Ask Sophisticated Derpy

[The Awesome One 1,315]

*puts down teacup*

 

Greetings my fellow forum goers, It is I, the sophisticated Derpy. This thread has been created for the purpose of allowing you people to ask me anything you want. Now if you excuse me, I need to go find my pipe. Haven't had a good huff in a while now.

[Dragonshy 2,305]

Why my fine sir! What is your occupation in the grand town of Ponyville?

Edited June 12, 2012 by Dragonshy and Friends

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I say old bean, do you currently posses a jewel encrusted cane by any chance? I find those to be an truly excellent way to let others know of one's sophistication.

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Why my fine sir! What is your occupation in the grand town of Ponyville?

 

My occupation? I'm the fine old gentlemen who sits in his house smoking his pipe all day. I was in the Equestrian Military back then. My regiment was full of fine old chaps if I must say so myself. I'm also Miss Derpy Hooves father. I named her after myself.

 

 

 

I say old bean, do you currently posses a jewel encrusted cane by any chance? I find those to be an truly excellent way to let others know of one's sophistication.

 

Miss Chilly, I would request you would not call me an 'old bean'. Thankyou.

 

As for your question, why yes I do happen to have a jewel encrusted cane. It was made by a peculiar little dragon who calls himself Spike. A fine young lad he is.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Ah yes, Spike, charming fellow if a little bit silly. I must make it known however that I am in fact, a male. So many people confuse me for a lady that I have now gotten quite used to it. Anyway, onto the next question, do you prefer to wear white or black suits?

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Ah yes, Spike, charming fellow if a little bit silly. I must make it known however that I am in fact, a male. So many people confuse me for a lady that I have now gotten quite used to it. Anyway, onto the next question, do you prefer to wear white or black suits?

 

Oh, My apologies Mr.Chilly. Suits you say? Ah, now we're getting on to the topics I love to talk about! I usually prefer black suits with a white shirt. It's sort of like a gentlestallion's formal dress you know. Anything else, my good friend?

[Crazy Misty 654]

Do you, one's old bean, be supplied with enjoyment from planes? Edited June 12, 2012 by Crazy Misty

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Do you, one's old bean, be supplied with enjoyment from planes?

 

Why of course! Here, take a look at my personal collection. You can find them parked right outside Ponyville. The pegasus laugh at them, they say they're pointless because I already have wings, but I can't fly as fast as these beauties. I got them from a peculiar little creature who looked like a hairless ape. I painted them myself.

 

http://i1108.photobu...16-18-18-31.png

http://i1108.photobu...6WidowMaker.jpg

http://i1108.photobu...NRAFSu-35-1.png

 

Also, my good man, I must say this but your moustache looks absolutely smashing!

Edited June 12, 2012 by The Awesome One

[Crazy Misty 654]

Why of course! Here, take a look at my personal collection. You can find them parked right outside Ponyville. The pegasus laugh at them, they say they're pointless because I already have wings, but I can't fly as fast as these beauties. I got them from a peculiar little creature who looked like a hairless ape. I painted them myself.

 

http://i1108.photobu...16-18-18-31.png

http://i1108.photobu...6WidowMaker.jpg

http://i1108.photobu...NRAFSu-35-1.png

 

Also, my good man, I must say this but your moustache looks absolutely smashing!

 

I say, I do believe it has been 11 months since a reply here, old chap!