The Banned Game

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because laziness makes the world go round.

 

Do you think Celestia actually does any real ruling?
 

No, she makes her sister do everything.

 

#rolemodels

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz that's what older siblings do.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Banned for hashtag!

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz I ninja'd you.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm going to patent an anti-ninja Rube Goldberg device.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Banned cuz who's Rube Goldberg?

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz it's a series of devices that work together that don't make sense to achieve a simple goal.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I have one simple goal: Banning you foals.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz I am ban proof.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Banned for being a Mary Sue!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm about to merrily sue you until you're banned forever!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Banned cuz that's clever!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm known as the four leaf clever.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz you're lucky.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Lucky is my middle name.

 

One of three hundred middle names, that is.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Banned cuz 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Trevor wouldn't take no guff from that pony.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Banned cuz what does "no guff" mean?

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz lack of slang vocabulary.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because tis a shame, ain't it?

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz it is.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because the real shame here is that you keep coming back after I ban you.

 

Stay on Ban Island, foal!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Banned cuz,"excuse me for not getting out much to know this slang term." 

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz you don't get out much.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'll help you both get out more.

 

How does a trip to Manehattan sound, hombres?

 

... but this is totally not a date, so we're splitting this check, ya hear?