The best kind of friendship

[radiance62 5]

Human A : "What the! You bastard, what the hell was that!?"

Human B : "Huh!? What are you talking about?"

Human A : "Don't play dumb! You just douse me with a jug of water!"

Human B : "I told ya, I didn't do anything!"

Human A : "If it wasn't you then who is it?"

Human B : "How should I know?"

Human A : "Wanna fight!?!"

Human B : "Hmm, bring it on!"

Human C : "Hey hey, what do we have here? Allow me to join you two!"

Human D : "This cupcake's really good. (Human A accidentally smack him in the head) Awwwww!!! What the f*** are you idiots thinking ur doin?

Human A : "Get outta the way, jackass! We're having a fight here!"

Human D : "At least don't bother me while I'm eating ........ (human A punch human D again ..... on purpose) That's it, you ask for it! Die you piece of ....."

 

Twilight : "ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Human A, B, C, D : "Huh???!!!!"

 

Twilight : "Why, why would you do this? For such close friends to fight and insult one another. Isn't true friendship supposed to be about being nice to each other?"

Rainbow Dash : "Don't forget about being loyal."

Applejack : "Honest."

Rarity : "Generous."

Pinkie Pie : "And having fun!"

Fluttershy : "What you just did was not very nice at all (Almost crying)."

Twilight :"You four should be ashamed of yourselves."

 

Human A: "Twilight, I.....I.....I... am so sorry."

Human B: "Come to think about it, you're right Twi."

Human C: "We just embarrassed ourselves."

Human D: "Thank you for opening our eyes Twi."

 

Twilight : "I am glad you understand. Now that you've learned a new lesson about friend............. (Smiling)."

 

Human A : "Alright then, guys. From now on .................... we are no longer friends."

Human B : "YESSSSSSSSS! Now we can slaughter each other without feeling remorse!"

Human C : "hell yeah, you ***holes better be ready!".

Human D : "hehehehe, it was so nice while our friendship lasted, wasn't it?

 

Twilight : "NO NO NO NO NO, WAIT!!!! That's not what we ........."

Human E : "Hahahahahahaha! Don't worry Twi, these dumbasses are always like this"

Twilight : "But why? They are your best friends, aren't they? You should stop them, not to mention you just insulted your own friends"

Human E : "Once they fight, there is no way of stopping them. Besides, this is how we define true friendship."

Rainbow Dash : "You call this friendship!?"

Human E : "Yup."

Fluttershy : "I don't understand how fighting and insulting one another can be called friendship."