Ask the Evil Nightmare Wolf

[Nightmare Wolf 2,117]

Okay my subjects, ask me anything .  But be warned, I do bite if not pleased with questions asked. 

 

(not really)

[Izzy Moonbow]

"Evil Nightmare Wolf"? A puppy!?  Who's a good boy? 

[Nightmare Wolf 2,117]

You are an interesting one Ms. Izzy.

[Nightmare Wolf 2,117]

2 hours ago, Izzy Moonbow said:

"Evil Nightmare Wolf"? A puppy!?  Who's a good boy? 

You dare to make a mockery of me .

I like your bravery Ms. Moonbow. You shall be my second in command.

[Izzy Moonbow]

1 hour ago, Nightmare Wolf said:

You dare to make a mockery of me .

You're a macaw or was it macaroni? Either way, I thought you were a puppy. 

Edited September 5 by Sparklefan1234

[Creepy Scribbles 4,461]

Y r u so evil? ;-;

[Nightmare Wolf 2,117]

@Captain Salty Scribbles

Because this world is harsh and cruel.

I was once a nice and justly wolf until those I loved showed their true colors. For as much as I loved, they happily took until they decided that they no longer needed me and discarded me.

It was then that I realized how selfish all of these ponies are. 

So in order to rid this world of all this cruelty, I shall overthrow the princesses who allowed such behavior to exist and created my own rulership where I control all and expunged all selfishness.

Most would call this take over an evil plot and I have embraced that fact.

But as the old saying goes, "Some of most evil things in the world are done with the best of intentions".

[Creepy Scribbles 4,461]

Oh, I beg pardon, Your Evilness! Don't eat me plz, 

I'm very bitter and cause digestive problems  I'll ask without any intention, do you have any allergies? 

[Sparklefan1234 168,377]

Does anything make you happy? ☹️

[Nightmare Wolf 2,117]

11 hours ago, Captain Salty Scribbles said:

Oh, I beg pardon, Your Evilness! Don't eat me plz, 

I'm very bitter and cause digestive problems  I'll ask without any intention, do you have any allergies? 

Yes , pollen is very cruel to me in the spring .

Like it knows and wants to cause misery 

11 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Does anything make you happy? ☹️

Yes, I do have one thing thing that never fails to subdue me everytime.

Video games.

They are the reason I have not enacted my take over of canterlot yet. 

Many wonderful stories they can weave and tell fill me with happiness.

That and I here the only way to defeat and bring down that princess for the night is through beating her at all of her favorite games .

 

And I love camping, hiking, and working out too 

[Creepy Scribbles 4,461]

23 minutes ago, Nightmare Wolf said:

pollen is very cruel to me in the spring

O... Ya...  Forgot about it. I'm full of pollen.  Literally bloomin. So don't eat me OK?

And where's your evil nightmare pfp you promised? 

[Nightmare Wolf 2,117]

7 hours ago, Captain Salty Scribbles said:

O... Ya...  Forgot about it. I'm full of pollen.  Literally bloomin. So don't eat me OK?

I'll 

[Nightmare Wolf 2,117]

On 2024-09-07 at 10:13 AM, Captain Salty Scribbles said:

And where's your evil nightmare pfp you promised? 

[Creepy Scribbles 4,461]

Oh... oooooh! You're an evil overlord wolf!  I thought you're wolf wolf. 

Are you interested in service of a crazy wizard? 

[Nightmare Wolf 2,117]

1 hour ago, Captain Salty Scribbles said:

Oh... oooooh! You're an evil overlord wolf!  I thought you're wolf wolf. 

Are you interested in service of a crazy wizard? 

I am Wolf in name only because I defeated the alpha Timberwolf and subsequently learned to control the pack as my army.

 

I however am pony.