The Elements of Disharmony

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"oh good heavens, no. Nothing of that sort"

 

the stag hastily interrupted Facade in his team-making process... whatever it's called.

 

"i mean, why drink the same old drink over and OVER again. We're in the everfree, lets find some sick dank kush!"

 

As if to emphasise, the stag guided facade towards a window and plucked a blue flower from the garden below, pushing it into  the pony's face.

 

"Try making some tea out of this."

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade guessed the flower was some sort of narcotic or such drug. He then replied, "the fact that you made me waste my tea insults me." And then he sat down at the table, pulling out a brush and combing his mane. He watched as his mane lengthened and turn black. He smiled. "My friends, my apologies, but I believe I have a crystal train to catch. Chao!" And he moved towards the main door to exit.

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The stag raised an eyebrow at this

 

"You're going into the everfree alone?"

 

"After sniffing poison joke??? Is this guy retarded or ignorant?"

 

The stag carried Facade's tea in his magic and stood at the entrance, blocking his patch once more.

 

"We don't HAVE to waste the tea, could always make some weird blend to try out, eh?"

 

Enzo pushed the cups to Facade's face, giving a false, hopeful smile.

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade recognized a lie when he saw it. Then he realized what he had sniffed. "Shite.... Complete shite." He then remembered his bag of tricks, he had a magic stick that contained some herbs from a local shaman that would counteract the poison joke. He moved over to his bag, and pulled out the herbs and put them in his tea. "Drink up you idiots. Because I'm done here."

[Night Shadow/Daw 170]

 

 "In fact," she said to Alpha, Flamestreak and Missklang, "maybe you can help me."

@@Dapper Charmer, 

Alpha gave a sigh of relief. Sure, what can I do Princess?

As he waited her reply, he realized something Wait, Twilight, you said something about the dark alicorn Fuchowa, I faintly remeber Discord talking about him, isnt he trying to use a ancient magic, I believe known as the Elements of Disharmony?

Edited September 28, 2015 by Shadow Strike

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade launched into the sky, glad he wasn't under the influence of poison joke. His mane was considerably longer now, and that would help him later. Then Façade spotted the train. It was the Crystal Empire Express. And he grinned devilishly. He raced down toward the traintracks and waited for the train to come for him. Façade jumped and latched onto the side of the train. He held on for dear life. Façade scrambled to the top of the train and saw a lone guard. "We're expecting you commander... You've haven't gone rogue have voice mocked him. "Celestia's Ass" swore Façade. Then he simply lunged at him and knocked him out. "Good day EIS, get off my trail." Whispered Façade as he kicked the unconscious form of the guard, now without his armor.

Façade took the armor and got inside the train, and he then heard the conductor, "Next stop, Ponyville!". Façade smiled as he grabbed several things to make himself into a crystal pony. He then donned the armor when he was satisfied with his look, and saw Ponyville fast approaching. His smile turned into a smirk. "Good day, Ponyville, didn't expect me back so soon?"

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@Dapper Charmer, @@SpikusFyre, Jinx ignored the pegasus, too. She turned to the alicorn, instead. "None at this time," she replied. "My name is Jinx, and as you might already know, I am a dark mage. I have achieved much in my life, but there is always more to strive for, I believe. And one of those would be the rule of Equestria."

 

Fuchowa looked at Jinx, "make no mistake, I will be ruling Equestria. You will only be ruling part of it. I care not which part the choice is yours." Fuchowa looked at the blue and grey Pegasus, "the same goes for you. Assist me and you will rule part of Equestria." Fuchowa spread his wings and flew in the air, "let us fly to the Everfree." He looked down at Jinx, "I see you do not posses wings. I believe I can temporarily fix that." Dark magic began to glow from Fuchowa's horn as he sent a spell that would grant temporary wings towards Jinx.

 

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"That is correct, he plans to use the Elements of Disharmony to rule Equestria. That is why I have tasked myself with finding new bearers to the Elements of Harmony," said Twilight as she looked at the two ponies and the draconquus, "and I don't mean to get my hopes up but you three may fit the bill." Twilight walked over to Missklang, "I never thought the Elements of Harmony would choose a draconquus to be a bearer. Not because they would be unsuited, but because I could've sworn there was only one left in existence."

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade arrived in Ponyville on time, and he quickly slipped from the rest of the detachment and snuck away into a back ally. He changed an put on a familiar black garment, a black priest robe modified for maximum movement of the hooves. He pulled on the hood and quickly found Princess Twilight Sparkle with two other ponies, and a.... Dragonequs? "Chaos Pony, no doubt, colors are all wrong". Then he heard Twilight say something that caught his interest: "That is correct, he plans to use the Elements of Disharmony to rule Equestria. That is why I have tasked myself with finding new bearers to the Elements of Harmony," said the Princess.

