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Dark Lord Sauron

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I am Sauron the Great Dark Lord of Mordor, and I greet all you Brony-folk. I came here to share knowledge and... Am extremely socially awkward.

 

So excuse me if I back away from interactions sometimes...

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You cannot hide. I see you...
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There is no life... in the void. Only...

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Death

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Didn't you explode after that whinny short hairy kid threw the golden ring into the volcano?

But anyway, hello! And don't worry about being socially awkward, we are very friendly here!

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Feel free to come out of that burning eye-thingy if you want.  T'aint nopony here that will judge you, 'lessn you start meltin' ponies or some other such mischief. 

 

I too am socially awkward, tending to fall into different patois at the drop of a hat, yo.  You'll fit right in.  :derp:

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Feel free to come out of that burning eye-thingy if you want.  T'aint nopony here that will judge you, 'lessn you start meltin' ponies or some other such mischief. 

 

I too am socially awkward, tending to fall into different patois at the drop of a hat, yo.  You'll fit right in.  :derp:

No pony-melting?! :eww:

 

But-!

 

...Ah alright, I give up. can I at least add you as a friend? :blush:

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Certainly!  Be warned, however, that my other friends may friend you, and soon you may question your ability to hold all these friends, especially the wiggly ones.

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Hi Sauron! Welcome to the forums. Hope you have a great time here in this place of love and toleration.

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Sauron returns.........only this time, he is on MLP forums, :D.   *squee* Anywho........I welcome you and hope to see you around, :).

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Sauron returns.........only this time, he is on MLP forums, :D.   *squee* Anywho........I welcome you and hope to see you around, :).

I hope to see you around too!

 

 

Welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy your stay  :muffins:

I am already enjoying it, frien'


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There is no life... in the void. Only...

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OH MAH GAWD, IT'S KING SOMBRA!!

 

Wait... Lord Sauron? Ohhhh, that guy... Wasn't he stealing jewelry from midgets, the last time I saw him?

 

Anyhoo, welcome to the Forums! Don't mind me, I'm just one of the forum IDIOTS.

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OH MAH GAWD, IT'S KING SOMBRA!!

 

Wait... Lord Sauron? Ohhhh, that guy... Wasn't he stealing jewelry from midgets, the last time I saw him?

 

Anyhoo, welcome to the Forums! Don't mind me, I'm just one of the forum IDIOTS.

Whom is this... "King" Sombra? I shall show him who is the true Dark Lord!

 

The welcome is accepted, thank you very much.


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There is no life... in the void. Only...

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Death

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