Ask Shrek

[Snoopy Fan 5,555]

Oh, hello there. Shrek here. If you've got a question for me, I'll be sure to answer.

[Starry skies 23 46]

Why do people ship you with Shadow the hedgehog?

[Snoopy Fan 5,555]

34 minutes ago, Starry skies 23 said:

Why do people ship you with Shadow the hedgehog?

I don’t know, the internet is a strange place.

[Sparklefan1234 176,946]

Does Donkey have a last name...or a first name? 

[Snoopy Fan 5,555]

22 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Does Donkey have a last name...or a first name? 

I don’t think so, I doubt he was ever given a name, so we just call him Donkey.

[Sparklefan1234 176,946]

6 minutes ago, Snoopy Fan said:

I don’t think so, I doubt he was ever given a name, so we just call him Donkey.

What is the name of Donkey's wife? (I don't remember Shrek but I do remember the dragon.) 

[Snoopy Fan 5,555]

19 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

What is the name of Donkey's wife? (I don't remember Shrek but I do remember the dragon.) 

Believe it or not, her name is Dragon.

[MLP Golden Breezie 218]

shrek I would like to ask you a simple question, why are you green and why is your name shrek? obviously it's just a little curiosity. I have never seen the creature like you

[Snoopy Fan 5,555]

9 minutes ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

shrek I would like to ask you a simple question, why are you green and why is your name shrek? obviously it's just a little curiosity. I have never seen the creature like you

Well, ogres are naturally green, and my name is Shrek because it’s a very respectable ogre name.

[MLP Golden Breezie 218]

2 minutes ago, Snoopy Fan said:

Well, ogres are naturally green, and my name is Shrek because it’s a very respectable ogre name.

nice to meet you shrek you seem like a strange creature but i have to get used to it, but one more question. what do you usually eat for dinner?

[Snoopy Fan 5,555]

Moments ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

nice to meet you shrek you seem like a strange creature but i have to get used to it, but one more question. what do you usually eat for dinner?

Normally I make a mean weed rat stew.

[MLP Golden Breezie 218]

2 minutes ago, Snoopy Fan said:

Normally I make a mean weed rat stew.

I don't eat soups like that, but you have strange lifestyles but why don't you save the mice from me? They are innocent animals!

[Snoopy Fan 5,555]

2 hours ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

I don't eat soups like that, but you have strange lifestyles but why don't you save the mice from me? They are innocent animals!

You mean the three blind mice? I don’t hurt them.

[MLP Golden Breezie 218]

30 minutes ago, Snoopy Fan said:

You mean the three blind mice? I don’t hurt them.

but why do you cook mice and for what reason?

[Snoopy Fan 5,555]

1 hour ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

but why do you cook mice and for what reason?

I don’t cook mice, I cook rats. Mice and rats are two different things. And I cook rats because it’s an ogre thing.

[MLP Golden Breezie 218]

15 hours ago, Snoopy Fan said:

I don’t cook mice, I cook rats. Mice and rats are two different things. And I cook rats because it’s an ogre thing.

but have you thought about other alternatives like a 100% organic soup?

[MLP Golden Breezie 218]

Shrek have you ever thought of selling your soups to earn some money?

[Snoopy Fan 5,555]

7 minutes ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

Shrek have you ever thought of selling your soups to earn some money?

No, I haven’t. Maybe I should try.