 

"Huh, is that so, four elements already, this isn't good..." Remarked Façade as he moved closer to hear better, still hidden he continued to trail the small party.

[Night Shadow/Daw 170]

 

 

"That is correct, he plans to use the Elements of Disharmony to rule Equestria. That is why I have tasked myself with finding new bearers to the Elements of Harmony," said Twilight as she looked at the two ponies and the draconquus, "and I don't mean to get my hopes up but you three may fit the bill." Twilight walked over to Missklang, "I never thought the Elements of Harmony would choose a draconquus to be a bearer. Not because they would be unsuited, but because I could've sworn there was only one left in existence."

 

 

Yes, Twilight I'll be delighted to help, but I also agree, isn't Discord the only one? And then this draconquus appears, which is quite ironic, because i recall learning that spell a few days ago, a transformation spell, but ohhhhh, I get it. Two days ago, I was in Fluttershy's cottage, and me and Discord practiced this exact spell, then i felt a dark aura pass by me, and i lost my focus, which fired the beam out the window, then that means, it must have hit Missclang here, which turned into a draconquus...

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

@@Dapper Charmer, Jinx didn't care about not having the entire rule of Equestria, just being part of the group in charge would be enough. When the spell hit her, Jinx had a pair of wings like those of an alicorn. She smiled. "This is the one thing I want to have... permanently. I will accept this gift as temporary tho, and enjoy it while it lasts." She spread her wings, ready to leave with the others.

[DarkHaert 277]

"Ha, a misfire of a transformation spell, eh." Whispered Façade, "that would explain why chaos pony is a dragonequs." He sighed, "I'll keep an eye on them for 6 more hours, then I'll report." Façade continued to trail the odd collection of individuals. "This is rather easy, are they really that bad, better be care so I won't fall into a trap," he remarked to himself.

[Love Doctor Blaze 536]

Crescendo walked out of sugarcube corner "I totally forgot how good pinkie's double layered strawberry surprise was" Said Crescendo out loud. He noticed princess Twilight standing with some ponies and a draconeius? Probably Discord. He walked casually over to Twilight "Hello Twilight! What is going on here if i can ask?" Asked Crescendo

[DarkHaert 277]

"Another one!? Dang...." Muttered Façade, "we're gonna get screwed if we don't find out other elements...." Façade pulled his long sword out of his bag and strapped it to his bag. He glanced in a mirror and swore he almost looked like a wraith, if wraiths had faces. He smiled and continued to watch the group of ponies and the dragonequs chatting.

[Missklang 1,054]

"What a bunch of party poopers! Such a wonderful desguise broken! I must say though, even if Discord will be extremely angry at me, that there can be another draconequuses. In fact; just as you did become an alicorn through friendhip an enlightment stuff, a pony can become a draconequus. It can take years though, mastering the chaos to be proven worthy and all. Well, I played my role here. It was to know you all. Farewell, princess. Take care of yourself.."

 

His eyes glowed as he started to melt. After few seconds, he completly melted down, leaving nothing but a crystal that fell on the grownd and shaterred into small pieces.

 

A voice came from all the way from behind.

 

"You should noticed it yourself Alpha, you fired the spell like an hour ago, would you think that an accidental unfocused transformation spell that swapped my race itself and casted by a student would last so long? It did actualy stayed much longer that I expected, you do have quite a talent after all. I actualy very quickly transformed back. That was just a temporal reflection of myself. A shadow with all my memories and personality. While you stared at my baloon head, I created it and inserted a chaos crystal I had from my previous escapades in it, so Alpha would think he can still sense my magic. It was slowly used to sustain the shadow's life and as I used almost all my reserve, he didn't noticed that I slipped away. You don't see a draconequus every day after all. I do believe Twilight noticed that, so this is why my odd look didn't surprised her, she is the Princess of Friendship and Magic after all. I used to drove the attention from my real self while I took a tour. After all, the princess life is threatened, and I just cannot alow such behavior. It was my duty to secure the region..."

 

He putted his hoof on the back of the black priest pony.

 

"Well well welll... Who was so kind to join our little party. Did you realy thought I'm so simple minded? I can sense chaos magic miles away, don't you think didn't sense the dark coming from you? And also, didn't you noticed me at the castle? I heard you were talking about her and the law problems you would pull on her, so I bothered remebering your aura. You can desguise yourself as a tree if you like, but you cant hide your aura.  And just for future notice, nopony in Poniville wear such depressing colors. It was quite obvious that you are not from here..."

