open Time of War

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

The sound of an explosion in the distance distracted them, and a fiery object landed right in front of them, literally screaming through the sky.

The object was revealed to be the same strange pony from the night before. He got up and brushed himself off, seemingly not noticing his tail was on fire.

"okay, so, mule empire, NOT friendly."

He turned around to see the astonished faces looking at him.

"oh, hello! Small world, eh?"

[null123456 759]

''Uhhh...Hi?''

[Literally Snails 2,307]

(Mule invasion in one and a half days)

 

Alpha stared at the "Reinforcements". "You're it? What happened to the rest of the 603rd?"

Edited April 14, 2012 by supahsnail

[null123456 759]

''Well...they were all fine until we came across the entire Mule Army...so much blood O_O Somehow i managed to live...I think i ran away hollering and screaming?Yeah...that was it.Also,I counted all the mule soldiers,There were about more than 20,000?Yeah.Thats how many i counted at the least.But we can beat them right guys!'' said the Only Reinforcement as the room was blank ''Right?'' ''OH NO! WE ARE SO HOOPED!'' yelled the soldier

Edited April 14, 2012 by Calirolls

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Noticing his flaming tail, the Doctor proceeded to put it out, looking in pain at the now shortened hair. " yeah, I just came across them. They are less than two days of walking from here."

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Alpha noticed the explosion in the distance. "What!" Alpha yelled, "They're that close! we don't have enough men! we need to get everypony together." He piched up a stick and slammed it on a metal gong, a way to call out all of the fort's soldiers. "Oh, I hope I have clearance to do that!"

Edited April 14, 2012 by supahsnail

[null123456 759]

''Yeah...we dont have clearance to do that sadly :c

[Bronium 512]

"Wait! How do we know that you are one of us? For all I know you could be a traitor! In fact... maybe we all are!" exclaimed Scopes "and how could you fall right into the hands of the Mule Empire. Didn't you send any scouts a bit ahead of you, just to see if it was safe? I think you're a spy! I propose torture."

[Literally Snails 2,307]

"I second the notio.... wait... torture? What the hay man, is that always your first response to everything?"

[Bronium 512]

"What is this man you speak of? Are you watching that show again? Dammit, it's for little Fillies, what is wrong with you! And ok, maybe not torture. I tend to... get carried away. Also, why haven't we had any peace talks yet? I mean, I know their mules and are just disgusting to look at but still couldn't we have at least tried?"

[null123456 759]

''I am one of you guys!Look!I has teh loyal watevahz Cuteh mark! I'm going derpy :3 '' The soldier said before his eyes glew... ''WHA?!OH HELL MERCY!I SEE SOMETHING HAPPENING IT HURTTTSSSS!'' yelled the soldier as his eyes were flashing...Then everything went silent...''Lets get down to business '' said the soldier as giving everyone a sword and shield.''We have Mules to kill...'' said the soldier changing to a tough attitude.''also about that reinforcements thing...Lets just say the so called ''Captain'' of the reinforcements was a complete Idiot...''

Edited April 15, 2012 by Calirolls

[Bronium 512]

"Can I test on you? You seem have multiple personalities. I mean I dealt with robots with such a disorder but not ponies.Also, why are we carrying melee weapons... when they have artillery. I mean your general must be the worst if he gave you a sword and told your division to go off and attack the army. We live in the damn 15th century. WE HAVE APPLES. Just wait till Celestia hears about this. Also is torture still out of the question Alpha?"

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

"Really? Apples?" Asked the Doctor, a bit surprised.

"I don't think you can hurt them much."

He walked around the campus, looking at the various ponies who were exiting the tents.

"You definetly don't have enough ponies, and you don't have a chance unless you upgrade your equipment."

That said, he turned around, a stern look on his face.

"Listen. I'm an... inventor. Yes, that sounds plausible. I can help you survive this attack but on one condition: No killing. Understood?"

[null123456 759]

''How about Machine Guns and Nuclear Bombs? I mean...If we have any of those....

 

''Aw man...I wanted to see a dead mule :c ''

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

He ignored the strange colt and stretched out a hoof.

"Deal?"

[null123456 759]

''Deal http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png '' said the Colt as shaking his hoof.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

"Right" He said, quickly turning around and walking around the campus.

"We need sand, steel, a pot, water, some wires, a bunch of magnets, aaand muffins. I get hungry when I work."

He stopped right in front of a pole that stood in the middle of the camp.

"Place it all here while I go get some things."

That said, he quickly ran back towards the TARDIS.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

"No killing? You do know this is a war, right?" Alpha asked. "Hey, where are you going?"

Edited April 15, 2012 by supahsnail

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

He jumped in, a noise of rustling and clanging metal, before a trimphant "Ah-HA!" and the return to the campus.

The earth pony had two saddlebags containing various gizmos, including a tv remote. He arrived at the pole, and looked around.

"Well? Where's the stuff?"

[null123456 759]

''It was Alphas Fault'' The Colt said as pointing a finger at alpha

[Literally Snails 2,307]

"... I... hate you..."

[Bronium 512]

"Inventor? This is great. But I don't see how muffins can help your appetite."

Secretly Scopes was very exited that there were a pony that seemed to have a sense of direction, the lack of structure in the Equestrian Military is just appalling. Even so he couldn't shake the feeling that something odd was afoot.

How could I not know this pony Scopes thought I've been to every single scientific convention since I've lived in Equestria and I have never heard of this pony before, and suddenly he just appears and says he has the answer to the war.

Nevertheless the pony army did need ungraded equipment and moon dust is very hard to come by right now. They needed all the help they can get. I'll cooperate for now thought Scopes.

"Well, if you want, I could get you some cupcakes. In my opinion only the lowliest of the low get muffins and everypony at the Canterlot Great Minds Associations are all united in that cupcakes are the way to go."

Edited April 16, 2012 by Scopes

[Flow 1,632]

"Great, I have no idea where this is going, I 'll just stay quiet," Flow thought

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

"The lowliest of the low, you say?"

He turned, and looked at him in such way that in could keep even Cerberus in line.

"I'll have you know, my most faithful assistant eats muffins. Now, don't forget the butter!"

Soldiers around the camp started gathering the materials needed, and the strange stallion rubbed his hooves together.

"Excellent." He said, and pointed at Flow.

"You there! Hold this."

He extracted a plastic container from his saddlebag, and threw it at her.

"Whatever you do, don't let it drop."

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Alpha stared at them dumbly, "What the hay are you doing? We need to start setting up a barrier!"