Ron Jeremy 2,032 October 10, 2012 Share October 10, 2012 Ladies and gentleman, I have an announcement to make. The game Team Fortress 2 is promoting the abuse of animals. This "game" (which is just an excuse for zoosadists to simulate the acts that give them pleasure) has several "pets" that characters such as the "Engineer" (Probably has a degree in Animal Torture Engineering) can "equip" as "items". You know off the bat this game doesn't respect the rights of animals when it considers them low enough to be "items" and not intelligent beings capable of rational thought. One such item is the "Bird-man of Aberdeen (Egotistical humans, have to get "man" in the "item's" name), which is worn on the shoulder of the "Demoman", whose class specializes in the demolition of the homes of animal life. This bird accompanies the "Demoman", and is presumed that if he dies, it dies as well. That's stupid egotistical Man for you, forcing their "pets" (more like slaves that can't protest) to die with them. Some of the other classes have these "Misc. items", and one of them even has a beached octopus as a hat. Such appalling behavior from Valve (clearly a reference to turning a valve that gasses an animal to death), a company who likely makes most of their profit from having morbidly obese men in gimp suits have their way with baby seals while the moronic, animal-abuse-loving masses cheer them on. Even more appalling is the "Holy Mackerel". Its name proves that this company of butchers, of fiends, sees torturing animals as holy. This item is a fish, that is used to beat the other characters in the game to death. It is equipped as a "weapon", which shows how this company, Valve, disrespects life and only cares about it when it can be eaten or weaponized. When a hit is scored with this fish, a number is displayed to every player on the server for each hit. This number shows the agony that the fish is in, and taunts it because its screams are silent. I hope you all act against this Valve terrorist organization now that I have brought their horrifying acts to your attention. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iudex 1,945 October 10, 2012 Share October 10, 2012 Oh man, it's another one of these threads.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 October 10, 2012 Share October 10, 2012 I am willing to donate my time and effort to create a fully functioning Team Fortress 2 clone, where the main goal is not to abuse animals, but rather free them. We shall call it "Team Animal-Fotress 2", and it can be posted on PETA.org, who is the greatest organization ever, by the way. Along with this new goal, I propose to make a major change in the TA-F2 community. Instead of the disgusting, meat filled sandvich, "Heavy Animal Lover" (new name for Heavy Weapons Man) shall weild a Tofu Burger, and we shall call it his "Tofuvich". There can also be other name changes, like the Medic, who shall now be the "Vet". Demoman shall be "Wildlife Awareness Man", and the popular Engineer (genetic engineer, I assume) will be "Fur is Murder Free the Chickens". FUR IS MURDER. 3 I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 October 10, 2012 Share October 10, 2012 3 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XUNUSEDXXX 3,459 October 10, 2012 Share October 10, 2012 Oh man, it's another one of these threads.... dud u so funie i swere u shud b comedan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 October 10, 2012 Author Share October 10, 2012 I am willing to donate my time and effort to create a fully functioning Team Fortress 2 clone, where the main goal is not to abuse animals, but rather free them. We shall call it "Team Animal-Fortress 2", and it can be posted on PETA.org, who is the greatest organization ever, by the way. Along with this new goal, I propose to make a major change in the TA-F2 community. Instead of the disgusting, meat filled sandvich, "Heavy Animal Lover" (new name for Heavy Weapons Man) shall wield a Tofu Burger, and we shall call it his "Tofuvich". There can also be other name changes, like the Medic, who shall now be the "Vet". Demoman shall be "Wildlife Awareness Man", and the popular Engineer (genetic engineer, I assume) will be "Fur is Murder Free the Chickens". FUR IS MURDER. Get a fund started. Now. We must raise publicity for our anti-TF2 cause. I am just happy the heroes, no, saints at PETA have already alerted the masses about Nintendo's horrifying pro-torture "games" such as "Super Mario Bros." and "Pokemon". Hopefully we can follow their example and inform the masses of the evil of this Valve terrorist organization's actions. Also, it has just come to my attention that "Valve" stands for... Victorious Assassination of Living animals Via Evisceration 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 October 10, 2012 Share October 10, 2012 Half Life is obviously encouraging mistreatment of animals, saying how animals only deserve half their lives, nothing compared to what their fascist human regime deserves. Gabe Newell, their leader, is obvious fat because he enjoys eating the dead flesh of mistreated animals. Stop V.A.L.V.E now! 2 I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 October 10, 2012 Author Share October 10, 2012 Half Life is obviously encouraging mistreatment of animals, saying how animals only deserve half their lives, nothing compared to what their fascist human regime deserves. Gabe Newell, their leader, is obvious fat because he enjoys eating the dead flesh of mistreated animals. Stop V.A.L.V.E now! Yes! Expose more of the VALVE's cruelty! Let us band together to turn the VALVE off! Take Portal for example. Clearly this game is a ploy to get people to accept animal testing more than they already do. Just think about the poor, intelligent-as-humans monkeys they tortured to death during the development of their "Portal gun" in the game's universe. All while a zoosadistic artificial intelligence (no doubt powered by the tears of elephants whose parents were slain before their very eyes) watches with great pleasure. The "protagonist" (Who, might I add, burns a cube that for all she knows could be filled with puppies, and assaults a crow) is named "Chell", clearly a reference to the seashell industry, where innocent, intelligent molluscs are ripped from their shells, molested, then eaten. This artificial intelligence is named "GLaDOS" (Gluttonous Lecherous Animal Devouring Operating System), and frequently has its robotic minions (powered from oil rendered from the fat of sea-kittens) perform "tests" on living subjects, which I assume are animals. Possibly the sickest display of them all is this is "Left 4 Dead" (this vile "game" has "Dead" in its name, so you know nothing good for animals can come of it). This game has you killing the hosts of an innocent virus, that clearly is intelligent and has children that weep for it when it dies. This game's very goal is genocide via killing the natural habitat of this "Green Flu". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ron Jeremy 2,032 October 10, 2012 Author Share October 10, 2012 The truth, brother. The truth! We must stand against the animal-torturing Valve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demi 545 October 10, 2012 Share October 10, 2012 The abuse of animals promotes the abuse of animals. True story. Psyche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 October 10, 2012 Share October 10, 2012 The animals were really asking for it, though. UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discovery Dream 592 October 11, 2012 Share October 11, 2012 I love you for this. no rest for the wizardly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 October 11, 2012 Share October 11, 2012 GUYS, THE ROOP IS A SPY. I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demi 545 October 11, 2012 Share October 11, 2012 There's a spy sappin mah brain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 October 11, 2012 Author Share October 11, 2012 GUYS, THE ROOP IS A SPY. I was doing research on the evils of the VALVE. It sickens me I had to play this animal torture simulator, but alas, I must make sacrifices if I am to teach the world that video game companies are demonic entities whose sole purpose is to torture animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 October 11, 2012 Share October 11, 2012 I remember killing chickens, bunnies and cows in WOW. ummmm..I mean watching other people do things like that...yeah. That's the ticket. UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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