 

He grinned looking in Facade's face as his horn glowed, transforming the ground under him into liquid cement, imprisoning his legs.

 

"That's what you got, wallet thief. Checkmate!" 

Edited September 29, 2015 by Missklang

[DarkHaert 277]

"The game is not over my friend, and neither am I." And jumped up out of his costume. Glad that he had the loose garnets covering his hooves. He smiled and he lunged at the chaos pony. "Fuchowa forgive me!" He muttered to himself as he jumped on the chaos pony.

[Missklang 1,054]

Missklang grabbed the attacker using the most basic spell that existed: Levitation.

 

"Ugh...These ponies never learn...As you wish. I thought you will be ok with a classy defeat I prepared for you, but nah, why bother? You just srewed everything up, the clever disguise I made, the speech I prepared. All is ruined now! ! I'm sorry, but now, you are defeated in a not an honorable defeat at all... And it's also less funnier! I tried realy hard acting serious and stuff you know... "

 

He started trotting back to were Twilight standed, pulling the resisting pegasus by the leg.

 

"I almost runned out of magic! I'm reduced to the levitation spell! Do you even know how such unoriginality would affect my reputation? Come on! Cooperate!"

 

He pulled harder, trying to detach Facade from the tree that he was holding to...

Edited September 29, 2015 by Missklang

[DarkHaert 277]

"Agh! Dag Nabbit! Let go of me you insane unicorn! I gonna have EIS all over your ASS! Agh!" Shouted Façade as he held onto the tree, wait... He calmed down. He smiled and let go. "Fine, you win." And surrendered to the insane unicorn. He looked at him. "May this day live in infamy, Missklang, for I shall never forget the day you let your hubris better you." And bit his tongue, nearly drawing blood. Then he started to call the clouds to himself. It would take awhile, but it would be worth it.

 

Dark Façade smiled peacefully as the skies slowly started to darken, and then he pushed them away, fleeing his Pegasus powers to make sure they still worked. 'It was possible the princess could read my mind, or Missklang. Whichever, it was pointless regardless, but the matter was that everything had been set up.' He thought to himself, and then he simply stated, "you'd never considered why I would join Fuchowa did you? Do you know what it is to have your foals and wife killed? And be able to do nothing? So yes, I've been following you, setting up the cult in the area, lots of willing to join." He smiled at the lie. "So how are you going to fix this one?"

[Missklang 1,054]

"Whait what? I haveI wife? That's curious, I didn't think I had... But you are quite a drama queen you now? For Celestia's sake! Why so damn dark? Well, if you think I'll just let you die, you are sooo wrong my friend. Just remember, it was your falt..."

 

He slowly walked to the agonising pegasus, as blood covered the ground near him. He then proceded at levitating a small rusty bottle with a strange red liquid. He opened the bottle and forced the Facade's mouth to open.

 

"The one who filled the lives of many with sadness and sorrow. The one who wished for destroying other. By the power I have, I damn you, pony. You will roam this lands for eternety, until you realise the true value of friendship. May the wraith of Celestia pursue you each day, as you will become the monster everyone is scared of..."

 

Missklang said in a dark deep voice as he poured the blood from the bottle into Facade's mouth. He watched as his eyes regained clarity wile fangs grew in his mouth and his wings turned dragonlike.

 

"Here you go!" Smiled Missklang becoming joyfull again. "You are now a super-duper vampire batpony! Don't thank me. And dont bite your tongue again, it will hurt but will heal pretty quickly.And dont even think at attacking me. I currently protect you from the sun. You will not die or turn ash, but it will hurt. Much..."

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade cursed mentally. "Fine then." He grabbed his shredded priest's robes and smiled toothedly. He glanced up at the sun. And then quietly replied to Missklang. "I am not of true blood, therefore I won't burn, I just won't regenerate. For a studious unicorn, you've missed a few things."

Façade pulled on the shredded robe and his longsword, and then proceeded to follow Missklang. This was proving to be an interesting day. "It's not drama if it's true" he said. And he looked upon the sun, "just another reason to hate what I do..." And then he followed Missklang to whatever place he was to be taken.

[Missklang 1,054]

Façade cursed mentally. "Fine then." He grabbed his shredded priest's robes and smiled toothedly. He glanced up at the sun. And then quietly replied to Missklang. "I am not of true blood, therefore I won't burn, I just won't regenerate. For a studious unicorn, you've missed a few things."

