go ahead and ask me. If I don't know the answer...I will help direct you to a moderator! Also if you would like... I would happily make a profile pic for you. Im bored and need some thing creative to do. So if you like mine, send me a PM with the pic and ideas for how you want it done. And that goes for anyone reading this... And again I say, WELCOME. Now lets get down to the dirty work. A WELCOMING PARTY!
  21. Im SO HAPPY! I finally bought the can of pepper spray I wanted from the local gun range! (actually I won the pepper spray in the X-mas prize drawing. And I know the range owner...He rigged the drawing for me! I love going to that gun range! And their X-mas partys are awesome too!)

    1. LensFlare

      LensFlare

      That's pretty awesome! I've only been to a shooting range once. It gets a bit expensive, but it was a great time!

    2. Astral Empyrean

      Astral Empyrean

      As you have probably already read, My family owns guns out the a**. We love our weapons too. We go to the gun range every week as well. And my family knows the owner personally, And he hooked us up with family passes so we get in free. Plus we buy you ammo in bulk from Academy Sprts, LuckeyGunner .com, etc. So we are sitting pretty good...

  22. I love my school schedule before the break! Because of Final Exams I get out of school at 11:25 each day until the break!

  23. Your absolutely welcome! I just don't want you to suffer the same consequences I did... I got my warning points over a month ago, and I still haven't gotten rid of them. I think im still on "Probation" for another 2 or 3 weeks...maybe more. Anyway im glad I could spare you the moderators wrath. Ohhh. I you want help making a banner for your links, when you become a muffin...Please PM me. I will be happy to help. I will friend you to make contacting me more easy. And if you don't know what a banner or a signature is, its the personalized banner that you make for yourself. Like the one for my blog "Bronys United". Enjoy, General Chaseman
  24. Careful. You can get in trouble for posting links to other sites. It happened to me. You need to remove the link sometime. But you can advertise your link when you become a muffin. An example is my "signature banner" below my post. But, Hay! Welcome to the forums.
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