$500 Stretch Goal Unwrapped Part A - Staff Solo Song

[Jeric 46,851]

Ah the staff solo song. Dear Celestia we are still doing this? 
 

This is the longest running stretch goal besides the generosity badge and it’s also the one that can produce some of the most … erm … amusing results. It’s a tradition that we can’t break …. Though our voices may … and your eardrums May as well.
 

One staffer chosen by you all will sing a solo song from MLP also choosen by you. The topic for voting on the staffers who volunteered will be launched tomorrow.

 

 
^ The community circa 2014 when I sung Art of the Dress. 

[Ganondorf8 11,316]

This is for a noble cause so the chance to sing (Whether it's good or bad is up to personal taste) is one that the staff will take very seriously. Don't expect anything of opera level singing here. If that is what you're hoping for, you've got some pretty high expectations.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Here we go...MLP songs are not as easy as you think...

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,161]

This should be fun. Deer can sing; you know. WE CAN SING! 

[Sir Hugsalot 9,348]

@Rikifive

Hey, remember how I told You that I am going to make You sing this year? 

[Rikifive 24,191]

6 hours ago, Sir Hugsalot said:

@Rikifive

Hey, remember how I told You that I am going to make You sing this year? 

 

If only I was sure there'll be a day I'll be alone at home. . . 

[Old Accnt. 3,149]

1 hour ago, Rikifive said:

 

If only I was sure there'll be a day I'll be alone at home. . . 

[Sir Hugsalot 9,348]

2 hours ago, Rikifive said:

 

If only I was sure there'll be a day I'll be alone at home. . . 

You know what? I will freaking get You in an actual studio and cover it from my own pocket just to have You sing.

Take screenshots. I am not even joking.

You're not running away. There's no escape. I've got You in my sights >:3 

[Rikifive 24,191]

53 minutes ago, Sir Hugsalot said:

You know what? I will freaking get You in an actual studio and cover it from my own pocket just to have You sing.

Take screenshots. I am not even joking.

You're not running away. There's no escape. I've got You in my sights >:3 

uh oh.. I... I think I hear my laundry calling

[Sir Hugsalot 9,348]

Moments ago, Rikifive said:

uh oh.. I... I think I hear my laundry calling

 

I see You're already practicing :3 

[Ice Princess Silky <3 13,960]

* I AM DYING FROM LAUGHTER OVER HERE GUYS * HAHAHAHAH

And I can personally testify that @Sir HugsalotIS NOT JOKING -- he actually has access to such studio and is willing to share 
IN THE SPIRIT OF GENEROSITY -- MY DEAR RARITY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*my sides hurt* XD

1 minute ago, Sir Hugsalot said:

 

I see You're already practicing :3 

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES ARE DESTROYED AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Rikifive 24,191]

ALRIGHT I DID SOME LITTLE SCIENCE THAT TOOK SO LONG LMAO   

 

[Ice Princess Silky <3 13,960]

DAS CHEATING!!! NO CHEASTY DOODLE HOBBITSES!!! 

[Rikifive 24,191]

1 hour ago, Silly Wings said:

DAS CHEATING!!! NO CHEASTY DOODLE HOBBITSES!!! 

That's the best I can do for $500. 

To unlock Singing Rikifive™ you have to reach the super secret $50000 mark nopony talks about. 

[Sir Hugsalot 9,348]

5 hours ago, Rikifive said:

That's the best I can do for $500. 

To unlock Singing Rikifive™ you have to reach the super secret $1 mark nopony talks about. 

Oh my, we unlocked Singing Rikifive?! AMAZING!!! 

CAN'T WAIT!!!