"Of course you wont! If you were a living pony turned into vampire by force. But why do you think I acted as slowly as I did? He he he. You didn't even noticed! Let me put it in a simpe way: I let you die. Therefore, because of the vampire blood, and the fact I cursed you while you were still alive, and because you wasn't realy an angel during your life, you became a true vampire. So you WILL regenerate. I passed quite some years researching vampires. You can stop gazing at the sun. I'm protecting you with an invisible shield, so it doesn't count as a direct sun contact."

[Night Shadow/Daw 170]

Alpha muttered to him self, Hehe, well two can play that game... as Alpha used his mind to focus and magnify all magics sensibility, he quickly flinched when he sensed Twilights magic, and sensed a dozen unicorns about 200 feet away from him,Ah-ha, found him! When he devised a makeshift plan, he thought the best possible plan was to use a subtle beam of magic to where Missclang was...

"Of course you wont! If you were a living pony turned into vampire by force. But why do you think I acted as slowly as I did? He he he. You didn't even noticed! Let me put it in a simpe way: I let you die. Therefore, because of the vampire blood, and the fact I cursed you while you were still alive, and because you wasn't realy an angel during your life, you became a true vampire. So you WILL regenerate. I passed quite some years researching vampires. You can stop gazing at the sun. I'm protecting you with an invisible shield, so it doesn't count as a direct sun contact."

Alpha gasped at what he heard, and wondered who had fallen victim to Missclangs magic.

 

As a few tears rolled down his eyes, he told Twilight, I-I t-thought we were f-friends, T-twilight, why d-did he do t-this? for a few more tears dripped down, and finally did he think I-I dont n-need friends, life is f-full of thevies, and b-back stabbers

[Missklang 1,054]

 Alpha gasped at what he heard, and wondered who had fallen victim to Missclangs magic. 

 

As a few tears rolled down his eyes, he told Twilight, I-I t-thought we were f-friends, T-twilight, why d-did he do t-this? for a few more tears dripped down, and finally did he think I-I dont n-need friends, life is f-full of thevies, and b-back stabbers

 

 

Missklang facehooved himself... 

 

"Alpha... Realy? I'm one of the freaking ELEMENTS OF HARMONY! DID YOU REALY THINK I WOULD PREFORM A FORBIDDEN DARK MAGIC RITUAL OR DO SOMETHING EVIL OR BAD IN FRONT OF TWILIGHT FREAKIG SPARKLE HERSELF?"

 

He breathed out. He realy didn't expected that to happen ..

 

"My apologies princess for my rude language..."

 

He tried to calm himself.

 

"Focus your magic Alpha, and scan this "vampire", would you. You will see that he is not. I just used a regenerative potion that Zecora gave me in case something like that would happen. I was reduced to use LEVITATION on him. How would I have magic for such a spell as the special anti-sun shield? I just slightly altered the potion with some poison joke's extract to make him physicly turn into a batpony! He won't be able to harm himself as I added sleep charm to it as well, so he will faint in a second. I was keeping him distracted from harming himself even more! I just saved his life! And don't say those horrible things! Friends are the most important thing that you will ever have in your life! I'm a prankster, not a crazy psycho who curse ponies on daily basics and watch them die you know. It's the most anti-fun thing I would ever do! Come on Twilight! Say something to him! You ponies take jokes waaaaaaay to seriosly..."

Edited September 29, 2015 by Missklang

[DarkHaert 277]

Then Façade heard that and grinned toothedly, and then took his blade and gashed his forehooves. He looked at the surprised ponies, and remarked, "guess it wore off, huh?" He smiled as the darkness took over, comforting him, letting him rest, and find peace.

[SpikusFyre 486]

Spikus rolled his eyes at the words spoken by both Fuchowa and Jinx and thought to himself {I thought I was supposed to be cruelty or is everypony else going to be like that too? Not that I care really since they're supposed to be evil.} He then spread his wings and took flight in order to leave with them.

[Missklang 1,054]

Missklang levitated the sleeping Facade to Alpha.

 

"Look how he is cute! I bet he has a wonderfull dream right now! Don't worry, he should wake up like in ten hours or so. So anyway.... Twilight. What's our plans? We aren't just going to stand here all day are we? You said something about bringing the elements of harmony back didn't you? Shoudn't we go and take them? I bet Fushowa is not loosing time right now. And we need to decide what to do with our hyperactive suicidal sleeping beauty. I suppose we could lock him into a room with fluffy walls, attach his wings and hoofs and put someting into his mouth, so he dont decide to eat himself again. Ow! I get a superawsome idea! How about we take the elements of harmony and seal him into stone or something so we could reform him later? Or we can ask Discord to preform his discording touch-spell that would, if I'm correct, invert his personality, making him a super awsome kind pony! Who else find this is a good idea? Raise your hoofs!"

 

He raised his hoof up in the air and started jumping on place.