Not Yellow Diamond 925 August 6, 2015 Share August 6, 2015 (edited) So, everyone loves screwing with friends. Everyone loves messing around and joking with them. So, what are some of the best burns/roasts, etc. You've had between you and your friends? I'll start, with a good friend of mine who is totallly ok with me doing this... Behold: Rejection. https://mlpforums.com/topic/132687-new-and-improved-artwork-thread-free-commissions/ One of the better ones for many reasons, Love ya Corona DO NOT POST LEGITIMATE INSULTS! IF THEY ARE A USER, MAKE SURE THEY ARE OK WITH IT! Edited August 6, 2015 by Not Safe For Woona 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostButterflyUtau 780 August 6, 2015 Share August 6, 2015 (edited) Well, I have a friend that I call "Senpai." For those of you who don't know what that means, it's a Japanese term that refers to someone older than you (usually an upperclassmen in school) that you look up to and respect. She works with me, and one day she was just flustered and aggravated and I was like, "Senpai can't senpai." And my one coworker started calling her that too, and she was like, "No sir. It doesn't work that way because you're older than me." So he says, "Oh. That means I would be YOUR senpai." And she goes, without missing a beat, "That means I would have to respect you." (She really doesn't like this guy. He's nice, but kinda creepy.) Then he was all: O.o Well, I thought it was funny. XD Edited August 6, 2015 by LostButterflyUtau 1 "I love all history because it's storytelling" - Natalie Dormer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT-1138 3,182 August 6, 2015 Share August 6, 2015 These: Oh! You meant like Yo Momma jokes! Lemme get back to you on that. 1 Love is a most potent magic My FiMFiction | My DA | My Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson Cross 7,532 August 6, 2015 Share August 6, 2015 Me: Who do you think you are? Friend: Your worst nightmare. Me: Funny. I thought my worst nightmare was an endless stream of diarrhoea. Friend: ...Damn. Basically, they just called themselves shit. Now with more added tea leaves! My fantastic signature made by Gone Airbourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 August 6, 2015 Share August 6, 2015 Os Guinness has this wonderful story that he heard from Winston Churchill that was about when Churchill was a young man. Churchill was at some kind of large important function of some kind, and a Duke was there whom he knew. The Duke had a significant ponch in the front, and so what Churchill did was walk up to him face to face, poke him in the midriff and said to the Duke, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The Duke looked at him and said, "If it's a boy, I'll name him George after the King. If it's a girl, I'll name her Elizabeth after the Queen. But if it's just wind, I'll call it Winston." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troblems 5,619 August 6, 2015 Share August 6, 2015 Already had to hide some posts here. Going to stop this one before it gets any worse. 2 I got an extra hour in the ballpit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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