The Elements of Disharmony

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade was in forced sleep, and he didn't like it one bit. "Dag Nabbit" he yelled into the darkness. Façade was going to need to formulate a plan, but the problem was that he was sleeping, and he had no idea what was going to happen to him. Façade hoped he would bleed to death, rather than be at the mercy of those idiots. "No doubt they'll try to convert me to "harmony" and all that shite. Argh!" He said to no pony in particular.

After about an hour, Façade couldn't be sure... Façade had had enough. "Wake up you idiot of a body! Wake up! Wake! The! Fox! Up! Wake Up! Wake Up!" He shouted. He saw a small light far away, and Façade raced towards it with all his speed. The light start to grow brighter and brighter.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Crescendo walked out of sugarcube corner "I totally forgot how good pinkie's double layered strawberry surprise was" Said Crescendo out loud. He noticed princess Twilight standing with some ponies and a draconeius? Probably Discord. He walked casually over to Twilight "Hello Twilight! What is going on here if i can ask?" Asked Crescendo

"Thank goodness, you're here. I have something big to ask you. I need you, along with these four other ponies to help me save Equestria." Twilight turned to the rest of the ponies, "for now we all need to return to my castle to fully confirm that you are the bearers to the Elements of Harmony." Twilight began to walk towards her castle when Missklang melted into the ground. (Great,) she thought to herself (now we have to wait for her.) Soon enough Missklang returned levitating a Pegasus.

 

Missklang levitated the sleeping Facade to Alpha.

 

"Look how he is cute! I bet he has a wonderfull dream right now! Don't worry, he should wake up like in ten hours or so. So anyway.... Twilight. What's our plans? We aren't just going to stand here all day are we? You said something about bringing the elements of harmony back didn't you? Shoudn't we go and take them? I bet Fushowa is not loosing time right now. And we need to decide what to do with our hyperactive suicidal sleeping beauty. I suppose we could lock him into a room with fluffy walls, attach his wings and hoofs and put someting into his mouth, so he dont decide to eat himself again. Ow! I get a superawsome idea! How about we take the elements of harmony and seal him into stone or something so we could reform him later? Or we can ask Discord to preform his discording touch-spell that would, if I'm correct, invert his personality, making him a super awsome kind pony! Who else find this is a good idea? Raise your hoofs!"

 

He raised his hoof up in the air and started jumping on place.

 

"Sadly," said Twilight, "that plan would not work. Although he would be converted temporarily Fuchowa would no doubt convince him to return to his true self." As Twilight said this she noticed a dark shadow flying overhead.

 

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As Fuchowa flew over Ponyville and noticed Twilight and her band of 'friends'. He would've continued onward had he not noticed the Element of deceit laying there unconscious with them. Fuchowa turned around to the ponies following him, "you two continue onto the Everfree. There is something I must take care of." Fuchowa flew down to the group of ponies. He walked towards the grey Pegasus, "I am disappointed Deceit. I could've have sworn I told you not to engage. No time for that now we have work. And that means you need to wake up." Fuchowa fired a spell from his horn, that would wake the Element of Deceit from his slumber.

Edited September 30, 2015 by Dapper Charmer

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade shot right up, the pain not inconsiderable, "Fuchowa! It's not my fault! This idiot over there attacked me first!" Argued Façade pointing his hoof as Missklang, "oh, and they have five of their elements! Did I forget that part?" Façade dropped from his levitated state and pulled on his ragged black garment, he then asked "What should I do now? We're gonna be screwed at this point if we don't find the other elements. And, do you know a way to mask the supposed dark aura that's around me? Cause otherwise I'm useless."

[Missklang 1,053]

"Huzzah! Notice me senpai!" Screamed Missklang as he landed on Fuchowa's back. Hugging his neck from behind. 

 

"Princess Fuchowa! You're back! Do we say princess for alicorns or we say king? Or perhaps prince? Duke? Lord? Anyway, I appretiate your care for this pony. Just imagine! He nearly killed himself, without thinking about you and your elements! You can thank me that I saved him, he was bleeding pretty havely! Such a headache dont you think? So? when you are coming around? I did invite you to the party after all. Would you come? Please? So how old are you? When are your birthday? What's your favorite color? I'm sure it's black but maybe you like gold or silver too! And the season? And what do you like to eat? Do you like chockolate cake? My name is Missklang by the way! I loove your mane! It's so smooth and it smells good! You know, you realy scared me in the castle, but you seems to be a nice guy! I'm sure we can talk our differences out without us causing too much damage to you, don't you agree? So? Do you want to hug Twilight? Aw come on! Look! She's looking at you! Be a gentlecoat and say something nice"

 

Missklang, while still sitting on Fuchowa's back, grabbed his head and turned it towards Twilight...

