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or if you are bad with words, make her a fluttershy plushie that squees when you hug it.

 

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Why not just sing part of the song to her?

 

"When danger makes me want to hide you'll rainbow dash to my side, Kindness is never in short supply once smitten twice fluttershy, for honesty nopony can deny you are the applejack of my eye, a heart that shines so beautiful, a rarity to come by, and you make fun and laughter as easy as pinkie pie."

 

Sing it right and she will either laugh at you and call you a nerd or fall deeply in love with you instantly.

 

or both (It could happen...)


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Does this plushie smell like chloroform to you?

-works every time

 

Is my name Spike? 'Cause I just found a Rarity

-works slightly less often

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Girl, I must be a Parasprite cause I just want to eat you up.

 

Hey baby, when I saw you, my day just got 20% cooler in 10 second flat.

 

You may want to skip the "Ten Seconds Flat" line. A girl doesn't want to hear a guy is THAT fast, if ta know what I mean!

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It's a RARITY to see a DIAMOND like you around here

 

you're welcome

 

OH OH just came up with a great one

 

Are you a cockatrice? Because your stare sure makes me hard.

 

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oh lord i've cringed so hard at these.

 

Dear princess Celestia, today i learned that people can be buestiful inside and out.

 

I feel a doozie coming on, what's a beaty like you doing in a dump like this.

 

My pinkie sense is telling me something good's gonna happen tonight.

 

You look like a rainbow, you're so dashing

 

My what a gorgeous apple, how about Jack?

 

Forgive me for the last one

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You look so... delicious.

 

Source:

 

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Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,
and best pony is Fluttershy.

 

Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta.

 

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Who needs pickup lines when you have the CMC's hooking you up with your very special somepony?

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I guess I can try making one up. Okay here we go...

 

.............Uhhhhhhhh i got nothin. :/

 

Was that an intentional line in reference to "Lesson Zero" or just a coincidence?

 

This is tough, because I'm unsure if I should do a really crude/suggestive one but ponified, or a really crappy ponified one...

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oh lord i've cringed so hard at these.

 

Dear princess Celestia, today i learned that people can be buestiful inside and out.

 

I feel a doozie coming on, what's a beaty like you doing in a dump like this.

 

My pinkie sense is telling me something good's gonna happen tonight.

 

You look like a rainbow, you're so dashing

 

My what a gorgeous apple, how about Jack?

 

Forgive me for the last one

 

Good Rainbow Dash one.

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Good Rainbow Dash one.

 

That would work because it is not very frontal about the MLP reference. Now, if she was a pegasister, she would get it more and like you

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You must be Twilight Sparkle, because you look magical.

Did you know that when I'm around you my heart sings louder than Sweetie Belle?

Am I in Equestria? Because I'm looking at a Rarity.

Seeing you has officially made my day 20% cooler.

Are you a pegasus? Because you're looking really fly.

You are more adorable than Fluttershy's squee.

 

(Some of these are so dang corny, yet I know they would work on me XD)


Cross my h.e.a.r.t and hope to fly

Stick a cupcake in my eye

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YOU MUST BE A LYRA PLUSHIE, CUZ I WANNA GET WITH YOU.

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Am I doing it right?

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I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS

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I'd Spike your punch anyday

 

That was so terrible it was hilarious. And so bad it just might work... be right back, finding random girl. Edited by Chill Mists (Chilly)

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Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,
and best pony is Fluttershy.

 

Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta.

 

"on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube.

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