You wake up in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. What's the first thing you do?

[applesjck 5,605]

I'd have a little cry/panic session and then actually try to survive.

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,616]

Do as Kurt Cobain suggested: load up on guns, bring my friends.

[Clawdeen 25,242]

First thing I’d do is try and find something to protect myself with.

[Iforgotmybrain 7,814]

If my Project Zomboid games are any indication I’m going to step outside and instantly be killed by a hoard of zombies after stepping on a twig or something

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

Go to the store and buy a cornetto ice cream.

[Sparklefan1234 184,626]

Ask @Clawdeen to introduce me to her family of course. 

On 2019-04-22 at 8:50 PM, Treeglow Flicker said:

I would need a brain for them to be a threat!

I see you and I think alike. 😏

[Clawdeen 25,242]

51 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Ask @Clawdeen to introduce me to her family of course. 

I see you and I think alike. 😏

Of course! Anytime! They’re great people really.

[Longhaul 9,830]

Go back to bed.  I don't know what else I could do.

[Spark Thunderbass 2,002]

Get Mad Max's V8 Interceptor and run the fleshy bastards over Carmageddon style.

[ZiggWheelsManning 15,216]

Create barriers around my home or room.  Will that give me time for my next need of defense?  

[Night Sky 1,164]

Weapons, water and food, in that order. Then establish a defensible position and try to hold it and stockpile. Then try to detect and ally with any other survivors. Maybe fight our way to an area the zombies avoid. 

If it's gonna happen, I wish it would happen now, rather than later when I'm in my 70's. 

I could do it now, but doing it as an old man, is not the retirement home I have in mind, thank you very much.