Edited September 30, 2015 by Missklang

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade tackled the idiotic unicorn off Fuchowa's back, for he was about to have a massive headache. Too late he thought. He then bucked him back to Princess Twilight, and snort derisively. "You'll never learn to keep your trap shut will ya?" He snarled, and then he grabbed the unicorn and whispered in his ear, "I have killed hundreds of creatures that have had more chaos magic than you, and I am slowly growing sickened of them." He dropped the unicorn, heavily, on the ground, and landed. Façade was about done, this unicorn had mettled in his affairs and was screwing everything up. Then suddenly he realized something. "Did you visit Canterlot perchance, Fuchowa?"

[Missklang 1,053]

*BAM*

 

The fry pan smashed just in Facade's face

 

"DONT YOU DARE ITERRUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING! DO I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?"

 

Shouted Missklang while his eyes glowed red as he jumped back to Fuchowa. His horn glowed, maintaining the levitation of the the pan. He looked in Fuchowa's eyes.

 

"Why you didn't teached him manners Fuchowa? He is embarassing you in front of the prinsess! Come here! I'm not done hugging you!"

After giving one last huge hug to Fuchowa, Missklang finaly detached himself from the Fuchowa and admired his shocked face.

 

"Well, I better run now. Been nice huggin' ya. If you need more hugs, you know who to call. Just ask for Missklang."

 

He quickly ran to Alpha and Flame

 

"Guys, you better fly and teleport as far as you can because when that guy is gonna unfreeze, things would get messy around here. Twilight, I think you can handle yourself, but I suggest you get far too. I somehow suspect that he don't appretiate hugs as I do. Ill be in the throne room in your castle. Bye! Gottago!"

 

Said Missklang as he rushed towards the castle, far from Fuchowa's sight...

Edited September 30, 2015 by Missklang

[DarkHaert 277]

 

The fry pan smashed just in Facade's face

 

Façade had felt the frying pan, luckily he'd been smacked by them enough by a wizard he knew that it didn't faze him. Façade was shocked at the fact that the unicorn was able to apparently able to summon it from nowhere. His mind tried to ponder that. It didn't compute. He looked at Fuchowa, and then sighed, Misklang broke him. "Damnit." Façade remembered that Missklang had said he was going to Twilight's Castle. "Best to start there," he muttered as he flew towards Twilight's Castle. He saw the guards and drew his longsword, a couple moments later, the guards were,laying on the ground, paralyzed. Façade smiled and launched himself into Twilight's castle. "Here goes nothing" he thought to himself

[Missklang 1,053]

A bunch of guards were in the throne room. A dozen? Missklang didn't bothered counting them

 

"Hey sir! This is a restricted area! I must ask you to move immediately!"

 

As the guard spoke, Missklang noticed Facade, rushing inside the room.

 

"He he he. Just as I thought. We will have soo much fun."

 

Thought Missklang as he took two joker bombs from his pocket, a rainbow one, similar to the one he used in the bakery, and a gray one. Without further waiting, he smashed them on the floor, while shutting the doors and closing all escape paths. TheBombs explode and the whole room turned trippy. The colors were swapped again. It looked as if somepony spilled rainbow paint all around the plase. If he would move quickly, nobody would see who is it, because of the sudden change. But he knew that he wouldn't detect Facade as well. The second bomb took some time to activate it's effect.

 

"AAaaa" shouted the royal guards as some of them tried to jump, but instead, crushed into the sealing.

 

"He he, the last one changed  the gravitation. Now Facade won't be the only one who could reach high, and boy I love this bomb. It turn gravitation upside down, and in some minutes, the gravitation will start spinning! And it's lighter now, so hello big jumps! Fun is about to begin! And there is even no water to remove colors!" 

[DarkHaert 277]

Why is this my problem, thought Façade, why can't somepony else deal with this idiot? It wasn't fair. And Façade was tired of constantly chasing the unicorn, until he thought of something, Façade pulled out a puzzle cube out of his bag and begun to work away at it, but the interesting part was that it could not be solved, you could come close, so close, but fail. Façade smiled as he focused on the puzzle, and didn't even notice that gravity had been messed up, so caught up with the puzzle was he. Façade smiled, and started to hum a merry tune he heard as a foal.

[SpikusFyre 486]

Spikus saw Fuchowa fly off saying to continue to the forest. "Probably wants us to go back to the ruins there that we came from before we went and got you so that's where I'm flying to." ​said Spikus as he continued onward towards the ruined castle in the middle of the Everfree.

