Share Your Dreams!

[Altastrofae 933]

So we all have those weird dreams, right? The ones that leave you asking how it was even possible for you to dream it.

Well this is the place where you can tell people about it. Go nuts! It can be a dream you had years ago, a week ago, or even last night.

Now I won't deny sometimes dreams get too weird, so just remember this is a PG13 site, so post in keeping with the rules. Censor your dream if you must, or if that's not possible don't post at all. This should be common sense but I'm putting this here just in case.

 

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So last night, I had a dream that I was a woman in a hospital, and the doctor said I had all sorts of problems, like internal bleeding, cysts, lots of internal problems. But he said there was one way I could be fixed right up for free. He said there was a Harpy blood donor on standby, and Harpy blood had healing properties. He took me to an area where she was hooked up to IVs, but I couldn't see her, just a tube. He just said "all you have to do is suck it out through the tube. Well I said "This doesn't seem safe" but I did it anyways. Amazingly I felt way better, but I open my eyes and there's no longer anything in my mouth and I'm in a dark back alley. And there were 3 boys, wondering what I was doing with my mouth. One suggested I was eating mud. The next said "no, her mouth is in the tube shape" so clearly I was eating a roll of pennies. Well the last guy said "Guy's, you're being ridiculous, clearly she was—" and I will not finish that sentence because it's... Quite obscene, but I don't blame him for thinking that's what I was doing given the circumstances. Moving on, a cute dafk haired boy comes to my rescue, and beats the shit out of these mean boys, then tells them to get the hell away from me. He pulls me up, and says "I'm guessing this whole thing was because you drank Harpy's Blood? Yeah that stuff randomly teleports you, the doctor is supposed to tell you that first." I thank him, and that was the end of my dream.

 

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[Goat-kun 2,527]

There was the time me and the boys were chased by a tiny peluda on the grassy park in front of the department blocks. The catch: those blocks and the park had not yet been constructed at the time of my dream. I didn't know about the project either.

 

... There were times back in the day when I was hunting werewolves and skinless eldritch babies. I still hunt monsters here and there. And I'm not always human in there. No, not a pony either. Yeah, Luna has nothing on me. Now I even get wings once in a blue moon.

 

Once I got in as a black hound solving a murder mystery. I knew there was a murder in the neighborhood cause my buddy dog omen was crawling next to the sidewalk of the main street. Just imagine a slimy caterpillar sausage dog hybrid invisible to human perception that only appears when there's a murder. Anyhow, I interrogated some Albanian boy on a bicycle near a white fence wisteria part of the neighborhood. It turned out that the perpetrators were two scaly monsters disguised as an elderly couple living in what looked like a zoo enclosure inside a family house. It had a big dead tree in the center. The kind you get in the monkey cages. I can't exactly remember what happened next. I think I waited for reinforcements. I have a feeling it all turned out fine.

But hey, there were fun times too. I was once a seagull one an empty parking lot. I just flew around. Don't laugh. It was awesome. Also rode a flying cat in one dream. There was a princess involved or some other young female of importance. Nothing came out of it. It was just me and my cat waiting for something to happen but nothing actually did. Waste of our time, really.

[Sondash Studios 4,838]

You know those dreams where it's so realistic, that when you wake up to reality, you freak out?

Well I dreamed the other day me and a friend got invited to this Romanian party and the entire place was filled with rows and rows of homemade food. I swear I was in heaven there. Me and my friend then got into a competition who could eat the most food and were having a blast doing so. A few guys and girls joined us as well and we were all merry. Then for some reason, I appeared in another dream that felt even more like real life to the point where I got scared. In that one, I found myself engaged to some girl and to be married in a few days. Her parents were all over with me with questions and stuff, where I could actually feel conscious of my own thoughts and feelings in the dream. It was exactly like stepping into another world, though I don't know why my brain bothered with that since I could care less about relationships. Ironic thing is that waking up in the morning, reality revealed I don't have any friends.

Oh and, there was some other dream where aliens were chasing me around. Funny stuff there