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[Leavemealone 547]

Hello, everypony!

Ask me a question, I’ll give an answer. It may be inadequate. It may be repulsively grammatically correct. 100 percent satisfaction not guaranteed!

Ask awa-

Don’t listen to him, he just wants you to ask him lame questions so he can give you satisfying, whole, hone-

Sorry about that!

Ask away!

Edited November 12, 2017 by Capper

[Sun Ray 333]

What's your name griffin sr.? And just to be griffiny I'm gonna call you "flip flop" until you tell me.

And for Chance I will ask; did you ever shoot a shot gun?

[Leavemealone 547]

 @Sun Ray

My name is Swiftblade The Mercenary. I kill for high-profile citi-

That’s enough, Swifty! (Call him Swifty, he hates it)

Don’t do it! I can find where you li-

Oh, be quiet, you big complainer  

No, I’ve never fired a shotgun or any firearm. 

Edited October 28, 2017 by Chance

[Sun Ray 333]

I'm gonna call him swifer because I like the sound to that. Is that ok swifty?  Or do you prefer blare?  Come on HELP ME OUT HERE!! Oh wait....  You haven't read this yet since I'm writing this.  Help me later but befoore you do... how's Blarey Swif.  

[Leavemealone 547]

Uhhhhhh, sure, that’s fi-

No!!! Never!!

 

[Libra 11,691]

An angry griffon? Hmm, how could anything be angry then a pure being of fire? Nopony, I say!  Well, I'm going to ask the griffon a question, and he better not be interuppted!

So, Swift. I'm gonna try to hit for home here. Have you ever thought you didn't feel up to par with others?

[Leavemealone 547]

No! Of course not! Take Chance, for instance. He’s such a loser, hi-

Shuddup!

She said no interruptions!

[Sweetcake 199]

Hello Chance! If you were trapped with one person on a paradise island forever (meaning plenty of food and fresh water with amazing scenery), who would you want to be with you? Can be anyone!

[Libra 11,691]

1 hour ago, Chance said:

No! Of course not! Take Chance, for instance. He’s such a loser, hi-

Shuddup!

She said no interruptions!

For future reference, he.

[Leavemealone 547]

@Sweetcake

I would probably want my friend Anna, or Samuel, possibly. Maybe my mom, since she’s a great conversationalist. 

[Sun Ray 333]

do you guys have any friends on the forum?

[Leavemealone 547]

@Sun Ray

I’m not so cocky as to say friends, but there are a number of people on this forum that I am friendly with. 

That list includes:

~Natural Beauty~

silvermoon15000

Raven Rawne

I guess Sun Ray. 

Sweetcake

Ninetales

Kyoshi. . .

The list extends many pages. 

[Sun Ray 333]

You GUESS me!!! I guess you just met me, and I guess I'm a liiittle intimtimidating, and I also guess that I should stop saying I guess. 

I guess I'll pm you...(darn "guess")

I forgot my question!  Swiftblare, what element of harmony best represents you.

[Leavemealone 547]

10 hours ago, Sun Ray said:

You GUESS me!!! I guess you just met me, and I guess I'm a liiittle intimtimidating, and I also guess that I should stop saying I guess. 

I guess I'll pm you...(darn "guess")

I forgot my question!  Swiftblare, what element of harmony best represents you.

It’s SwiftBLADE!

And is there a death and or destruction elementy thingummy?

[Sun Ray 333]

On 10/24/2017 at 9:01 PM, Chance said:

 @Sun Ray

My name is Swiftblare The Mercenary. I kill for high-profile citi-

You totally said blare. There is this magic amulet thingy that makes ponys evil. Last pony to try it took over a whole town and banished there most powerful way of defense.  But I don't think it's an element of harmony.  I'm gonna say honesty because you say whatever comes to mind...

[Leavemealone 547]

Ohhh, that’s not true…@#$% $&#@!