[Missklang 1,053]

The gravity shifted back to normal. In a flash, colors were restored. As the guards ran away in terror, Missklang looked around and looked back on Facade. 

 

"Why he is ignoring me? Was it too much? What did I do wrong?" 

 

As he thought that, his mane faded and his smile disapeared. He slowly walked to Twilight's throne and sat on it.

 

"I don't like being ignored in that manner. I should have stayed back near the bakery, hugging Fuchowa"

 

He turned his face to Facade and rushed towards him.

 

"Don't ignore me like that! Come on! DO SOMETHING! BE ANNOYED! LAUGH!  Anything! It's a prank yes? I guessed, right? Are you gonna attack me now? Come on!..... Please!.......what did I did wrong?....."

 

Tears appeared in his red eyes as Facade completly ignored him, absorbed by his cube...

 

"A... eck...Huh?... Why?...mm...why ignoring?...Not funny at all....need a hug.....mmm.."

 

His eyes stared into nothingness as he walked back to the throne, tripping on every piece of junk. He searched under it and pulled over a dusty old donkey plushie.

 

"YOU!" He whispered to the doll. "At least you know I'm here right? Right? You are a pretty doll you know? Would you hug me?"

 

Missklang continued talking to it, forgetting Facade completly, untill his speech became so disjointed, he couldn't understand himself anymore. He curled in a ball, like a cat, and began petting his tail...

 

"I didn't mean upsetting you....I didn't hitted you on purpose....Was it it? Was it? Why? Why?"

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade smiled as his plan continued to work, he then pulled out a lock picks set to work on a more advanced cube that was supposedly solvable, and he set to work upon it. He released springs and sprung locks in the new cube, and started taking layer after layer of them, Façade has about twelve of these things and he intended to solve all of them. Façade hadn't relaxed in a long time, and hey, why not now? So Façade continued to work on the cube while Missklang pretended to be a cat of whatever it was that chaos ponies did. He hoped this would soon be over and Equestria normal, he hadn't even met any of the other Element Bearers!

[Dapper Charmer 591]

^{Fuchowa just stood there as the unicorn ran towards the castle followed by the Element of Cruelty. He had never been hugged like that before. He found it unsettling. Fuchowa turned to Twilight, "that's quite the pony you have there Princess, I'm sure he will serve you well," said Fuchowa sarcastically.}

^{"What do you know Fuchowa?"}

^{Fuchowa looked at the rest of the ponies Twilight had found, "I know that these pathetic weaklings will not stop me from ruling Equestria." Fuchowa opened his wings and flew towards the Everfree, "we will meet again Princess. But next time I won't be so pleasant."}

^{Twilight turned to Alpha, Flame and the other pony, "we'll have to worry about him later," said Twilight, "come on we better go help Missklang." Twilight then walked towards the castle.}

Edited September 30, 2015 by Dapper Charmer

[Missklang 1,053]

The floor slightly vibrated as Missklang layed on the throne. He never was so upset in his entire life. He let the chaos magic leave him, as it filled the air, and soon the whole castle. Slowly, the doors and the windows of the throne room covered themselves with a strange dark web, preventing Facade of leaving it. The ground shaked more intensly as the image in the window changed. The whole castle was lifted up from the ground due to Missklang's leaked magic, his emotions were so strong, that they made the castle levitate. But he didn't care. It seemed as the colors around became less brighter too...

[Night Shadow/Daw 170]

^{Fuchowa just stood there as the unicorn ran towards the castle followed by the Element of Cruelty. He had never been hugged like that before. He found it unsettling. Fuchowa turned to Twilight, "that's quite the pony you have there Princess, I'm sure he will serve you well," said Fuchowa sarcastically.}

^{"What do you know Fuchowa?"}

^{Fuchowa looked at the rest of the ponies Twilight had found, "I know that these pathetic weaklings will not stop me from ruling Equestria." Fuchowa opened his wings and flew towards the Everfree, "we will meet again Princess. But next time I won't be so pleasant."}

^{Twilight turned to Alpha, Flame and the other pony, "we'll have to worry about him later," said Twilight, "come on we better go help Missklang." Twilight then walked towards the castle.}

As much as Alpha was amazed, confused, and well, really confused at the fact that Missclang just full out assaulted the dark alicorn in hugs. He then just heard Twilight. Sure Princess, I'm on my way, I'll teleport there, thought a portal, I really need the practice anyway, see you at the throne room

 

~Fuchachooooo~~

 

As Alpha jumped into the portal, he almost fainted, but remembered one thing I can't faint now, I must do it, for Missclang, for my friends, for the Princess, FOR EQUESTRIA!!! As the background soildfys, he uses his flying kick, right through the portal, even without wings, he still jumped out of a 30 feet high portal, landing the kick, perfectly square on the other unicorns hands, and he heard a nice satisfying

~CRACK~

Alpha new he didn't hit the unicorn, possible his hands, but what ever he was holding was currently obliterated. Then he ran to Missclang who was curled up into a ball for some reason. Hi MIssclang, are you ok? do you need help?

