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[Cherry Blossom 864]

Simple

 

1. Find Octavia, and really quickly too!

2. Send Rarity a letter about the incident...

3. Ah'm about to rustle her apples. By tellin' her ta stop this nonsense.

4. I would ask why she is in my house in the first place. Then I'd share the breakfast with her.

5. Open a bag of skittles instead.

6. I would come, but only if I get to bring everypony.

7. Taste the rainbow!

8. No, but maybe Spike does.

9. Throw away the cigarettes and the grappling hook. Then tell her to fly.

10. Simple, bake some cupcakes with her.

11. This is how the human world should be. Sleep and cuddle with eachother.

Edited September 29, 2012 by Octavinyl

[InfinityWhale 771]

Here are more pony questions you can answer! Answer in the comments below.

 

1. What would you do if you saw Vinyl Scratch crying in an alleyway?

Approach her and ask her what was wrong, offer emotional support, try and become her friend.

2. What would you do if you saw Spike and Twilight making out?

Back away. Any comment or action to interrupt would be in violation of bro code.

3. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash prank calling Applejack?

Consider the prank. If harmful, stop prank. If not, find humorous outcome, pranking both myself if possible.

4. What would you do if Rarity made you breakfast in bed?

Thank her heartily, consider our friendship, if time and relationship are correct, consider moving it into a more romantic setting.

5. What would you do if you were making a sandwich and Pinkie Pie accidentally destroyed it?

Wait for her apology. If she were sincere, say its alright and offer to make both of us a sandwhich.

6. What would you do if Princess Luna invited you over for dinner?

Act in accordance with Equestrian protocol and accept the gracious invitation to the palace for all its worth.

7. What would you do if the Rainbow Factory was real?

Rally support within the Equestrian government, draw attention to the issue, make sure it is taken care, probably die for my efforts.

8. Do you think Twilight has any Garfield books?

No, because in an alternate universe I highly doubt the series would have developed.

9. What would you do if Fluttershy fell off a cliff and you jumped down to save her? You have a grappling hook and a box of cigarettes.

Presumably? Die.

10. What would you do if Pinkie Pie read 'Cupcakes' and started crying?

Talk to her about it. Point out that it was only a story, and she did not actually do the events. Ask if she needs to talk to someone about it. Give her a hug.

11. What would you do if All the ponies in Ponyville had nightmares and wanted to sleep in your bed with you?

Arrange a system wherein everypony slept withsomepony else to quell nightmares. Sleep in bed with Derpy Hooves. : 3.

 

That wasn't so hard. This is all assuming I'm a pony of course, and thus live in a pony body and like ponies and things that ponies like.

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

1. What would you do if you saw Vinyl Scratch crying in an alleyway?

Ask whats wrong... and try to help as best I could.

2. What would you do if you saw Spike and Twilight making out?

Well... Think it was awkward and walk out of the room.

3. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash prank calling Applejack?

Let her... then ask her what AJ said.

4. What would you do if Rarity made you breakfast in bed?

Well ask how'd you get in my house.

5. What would you do if you were making a sandwich and Pinkie Pie accidentally destroyed it?

Forgiveness...

6. What would you do if Princess Luna invited you over for dinner?

Well yeah I would go.

7. What would you do if the Rainbow Factory was real?

No...

8. Do you think Twilight has any Garfield books?

Probably! She probably finds it funny how anyone could be that lazy.

9. What would you do if Fluttershy fell off a cliff and you jumped down to save her? You have a grappling hook and a box of cigarettes? Tell her to fly... Then launch the grappling hook down to pull her up.

10. What would you do if Pinkie Pie read 'Cupcakes' and started crying?

Destroy the form of literature that she's reading and then have her read something else.

11. What would you do if All the ponies in Ponyville had nightmares and wanted to sleep in your bed with you?

Well, duh let them!

[Meirno 550]

1. Figure out what was wrong, and do my best to fix it.

2. Freak out, run away and boil my eyes.

3. Help her out

4. Wonder why she was being so kind, eat it, thank her, return the favor later.

5. Laugh and start a food fight

6. I would so go for that, Luna is awesome.

7. Never read it, dont plan on it.

8. Of course, Garfield for best cat.

9. Jump after her, and pray that the grappling hook works well. Toss the cigs.

10. Aww I'd get Rainbow to come over and let her know it was a fake story and a terrible terrible story.

11. Lock the doors, and hide. ._. Get away from me evil ponies, my bed.

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

• Start blasting dubstep to cheer her up.

• Bow chicka wow wow!

• Join in and make it a three way call.

• Freak out and ask what kind of waffles she made.

• Make her make me a new one.

• Buy a tux and put on my best cologne. This is serious.

• Hide Scootaloo.

• Who doesn't have Garfield books?

• As I fell I would face palming wondering why I jumped off a cliff to save a falling pegasus

• Bring her to Rainbow Dash's house to show her everything is okay.

• Conceal my bon- Invite them to cuddle.

My marvellous answers. Revel in them. I had to write this because something fucked up and it wouldn't let me post just the list because it kept telling me I had zero characters. Edited September 29, 2012 by Lightning Fluttershy

[Twiliscael 3,960]

1. What would you do if you saw Vinyl Scratch crying in an alleyway?

Walk up to her and hug <3

2. What would you do if you saw Spike and Twilight making out?

Be jealous that it's not me.

3. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash prank calling Applejack?

Join in.

4. What would you do if Rarity made you breakfast in bed?

Eat it? What else would I do?

5. What would you do if you were making a sandwich and Pinkie Pie accidentally destroyed it?

I'd laugh. It's Pinkie Pie :3

6. What would you do if Princess Luna invited you over for dinner?

Humbly accept.

7. What would you do if the Rainbow Factory was real?

Try to get is shut down by the government or something.

8. Do you think Twilight has any Garfield books?

I don't think Garfield was invented in Equestria

9. What would you do if Fluttershy fell off a cliff and you jumped down to save her? You have a grappling hook and a box of cigarettes?

I wouldn't. She should be able to fly.

10. What would you do if Pinkie Pie read 'Cupcakes' and started crying?

Huggles. And explain that it's just a story.

11. What would you do if All the ponies in Ponyville had nightmares and wanted to sleep in your bed with you?

LET THEM ALL IN.

[Aureity 3,055]

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