private The New Adventures of SuperColt and friends!

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

*Cough...* Shoot..... I don't feel so good.. What are you guys doing? You gonna help me? How did you guys get here..... *Cough....* I thought the Fortress was hidden to all eyes.... That Dragon... Why was it Green... That isn't a natural color... Annoying minimum so very Annoying minimum

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

*is eating a turkey sandwhich,literally*

 

Hey buddy,like i said,you've been infected with Kryptonititis! You have a few days,but you will get weaker and weaker as the hours go by as the kyptonite in your blood begins to multiply so....

 

Like i said,we could get Twilight to help! But idk if she...knows much about dealing with viruses :/

 

 *continues eating sandwhich as you die*

 

Also ya,dragon was green because yes it was a Kryptonite Dragon! 

(yikes,not even the debate pit has this high of a character limit lol)

Edited July 11, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

Hmmm.... cursed Kryptonite... The fact that my skin-*Cough hack! Cough..* is impenetrable doesn't help... Even with the Kryptonite in my blood... Ugh.. Why does the bad stuff happen to me... Fate is not on my side right now...

 

I don't think twilight can help... Lest you want to kill me.

[MetalTao 68]

*hoof palms while sitting in air* "Why can't we just burn the daarn thing? I mean, It IS green..." *Hopes the excuse will float by* He trots around, mixing the random ingredients he found, "He you should try this! *takes out a vile from a pack on his side and hands it too him* THIS SHALL ADD A DAY! I hope...

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

oooooooooh calm down Supercolt! *hits your back roughly* Youll be fine! 

 

Hmm perhaps Hedoth knows how to extract a virus or cure it or whatever needs to be done so you don't keel over and die

 

*throws whats left of the turkey sandwhich on the floor*..... *looks around* .....*grins*

Edited July 11, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[MetalTao 68]

Trots around a column. "Oh that? I just made it from the last time I was here, it was just some stuff I found under neath the couch, I thought it would be funny to make you drink it some day... How do you feel bucko?" *GRINS deviously* "Apparently it worked.... " *shrugs*

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

@@Pinkamena-Pills,  Wanna pick that up? This place is made of crystal.... Besides.. Its meant to be clean.. plus, I don't trust him! YEAH YOU! YOU HEARD ME!!!  So uh.... *cough...* *Starts coughing profusely and overdramatically*  Come on... IT SUCKS!! I don't like being sick... I'm going to die in a giant crystal fortress... What the heck...

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

@,"But i don't WAAAAAAAAANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...."

 

 *Picks up sandwhich remains* .... *sandwhich remains randomly vaporizes* 

 

"I'll have you know i don't like vaporizing sandwhiches......" :okiedokielokie:

 

"anyways,can't Celestia use the sun to heal you or something? Or..."

 

*thinks...*

 

*shouts* "can we use a counter virus!?" 

 

Maybe that will help!

Edited July 11, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

@@Pinkamena-Pills,  If Celestia's sun worked, I would've been cured by now... And maybe a counter virus could work....You never know ......... what Do you have in mind? Lead? Its one of Kryptonites weaknesses.. Or something else.. I don't have much time.. So you two think of something.. mostly you Pills!! I don't need to die faster! *glares at Hedoth*

[MetalTao 68]

@Pinkamena-pills *looks with supreme disapproval* "From what I know you unnussual specimen, is that you don't seem to be aware that the term is something completely different and works in the intestines only?" *feigns knowledge ability* *shakes head*

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

@,Well i could get a highly focused lead based toxin and inject it into your blood! 

 

Perhaps then we can cure you or at the least slow down the Kryptonititis by months! 

 

*randomly sits down in a nice chair in fron of a huge 90' screen* 

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW this is so cool! Are you like Batmare or something? Maybe we can find someone who can make this powerful lead toxin for you!

 

at Hedoth: Hey,im no expert,im just a wako!

Edited July 11, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

@,  Whatever! Can you just help me not die? That would be nice rather then going all this way in vain! *COUGHING FIT* ugh.. Look.. Just do what you can.. And i'll repay you...Okay? I just need to lay down....For awhile.. I need to rest... you guys I swear...I'm going  to have fun..not dying..

[MetalTao 68]

@Fantasma *sighs and shakes head then proceeds to whisper*I swear, they sometimes they complain a little too much... What with their dying and all.

 

"fine sir, what should we do first?" *he again wanders around and sits next to Pills lounging on the couch and stretches*

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

@,Well i can't do much,i can only suggest.

 

However..this may be a disease we can't easily handle..

 

*thinks hard and looks at you*

 

I know you wont like me saying this but...

 

*thinks abit more about saying it*

 

Well imean...

 

*breathes*

 

But you know....We could get..Discord to cure you by snapping his fingers..

 

*looks around*

*continues to twirl around in the chair*

Edited July 11, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

@@Pinkamena-Pills,  Discord... DISCORD!? DISCORD!? He'll kill me! He'll just take this as a way to get me out of the way! You can't be serious right? Do you want me dead? like really? He'll then taunt into a misreable mess.. And tell me how much I suck!

