CB2000 1 June 3, 2012 Share June 3, 2012 (edited) *comes out of portal* Hey there! I'm CB2000! My username stands for Closet Brony 2000. 2000 is my birth year. My birthday is January 1st, 2000. I am thus 12. I'm a closet brony because my parents know about bronies already, and they think it's gay. Fast forward 4 days. I think: "What IS this brony thing anyway? I'm gonna check it out." I Google "brony" and this comes up: "A male fan of My Little Pony." I think "That's ridiculous! Who in this WORLD would do that?" Fast forward about 1 hour. My friend from across the street comes to my house, and I invite him into my room. I ask him if he knew about this brony thing. He said "How did you know?" Me: *poker face* My friend locked the door to my room, and said "MLP is the best show ever." I say "How do you think that?" And he says "Just watch the first episode." Me: "NO." We talk about other stuff for a while, then he leaves. 1 day later, at about 5:00 PM, 4 friends come over. My room isn't big, but it isn't small either. There's room though. The friend from yesterday says that he brought a few others to talk to be about bronies. We talked for 15 minutes, (although it seemed like an hour) and then they all left. That night, I couldn't sleep. Me. On my bed. Tried to sleep for 4 hours. It's 2:00 AM. I think to myself "Since I can't sleep, I might as well see what all this pony hype is about." I hop out of bed, walk to my desk, turn on my desktop, open Firefox, and watch the first episode. It's 2:26 AM. I just watched an episode. I turn off my computer and hop back in bed. I still couldn't sleep, but I evaluated what I saw. That next morning at 9:00 AM, I officially decided that I liked the show. But then, I thought "What if my parents find out?" So ever since June 2nd, 2012, I have hidden my brony status from my friends, and family. I will only share it on the internets. If you want a name to call me by, my name is Drew. And if you ask me "If you're a clost brony, THEN WHY ARE YOU SHARING IT ON LE INTERNETS?" I swear, I have 40 other friends. I bet they would not be pleased, and why would they care to look at my internet history? Besides, I clear it after watching an episode. PS: I live in Texas. Edited June 3, 2012 by CB2000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin'HotRarity 182 June 3, 2012 Share June 3, 2012 Hi. It seems you need to let your parents know about ur bronyism. S.V.R. Stop. Violent. Recreation, I know it's tuff but let's all try to stop playing violent videogames, violent TV, violent thinking, and just violence in general. Put "SVR" in your signature if you support Stop Violent Recreation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB2000 1 June 3, 2012 Author Share June 3, 2012 Heck no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 June 3, 2012 Share June 3, 2012 Haha, from what I can hear I agree with glitter. Anyways, welcome to the forums. I hope you will enjoy your stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLadyEsme 19 June 3, 2012 Share June 3, 2012 Your parents officially suck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chigens and Kay 3,832 June 3, 2012 Share June 3, 2012 How did I miss this? Curse these distraction! Welcome! Some quick notes(in case you did not know): You need 5 posts to get an avatar and a signature I believe. Posts in Welcoming Plaza and Cloudsdale Collosseum do not count toward post count. If you want to get someone's attention use the Quote button on the bottom right of their post. Other then that, Hope you have a great time here and Welcome again! My signature broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB2000 1 June 3, 2012 Author Share June 3, 2012 Your parents officially suck truestory.avi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,881 June 3, 2012 Share June 3, 2012 Uber wall of text 8P But welcome to our fair pony site young one, and please do enjoy yourself in the land of confusion and minds full of fuck, fluff, or any other number of assorted spices and herbs. Do your best to not anger God Alicorn Man, and you should be just peachy. Have fun~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willinilly 134 June 3, 2012 Share June 3, 2012 Hello and Welcome to the Forums, where you will always be welcome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Brony 74 June 4, 2012 Share June 4, 2012 Welcome to the herd! I hope you enjoy this forum! I am an artist who enjoys drawing MLP. What do you like to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxedo Kamen! 114 June 4, 2012 Share June 4, 2012 HI I mean hi, I'm uh derpy and welcome Signature Credit Goes To Midnightive "Moon Prism Power Make Up!!!!!" Hail Feld0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElementOfTenacity 47 June 10, 2012 Share June 10, 2012 that text was big i gave up quater way Run Faster : D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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