private A STORM in A Clear BLUE Sky

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Oh right, guitar. I swear I need to take a full minute to remember everything, then try and speak." *He said, with a light laugh, putting his own wing around her and nuzzled her.* "All animals? I'd like to see a butterfly cry then, just to see the absurdity of it." *He said, and couldn't help but snicker.*

[dusk shade 205]

"Uh...a butterfly crying.....okay I shall go punch an innocent little butt....erfly", she said as immaturely as possible. "And yeah you can't remember anything, I've noticed that but I figured I'd just roll with it", she replied to his self abuse before kissing him.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Oh, yes go punch and possibly kill an innocent small butt..." *He said, leaving the last part hanging for a bit.* "erfly." *He finished with a smirk, playing along with her immaturity.* "And thanks for rolling with my stupidity, honestly I didn't think anyone but my friends could put up with me." *He said, kissing her back.*

[dusk shade 205]

"I'm not gonna go punch a fricking butterfly, weirdo.... what's wrong with you, seriously", she said pretending to be shocked that he had suggested such an action. "And that's friends are for, putting up with all of your wonderful faults", she was trying to sound philosophical.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Want to know what's wrong with me? You want a list, or the short story? Cause I can give you both if you want." *He said lauguing.* "Or I can just sum it up as 'Everything is wrong with me'." *He added before laughing harder.* "And I know you wouldn't punch a butterfly, you're too soft to do that." *He teased.*

[dusk shade 205]

She had to agree with his self assessment that everything was wrong with him....it made too much sense to try to disprove. Then he made the mistake of calling her soft after he had been warned of her temper. She loosed a bolt of blue lightning straight at his chest, effectively pissed off.

Edited October 15, 2014 by Dusk Shade

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

*He flinched heavily and put his hooves over his chest and fell on his side.* "Gah! Crap! What the hell?" *He said, panting, then realized he had probably pushed her over the edge.* "Yeah, I probably deserved that. Sorry about that." *He said, sitting back up against the couch.*

[dusk shade 205]

There were still several bolts of electricity cackling from her hoof when he had sat back up. "What..does being nice and a little affectionate suddenly make me soft? And before you answer think about the fact that I almost froze Equestria a couple days ago", she said letting the lightning fade

Edited October 15, 2014 by Dusk Shade

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Hey now, I was just teasing, if anyone is the soft one, it's me." *He said, taking a few deep breaths.* "Damn you are scary when your pissed off." *He said, finally gaining his composure.* "Well, I guess most mares would. Nothing worse then a pissed off mare." *He said, shivering.*

[dusk shade 205]

She looked at him and considered frying him again just to make her point but thankfully decided against it, figuring he'd had enough lightning through his system for one day. "Sorry for zapping you but you know I snap easily and I lash out when I snap. Again....sorties", she said hugging him.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

*He hugged her back with one hoof.* "Yeah, I know, but I thought it'd be funny to tease you for all the times you've teased me. Well I guess I learned my lesson on that." *He said with a chuckle.* "Sorry about that." *He finished rubbing his neck and giving an embarrassed smile.*

[dusk shade 205]

"You can tease me all you like, I don't mind so long as you don't call me soft, 'my", she said before looking at the difference in grooming between them. "You know how they say smoother objects are more arrow....arrow...aero...aerodynamic? Well you keep your mane, tail and wings well kept while I just let mine be, and you've seen how fast I fly....so to sum up, science guys are dumb".

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Well, they're not dumb, they have their jobs and educations for a reason." *He said with a light laugh.* "I think it's more of speed difference in the way we are built. I don't fly because I love to fly and want to make a job out of it, I fly because I enjoy it and use to effectively. You, well you are Wonderbolt material, so I don't believe aerodynamics have to do with our difference in flying speed." *He stated, letting his inner science out.*

[dusk shade 205]

(Ha she doesn't even know what aerodynamics are.... by the way what does the bottom the picture say....I can't read because of cracked screen).

 

She just looked at and cocked her head. "Uh huh...makes sense....I understand completely.... is what I would say if that didn't hurt my brain", Storm said completelly lost.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

(Oh, it's just my signature I use to sign documents and pictures with, but it's not like you could read it anyways, I have messy handwriting xD )

 

*He looked at her and smirked.* "You have no idea what aerodynamics are and how much they affect flying at high speeds, don't you?" *He asked with a grin.*

[dusk shade 205]

(Hence the reason she couldn't even say of right without a struggle).

She shook her slowly. "Nope...not a clue....and why should I? All I need to know is this.....flap wings...fly fast", she said truing to defend herself from the knowledge and information his nerdiness threatened to invade with.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Well then, you are surely missing out because." *He played with her messy mane.* "If you were groom your mane," *He looked at her tail.* "your tail," *He looked and poked at her wings.* "And your wings, you could probably fly faster then you already do." *He said.* "Its important to know the science behind flying you know."

[dusk shade 205]

She looked at him with a scowl. "My messy mane, tail and feathers keep me from looking a square like you", she teasrd him grabbing her brush and fixing her mane and took care of her wings. "There happy? And don't start about the tail....I can reach it, I'm not that flexible".

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Hey, I like you're look, it does set you apart from other mares who just want to look good for everypony." *He said, his mind wandering off the the local fashionista of Ponyville, then clearing his thoughts.* "And do you want your tail brushed? If so I could do it for you." *He offered.*

[dusk shade 205]

She nodded agreeably about the bit about setting herself apart from other mares. "One of a kind, that's me", she said thinking about his offer quickly. "Um, sure yeah. Added speed comes from ridiculous grooming, right....then, in the name of speed, you can go ahead and tame my tail".

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

*He took the brush from her and got up and walked behind her to start working on her tail.* "Damn, your tail is messy." *He held up the brush like he was swing a sword.* "Welp, time to fix that!" *He announced before getting to work on her messy tail, brushing and untangling any knots.*

Edited October 15, 2014 by Blueman15

[dusk shade 205]

"Of course its a messy tail...o told you I don't really do the whole grooming for looks thing, remember", she said before he pulled the brush through a knot. "Ow....knots suck", she groaned but other than the annoying knots it didn't seem like too big of a deal. "So I should fly faster now, cool".

"Of course its a messy tail...o told you I don't really do the whole grooming for looks thing, remember", she said before he pulled the brush through a knot. "Ow....knots suck", she groaned but other than the annoying knots it didn't seem like too big of a deal. "So I should fly faster now, cool".

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Yeah, untangling those knots are the worst, that's why I keep my mane brushed and groomed, so I don't have to deal with a ton of them." *He said, flipping his mane to the side.* "And yes, you should fly faster by what I know. Without all the knots, the air rushing past you should flow easily through your mane, tail and wings." *He said, giving one final brush.* "Alright, that should do it."

[dusk shade 205]

She pulled him back to the couch blasted a shot of wind at the brush, sending it flying across the room and into her saddlebag. "Thanks, but you're still a nerd...and by extension, you're still not cool, sorry", she said putting a leg around him and nestling against him, passing him rge remote. "Put something on or don't ...play a game or don't....I don't care", she said pulling two ciders from a cooler. "Jere this ones non alcoholic".

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

*He took the cider, opened it and took a sip.* "Mmm, thank you!" *He said, taking the remote and turning it to the game system and turning it on.* "I think I'll play something, haven't really played a video game in awhile." *He said turning on 'Pony Smash Bros.', grabbing the controller and started playing.*