Baby got Plot

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

i decided to mess with the lyrics of a song, the original song is not owned by me

 

Lyra: oh my god, Bon Bon, look at her flank. Its so big. *scoff* She looks like one of thos DJ's marefriends. But you know. Who understands those DJ's. *scoff* They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her flank, its just so big. I can't believe its just so round, its like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! Shes just so...Wack!

 

me: I like big Flanks and i cannot lie. You other bronies cant deny. And when a mare walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get Sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that plot was stuffed

deep in the jeans shes wearing, im hooked and i cant stop staring. oh baby, i wanna get with you, and take you picture. My homeboys tried to warn me, but that flank you makes

 

random female voice: m-me so horny

 

me: ooh rump-of-smooth skin. you say you wanna get in my benz. well use me, use me.'Cause you aint no average groupie

i've seen them dancing, to hell with romancing. shes sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo 'vette

im tired of magizines, saying flat flanks are the thing. take the average stallion and ask him that, she gotta pack much plot. so fellas

 

fellas: yeah

 

me: fellas

 

fellas: yeah

 

me: has your marefriend got the plot

 

fellas: hell yeah

 

me: tell'em to shake it

 

fellas: shake it

 

me: shake it

 

fellas: shake it

 

me: shake that healthy flank, baby got plot!

(la face with Oakland booty)

baby got plot

(la face with Oakland booty)

i like em round and big, and when im throwin' a gig, i just cant help myself, im acting like an animal, now heres my scandal. i wanna get you home and UGH, double up UGH UGH. I aint talking about playboy, cause silocon parts are made for toys. i want them reall thick and juicy, so find that juicy double, Staticthor's in trouble, beggin' for a piece of that bubble. so im lookin' at rock videos, knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes, you can keep those bimbo, ill keep my women like Flo Jo. A letter to the Royal sisters,i wanna get with ya, i wont cuss or hit ya, but i gotta be straight when i say i wanna *censored* till the break of dawn, baby got it going on. Alot of simps wont like this song. 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it, and I'd rather stay and play. 'Cause im long, and im strong, and im bound to get the friction on. So ladies.

 

ladies: yeah

 

me: ladies

 

ladies: yeah

 

me: if you wanna roll in my mercedes

 

ladies: yeah

 

me: then turn around, stick it out. Even Filthys got to shout. Baby got plot

baby got plot

yeah baby...when it comes to females. Trixie aint got nothing to do with my selection. 36-24-36? haha, only if you 5'3".

so your marefriend rolls a honda, playing workout tapes by fonda, but fonda aint got a motor in the back of her honda. My anaconda dont want none unless you got buns, hun. you can do side bends or situps, but please dont loose that plot. Some bronies want to play that "hard" role and tell you that the but aint gold. so they toss it, and leave it, and i pull up fast to retrieve it. So Trixie says your fat, well i aint down with that, cause you waist is small and your curves are kickin, and im thinking about stickin. to the beanpole dames in the magazine, you aint it miss thang. give me a sister, i cant resister her, hay fries and rice did miss her. Some knuckle heads try to dis', 'cause his girls are on my list. He had game but chose to hit 'em, and i pull up quick to get wit 'em. So ladies if the flank is round, and you want a triple X throw down, dial 1-900-Staticthor, and kick those nasty thoughts. baby got plot!!

 

(little in the middle but she got much plot) x4

Edited August 14, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[My little pwny 1,392]

inb4

 

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwBrQlCujqY

 

WAT

Edited August 14, 2012 by Skullet Pony

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

woot, just finished it, now all i need is the guy who sang for the 20%cooler pmv and ibringdalulz to do character editing to turn this into an instant pmv

 

*watches that video that was posted*

 

...well atleast i have a backup.....

Edited August 14, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus