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Bloodberry

Bloodberry 8

So the other day i brought home a brand new phone and it came with a new state of the art ANSWERING MACHINE! So i proceeded to set it up and made sure it was all hooked up properly and that all the lights were on indicating that it was functioning properly. So then i asked it, "When will the 3rd season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic come out?" and it just sat there. So then i thought, "well maybe that was too difficult a question" so i then asked it, "What kind of cutie mark do you think Apple Bloom will get when she finally gets her cutie mark?" and it just sat there. Well i thought again that it may have been to hard of a question so I asked the easiest thing i could think of, "what color is Rainbow dash?" and it just sat there!

 

IF I WANTED A SIT THERE AND REMAIN SILENT MACHINE I WOULD HAVE ASKED THE SALES CLERK FOR A MACHINE THAT CANT ANSWER ANY OF MY QUESTIONS! LIKE A TOASTER! An answering machine should be able to answer simple questions. I took it back and asked for a full refund, beware fellow Bronies for there are products out there that dont do what the market claims they should. DONT GET TRICKED LIKE ME!

 

Thank you~ :wacko:

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<a href="http://www.bronyland.com/pony-personality-test/?q=MzA3OHwzOTc4ODU"><img src="http://www.bronyland.com/images/quiz/banner_applejack.jpg" alt="Applejack" /></a>

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Nightfall

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This sounds fishy...

You record a message on the answering machine, telling others you cannot get to the phone at that time and that they will be able to leave a message stating why they called.

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Bronium

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I only realized the sarcasm at the caps. Just asking, but what are we supposed to be discussing? Or is this like General Silliness?

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This one is a tad less creepy. Wouldn't you agree?

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Twiliscael

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Waiting to be sent to General Silliness in 5...4...3...2 (I'd be nice if mod moved it at 1)...1

 

Blank Flanks gotta learn the proper place to post things, gosh :P

 

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I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . .

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Bloodberry

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sorry i am still new and dont know where to put thing... my friends have been telling me to post anything and i did a take form the "Ranting Swede" from Sheep in the Big City, with a little MLP love thrown in. I am truly sorry but it is all lies and sarcasim... forgive me im sorry, i dont know where things go... :(

 

I AM REALLY AND TRUELY SORRY. really and truely truely truel truely truely truely .... i think i lost track some where... any ways i mean what i say.

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<a href="http://www.bronyland.com/pony-personality-test/?q=MzA3OHwzOTc4ODU"><img src="http://www.bronyland.com/images/quiz/banner_applejack.jpg" alt="Applejack" /></a>

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Nightfall

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sorry i am still new and dont know where to put thing... my friends have been telling me to post anything and i did a take form the "Ranting Swede" from Sheep in the Big City, with a little MLP love thrown in. I am truly sorry but it is all lies and sarcasim... forgive me im sorry, i dont know where things go... :(

 

I AM REALLY AND TRUELY SORRY. really and truely truely truel truely truely truely .... i think i lost track some where... any ways i mean what i say.

 

It's ok, there are topics made by famous people like this out here. :lol:

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