 

You can't seriously put my life in DISCORDS HANDS can you?!

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

@, *falls out of chair slightly*

 

WOAH calm down bub! Just trying to help..imean i can't really think of anyone else,im sure Discord would help and sure he...may taunt you but would you rather die?..

 

Plus i can bring this up to Celestia and she would make sure Discord does right by you

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

@@Pinkamena-Pills,  .......Fine.. But if I die, its on you!  And Hedoth!! Go ahead.. Celestia will probably ask him to kill me anyway.. If Discord can help very well... Just hurry up.. Sorry for the impatience... I just need to rest... Maybe i'll live.. I'm mad at you guys..Thanks for helping me... or dooming me same difference...

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

@,Why you so bitter Supercolt??

 

*slumps sadly in chair* We were just trying to help..tho idk what Hedoth is doing

 

Im sure everything will be ok! 

 

Now..are you able to fly to Canterlot or do you need to be carried lol

 

*spins around in chair some more,and randomly starts pressing buttons in from of me*

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

@@Pinkamena-Pills,  I can still fly... And stop pressing buttons!! *Kneels down* Hop on my back when your ready to go... And stop pressing on the crystals! There are sensitive stuff in there... *COUGH* when your ready... i'll be right here...But seriously.. Stop it.. No more button pressy.. its bad for you.

@, You going to come along. I don't trust you to sit at my Fortress while i'm gone... So get ready... Man i'm tired... But I still have the Stamina to get you to Canterlot... So hop on my back when your ready...and hurry up about it... I don't want Pills looking at my files... Its personal..

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

*looks at you*

 

*pauses*

 

*continues to mash buttons randomly*  

 

But if feels so nice pressing these button crystal thingys!!  They have such a AMAZING quality to them; did Rarity make them for you?! 

 

*random photo of Celly in a Unitard shows up on screen*

 

*stares bewildered at screen*

 

!!!!!!!!!!................Oh......My.....well isn't this awk-....Ok lets umm..gooo now yes?  

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

@@Pinkamena-Pills,  I told nooooooo! Oh well...You saw that... but thats it! Lets go, and get to Canterlot.. I don't need to 'accidentally' be slipping into anything else! And no those crystals aren't from Rarity either.... or the Crystal empire.. Though they would go crazy over them... like really... Rarity would try to beg me for the MANY Crystals here....

Edited July 11, 2014 by Fantasma Mr.Green

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

*looks at crystals*

 

...Well maybe i will bring Rarity and Cadance here,you know their birthday is soon! Both their b-days are only a few days apart; bringing them here would be such a great present!

 

*eyes start to get big*

 

OMG WE COULD HAVE LIKE A BIIIIIIIG SUPER DUPER CRYSTAL PARTY! AN-AN-AND I CAN INVITE THE WHOOOOOOOOLE RYSTAL EMPIRE AND PONYVILLE TO CELEBRATE THE SUPER DUPER CRYSTAL PONY AND SUPER DUPER RARITY'S BIRTHDAY-OMG-FUN-WE COULD HAVE A GAINT CRYSTAL PINATTA OR /WE THEIR CALLED AND THEN WE CAN PLAY TENNIS AND SIT AROUND THIS BIG SCREEN AND RAMBLE THROUGH YOUR SUGGESTIVE PHOTOS!! OMG ITLL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUN!!!!!! 

 

*gasp*

 

*smiles* 

 

.............but ya,i forgot your dying so ya,lets go!

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

It was on that day that Supercolt realized that if he survived this his life was ruined anyway... Lets just go...So much for Fortress of Solitude.... Now its going the Fortress of Birthday bashes... Great... Lets get this done so I don't die.... Or die... I don't know anymore..

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

*a few hours later*

 

FINALLY!-jeez Supercold,could you have flown any worse!? Imean wowzies we crashed like 20 times! --I don't even know where Hedoth is anymore because i don't think he opted in to continue flying Disaster Express!

 

*pauses for a moment* Or maybe he just din't recover from the 200mph crash into that random lake...

 

....NOOO hes okay

 

AAAAAANYways,possible random accidental homicide aside,we are finally here...

 

*looks around* ...HEY THIS ISN'T CANTERLOT!!!!

 

 

 

Looks like we are in Ponyville instead; wat the hay Supercolt did the kyponititis make you blind too?! 

 

 

*looks back* 

 

Hey..umm..you ok? ...Imean i know your not okay but...you don't look to good... *pokes your side rib with hooves*

Edited July 11, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

@@Pinkamena-Pills, Ugh... Just give me a moment..... let..me catch my breath.... were almost there... I'll go as swift as I can.. I'm just a little out of it is all...Whew... *Gets up* See? I'll be fine... Stallion of steel and all that? yeah.. *Coughing fit* We need to get to Canterlot.... Still up for another ride..? I'll be fine trust me!