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Let just say you have a huge company. You're the head of it.

What would you name it?

What's it about? Gaming, sports, .etc .etc

If you had to go and you can only make ONE more decision, what would it be?

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A few years ago I co-founded a software corporation. It wasn't "huge" by any stretch of the imagination: 4 employees, 1 product and 1 client with about 2,000 users. I sold my shares to the other founder, since I didn't have the time or desire to keep up with it.

 

I'm not really sure what your last question means.


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I would Create an PC company called Orange. We would make a full range of devices ranging from the Zest (smartphone), to the Slice (Tablet). An ultraportable/ultrathin/whatever they're calling them now named Wedge. A mainstream laptop called Orange. A desktop called Tree and lastly a "supercomputer" (i.e. a multi-socketed, multi-gpu desktop) called Grove. All of these would be running a custom in-house linux distro called Juice and maybe we'd make a custom programmer's framework called Pulp. And of course we would compete directly with Apple.

 

As for the last part, I would sue Apple for infringing on asinine patents we were awarded, like controlling volume by sliding your finger across a certain part of the screen or something.

 

This really just came from my utter hatred of Apple and how funny it would be for a company to compete with them called Orange and how moot the comparisons would be. It then turned into a massive play on words.


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I would make a Restaurant that would serve a bit of everything. you could get pizza, burgers, chicken, tacos.

I would Call it Bob's even though my name is Clayton.

Free Taco Tuesdays.

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  • 2 years later...

A fashion company named Bad Kingdom - it would produce designer clothing: designed in Italy and made in Portugal.  :D

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Sexy Pony Inc.  Just kidding: I'd leave off the "Inc."

 

We'd be like TeeFury or RedBubble in a sense, but we'd focus solely on sexy ponies.  Apparel, fashion accessories, clocks, bedsheets, pillowcases, posters, mugs, high quality figures and statuary, fridge magnets, curtains (window and shower), oven mitts, blinds, phone covers, rugs, welcome mats, wallpaper, party favors, coasters (gotta have coasters), lighters, thermoses, carpeting, furniture, sports equipment, mouse pads, console decals, wall decals, bumper stickers, sticker stickers, and more!

 

I'm not only the owner / president of Sexy Pony; I'm also a client.


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It would be a coding company, but I'm not revealing the name in case I ever decide to make my own company. We would work in security and create simple software to start, like perhaps some basic forensics software like log sniffers. Eventually, the goal would be to create portable auditing devices which could be used on mission-critical systems to efficiently and safely manage security, remove viruses, and examine databases and log files.

 

Basically, think megaman battle network without the AI.

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