The funniest things people have said in chat rooms or servers?

[Flying Vantas 107]

Aradia telling Trump jokes

 

CAA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GH0STLY C0MEDY NIGHT.

CAA: welc0me 0u0

CAA: s0 uh

CAA: what's d0nald trump's fav0rite nati0n

CAA: discriminati0n

-- CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA]  rimshot --

CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGA: I Believe You Need More Of An Audience

CGA: ((Butomg xDD))

CAA: yeah...

CAA: s0

CURRENT honeycoatedParadox [CHP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CHP: Wha+ in +h=.

CAA: a man pulls a driver 0ver

CAA: he says "s0me terr0rists want a rans0m f0r d0nald trump, if they d0n't get it they'll c0ver him in gas0line and set him ablaze".

CAA: the guy g0es

CAA: "h0w much are pe0ple d0nating?"

CAA: the c0llect0r guy g0es "Ab0ut a gall0n"

CURRENT unrulyCanine [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CUC: .3.

CAA: i hate pe0ple wh0 have anal sex

CAA: seri0usly

CAA: they're fucking assh0les

-- CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA]  rimshot --

 

Aradia recalls past events

CAA: the last time this happened a l0t 0f bad things happened...

CTG: welcome to hell

CAC: :33 < oh no

CTG: because this is hell

CAA: pretty sure an alternate timeline nepeta was drunk... 

CAA: j0hn was trying t0 make a hurricane

CAC: :33 < i'm not drunk (

CAT: sHOULD i START THE GAME,,,,?

CTG: pfft

CGG: soooooo..... whos going to start the game....?

CAA: i said alternate timeline d0 n0t w0rry

CEB: hurricane?

CAA: (( This actually happened in a memo a few months back. ))

CAC: (( gg ))

CAA: (( I think someone else was on the canon handles. ))

CGG: ((ive been in so many truth or dare memos that go to hell

CAT: uMM,,,jADE TRUTH OR DARE?

CGG: hmm...

CGG: dare. 

CCC ceased responding to memo.

CAA: (( we also had equius the hairdresser i think? ))

CGG: ((rip in rip feferi))

CAA: (( pretty funny. ))

CGG: ((and OH))

CAC: (( omg ))

CAC: (( i'd pay to see that ))

 

 

What have you seen in server chats that is crazy?

 

[AaronMk 280]

 "Did you know in Spain there are several communities that still live in Spain?"

-Me

 

Context: I was reading about communities in southern Spain that still live in caves. I went to tell a friend about this but fucked up and said "Spain" instead of caves.

[KiraTakahashi 748]

Not that funny but was amusing. I was on this website where you are matched with strangers to talk. Oh yeah omegle or something.

 

Anyway we matched for doctor who. So out of boredom I role played the doctor and started spouting off madness. They were confused at first but went along with it. In the end the last thing I said to them was they were a great companion and before I could finish with something stupid...my computer died.

[cmarston1 5,959]

There was this thread about people speculating how Ash Ketchum would lose the Pokémon League in Kalos, before XY begin, which is already pretty funny. But the best would come from a person saying that Ash has failed so much that even Bowser feels sorry for him.

[Flying Vantas 107]

Boy oh boy, do I have some shit...

SWEAR WORD WARNING. BEEP BEEP. SORRY TO NECROPOST.

Edited January 22, 2018 by Flying Vantas
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[Here No Longer 5,276]

I mean for the funniest s#!^ you could just look at Tobias Fate's Twitch chat. It gets so insane it's hilarious.