ask derpy!

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

hey there ! i'm derpy hooves, a cute pegasus  , i'm here to take questions, maybe somepony may have some already  feel free to ask anything! and when i say anything i really mean anything  .

[Rethajni 2,541]

hey Derpy, my question is, why you have your eyes like that? have you check yourself in a hospital? what is your IQ? are you autistic/Asperger?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

hey Derpy, my question is, why you have your eyes like that? have you check yourself in a hospital? what is your IQ? are you autistic/Asperger?

hey kiwi ! 

actually, good questions...

my eyes are like these from when i was a filly, you can see it in pinkie pride episode, in the flashback of cheese...

actually sweetheart think there's nothing much to do...

never took an iq test, but i know that when i asked twily to help me i know more things now 

no, i'm not autistic nor asperger, i'm actually quite social, i like to help a lot, you can see me everywhere

[Rethajni 2,541]

my name is kik.... well nevermind XD

 

now Derpy i have another question you see am a cat and im curious, what is the recipe to make muffins?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

well, i actually tried to bake muffins... but it didn't turned out well the first time  ...

then i asked pinke, she helped me a lot   and i learned how to make real muffins! not just... green... blob... things...

so:

first heat the oven to 205 ° C but don't burn yourself 

then Stir together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar in a large bowl. Make a well in the center In a small bowl or 2 cup measuring cup, beat egg with a fork. Stir in milk and oil. Pour all at once into the well in the flour mixture. Mix quickly and lightly with a fork until moistened, but do not beat. The batter will be lumpy. Pour the batter into paper lined muffin pan cups. ...

add in some blueberries for making the recipe more good   

then bake around 25 minutes until it will turn golden, and done! some good muffins   

Edited December 8, 2015 by The Derpy Hooves

[Quiz Flight 277]

Hello Ditzy.. or derpy whichever yo0u prefer. How long have you known the doctor, how did you meet the doctor and do you have any feelings for him?

 

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

it's been a long time from when i knew dr. whooves... actually i don't remember when exactly i've meet him, but i'm pretty sure it happened around season one 

uhm... wow... i really don't remember how i've meet him... but i know somethings... i've seen him around, near that cool blue box, he didn't really looked fine... he was like... not convinced about something... from that encounter i always was kinda... "near" him and i found out... that... i actually like him... he's a good pony  he's kind and he's really willing to always help a friend in need... also i'm still feeling kinda sorry for cranky doodle...

Edited December 9, 2015 by The Derpy Hooves

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

my name is kik.... well nevermind XD

oh... sorry for that kiki 

[Rethajni 2,541]

i have another question, do you like cats?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

 

i have another question, do you like cats?

 

Edited December 10, 2015 by The Derpy Hooves

[Rethajni 2,541]

*smiles and purrs* i see

 

you have any pets?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

*smiles and purrs* i see

 

you have any pets?

Edited December 11, 2015 by The Derpy Hooves

[Quiz Flight 277]

Hi derpy me again, anyways here's my question....  Do you like muffins?....

[Rethajni 2,541]

Derpy what's your worst fear?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

Hi derpy me again, anyways here's my question....  Do you like muffins?....

did... you really... asked?

*dozens of other photos of me with muffins*

 

oh! i also love chocolate too 

Derpy what's your worst fear?

i have quite a lots of fears... but my worst fear is... that one of my friends get hurt or it happens something wrong to them... i would do anything to help a friend in need! anytime!

oh... also that my muffins taste bad D:

[Telferi 6,906]

What's your favorite games?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

 

What's your favorite games?

 

i love to play some games with Luna sometimes  i don't love any game in particular 

oh! i have been invited to a royal "reunion" one time

Edited December 12, 2015 by The Derpy Hooves

[Rethajni 2,541]

have you ever wondered how do you look if you keep eating muffins?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

uhm...

have you ever wondered how do you look if you keep eating muffins?

ehm... it happened one time....

*facepalm* i hated myself that day...

[Rethajni 2,541]

Kiki: would you like to try this fish muffin this poor cat baked last night?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

 

Kiki: would you like to try this fish muffin this poor cat baked last night?

 

yay a muffin! *takes the muffin*

Edited December 12, 2015 by The Derpy Hooves

[Rethajni 2,541]

*smiles* i hope you like it, the bread is slightly salty and it has salmon, tuna, and crab with fresh vegetables and a delicious smooth clam cream on it, truly a special gift for a sweet pretty mare like you

 

 

next question, how skilled you are to make rains?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

i make good rain  i think...

also i like to make other tipes of rain 

[Rethajni 2,541]

aaah! i see *begin to choke himself and forces breathing and drops a ball of hair*

 

y-you didn't see anything! 

 

anyways next question, who makes the best muffins?

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

i think that mr. cake and miss. cake are really good at making muffins 

also the new filly at the equal city is now pretty good too