How to start liking Donald Trump?

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

I've never really liked him. I find his memes to be overwhelmingly dank. How do I start liking him? 

Edited December 26, 2016 by Vulon Bii

[Silver Letter 1,832]

I would say, don't. The man is evil and should be denounced at least once a day.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,712]

This is an interesting thread because I am finding it absolutely impossible to like a single thing about the guy. On top of everything else, he is now choosing the absolute worst people to be in power. Yes, let's have RICK PERRY be in charge of our nuclear stuff. What an amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing choice.

 

*bashes pillow against my head*

[Nerdy Luigi 2,065]

I can't like a xenophobe. That doesn't work. But there's MORE:

 

1. He's worse than Mr. Krabs about money.

2. He's the most emotionally unstable person on the planet, probably.

3. Look at his Pundit. Over 70% of what he said (as of last In saw) during his campaign was complete bogus. He's a liar.

4. Number 4 means he's a hypocrite, because he kept slamming Hillary for being crooked. Sure she's not the best, but how the heck could YOU be better, when you lie TWICE AS OFTEN AS SHE DOES?

 

So yeah I painted the picture of a man who obviously cares for nobody but himself, and NOT America and its core values.

Edited December 26, 2016 by TwillyFSniper

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441]

Just remember that he helped Kevin find the lobby. Did Hillary ever do that? I think not.

[n0body555 334]

Well, he's not a Clinton. That's all you need to start liking him.

[AaronMk 280]

That he shall pave the way to glorious revolution by his very existence. That he shall be the Fulgencio Batista of the Americas.

 

Or if all else fails we enter into a wild ride of politics and internal shitposting in which case hold onto your caps and become a politico, because  you're only going to be able to best appreciate the drama as one. Or you'll be drawn into it by the storm that shall come.

[Zyrael 1,471]

imagine him making out with putin in a heart-shaped bed

[Twiggy 2,966]

 

 

Fulgencio Batista

That, but throw in a dash of Pinochet in order to help steel him against Communist revolutionaries.