[Missklang 1,053]

"I don't like being ignored....Dont like when they ignore me......nobody even cares about me.... so lonely......nopony likes me.....why he ignored me? What did I did wrong?....I dont even have family...I just never remembered them...Why that pony ignored me? "

 

He whined as he catched the donkey doll. As he did this, the room started to look even more decayed, and a stone fell from up somewere...

[Night Shadow/Daw 170]

"I don't like being ignored....Dont like when they ignore me......nobody even cares about me.... so lonely......nopony likes me.....why he ignored me? What did I did wrong?....I dont even have family...I just never remembered them...Why that pony ignored me? "

He whined as he catched the donkey doll. As he did this, the room started to look even more decayed, and a stone fell from up somewere...

Missclang, no, he may be ignoring you, but, ~sigh~ But, we can't give up now, we must do it Missclang, for the future of Equestria, please, you mustn't give in now, the Element of Laughter resides in you, and you can't just pretend it left you Missclang, please...

As Alpha waited his friend to process what he just said, he calmed himself and honed his focus, and used all his remaining power to reverse all the chaotic matter in the castle, because Alpha knew that Twilight wouldn't appreciate the fact that her castle was kinda floating and seemingly crushed by chaos.

Haaaaaaaaa!

Alpha let himself faint, because he knew he was finished and out of complete energy, for now, my journey will be continue but not now, and let himself fade to sleep, knowing that he had great new friends and a great Teacher, Alpha doesn't know when he'll regain enough energy to wake up, if ever, but Alphas magic will watch over his friends...

Edited September 30, 2015 by Shadow Strike

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade finished the puzzle, quite satisfied with himself, and noticed the castle was not falling apart anymore. Feeling slightly bad about what he had done, façade decided to be nice. Just for once. Then Façade noticed the unicorn laying on the floor, and Façade picked him and Missklang up. He found the guest bedrooms and laid the unicorns on separate beds. Façade picked up several extra blankets and laid them over the crazy ponies. He sat down in a rocking chair and lit his pipe, gently making colored smoke rings until he fell asleep.

He woke up about two hours later, and noticed that the blue chaos unicorn was bleeding. "Dangit!" Façade pulled out his medical gear and starting patching him up. Façade took some gauze and wrapped the blue one's midsection tightly. After about thirty minutes of doctoring he sat back down in the chair, and he was tired. He drifted of to the comfortable realm of sleep.

[Night Shadow/Daw 170]

Façade finished the puzzle, quite satisfied with himself, and noticed the castle was not falling apart anymore. Feeling slightly bad about what he had done, façade decided to be nice. Just for once. Then Façade noticed the unicorn laying on the floor, and Façade picked him and Missklang up. He found the guest bedrooms and laid the unicorns on separate beds. Façade picked up several extra blankets and laid them over the crazy ponies. He sat down in a rocking chair and lit his pipe, gently making colored smoke rings until he fell asleep.

W-what happened? Am I dead? Why do I see myself, being lifted? Alpha realized that he was in specter form, and his physical body used almost too much of all his essence, and Alpha went into specter mode, to let the physical body regain some strength. I hope I can get talk to them somehow, I am sure no pony except Celestia herself can see specters, oh why did I have to push my limits, but still, isn't that why limits were to be made? To break them, right?

Edited September 30, 2015 by Shadow Strike

[Missklang 1,053]

He hearded voices, coming all around him...Like if somepony called his name... His name... What was it again? Such strange question. But it seems important somehow. He suddenly felt as if his magic started to flow back to him, instead of leaking out...

 

"Missklang!"

 

Yes, that was his name. He remembered...Strange,he felt as if he knew the voice that spoked it ... It belonged to someone important. Someone ho needed his help! He tried to move but was still weak. He felt as if someone picked him up.

 

"I...need...to...concentrate..." He though, as he felt that the chaos magic from the castle was flowing back to him. Hours later, his energy level came back to normal, but something strange was happening. Other magic present in the castle, Alicorn magic was flowing to him too. 

 

"No no no no! It's not right! I can't handle this amount of magic!" 

 

In a jump he was standing on a bed. His horn glowed brightly and his mane was vibing from theinsane amount of magic he had. He looked around and sensed Alpha inside the next room. 

 

*BOOM!*

 

The wall crumbeled in pieces as Missklang rushed to Alpha. He was weak. He used all of his magic on something, probably portals again. He concentrated and touched Alpha's horn with his own. The exess magic quickly transfered to Alpha. Missklang smiled as he felt that Alpha's heartbeat stabilized itself. He turned himself and looked at the place a wall once was. 

 

"Wow! Did I do that? Cool! Sweet Celestia! What happened down there? I felt...discorded? As if I became the opposite of myself. So unfun I still have shivers... Brrr, creepy... Come on Alpha! Stop being lazy ang get of the bed! There are cakes to eat and adventures to have! You can't just waste your day sleeping!"

Edited September 30, 2015 by Missklang

[DarkHaert 277]

Façade sat in the rocking chair snoozing, when he heard the crash of a wall and a frantic scrambling of hooves. He sighed, realizing one of the chaos ponies was now up. He walk over to see Missklang transferring some magic to the blue chaos pony. Façade calmly watched as the blue unicorn's heart stabilized. Shaking his mane out to its full length, Façade tied it up into a ponytail. He pulled on his restitched black priest robe, gathered his things, and got ready to leave. "Good Day to you, Missklang." He said to the insane unicorn. He smiled and started to leave the castle.

[Missklang 1,053]

Façade sat in the rocking chair snoozing, when he heard the crash of a wall and a frantic scrambling of hooves. He sighed, realizing one of the chaos ponies was now up. He walk over to see Missklang transferring some magic to the blue chaos pony. Façade calmly watched as the blue unicorn's heart stabilized. Shaking his mane out to its full length, Façade tied it up into a ponytail. He pulled on his restitched black priest robe, gathered his things, and got ready to leave. "Good Day to you, Missklang." He said to the insane unicorn. He smiled and started to leave the castle.

"Good day for you as well! Do come back to visit. The doors will always be open. I shall stay here until Alpha recovers. And I almost forget. Here, take this. It's yours isn't it?"

 

He threw to Facade the cube he was solving in the throne room. It was shining as if somepony had polished it and was completly solved.

 

"A nice toy. Don't loose it. Give Fuchowa a hug from my part!"

[DarkHaert 277]

A nice toy. Don't loose it. Give Fuchowa a hug from my part!"

 

"It's a gift." Replied Façade. "I think I'm done here. You should take him to a real doctor." Façade strolled out of the castle and launched into the darkening skies above. He smiled and flew towards Everfree, almost carefree. He caught a trade wind towards Everfree and sped breakneck speed to catch up to Fuchowa. Dark Façade looked at the rising moon, and sighed a sigh of relief.

[Night Shadow/Daw 170]

"Wow! Did I do that? Cool! Sweet Celestia! What happened down there? I felt...discorded? As if I became the opposite of myself. So unfun I still have shivers... Brrr, creepy... Come on Alpha! Stop being lazy ang get of the bed! There are cakes to eat and adventures to have! You can't just waste your day sleeping!"

As Alpha watched this scene unfold he shouted MISSCLANG!!! CAN You HERE ME, COME ON!!!

And then Alpha decided to shove Missclang, but his hooves went through him, and realized his body may have some of Missclangs power, and he  was thankful for that, but it was still in no shape to regain strength, even with a stable heart beat, oh well, more waiting, Twilight, please come to the castle, if only i could talk to you now.

[Missklang 1,053]

Missklang giggled as he sensed as something cold passed through him.

 

"Brrr it tickles. All right who is haunting me this time, beware, I usualy the one haunting the ghosts, not other way around..."

 

He switched to his aura vision in order to be able to see the ghost. To his surprise, he saw Alpha.

 

"Alpha! Why your soul is trying to hug me? Your body isn't dead yet you know? What? You don't know what went wrong and can't join your body again? Don't you worry, I'm an enchanter too after all. I will easly bound your soul back to the body. One second"

 

His horn glowed, while his magic bounded the soul back to the body...

 

"I'll teach you the spell. Quite an easy one, but exausting. I usualy quickly bound ghosty ghosts to a small object that I can carry around. They are quite handy, fit in the pocket and know interesting stories. After I either release them, or leave somewere. I once make a wolf out of wood, and bounded a ghost to it. He now run somewere with the timber wolves..."

Edited October 1, 2015 by Missklang