The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Edited March 15, 2015 by Mystery

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Derp.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

*kiss*

[Hidey 2,836]

*kiss*

so you just kiss him, like that? not me?  :okiedokielokie: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQst2mFlJM

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

My kisses are rare.

[Hidey 2,836]

My kisses are rare.

 

:okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Besides,it was just a forehead kiss.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

I feel special. :3

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Glad.

[Hidey 2,836]

why don't you just marry that tiger if you love him so much  :okiedokielokie:

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

.......

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Okay. As long as we get to go to Uranus for our honeymoon.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Hidey 2,836]

< perhaps you'd like a massage?

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

C'mon! Would a tiger ever really joke about going to Uranus?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I don't think that's possible.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Nooooo! Don't you go bringing your conceived limitations of reality down on my dreams!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry,man. I hate to be a buzzkill. But,planet 7 cannot be landed on. It's made of gas like Neptune.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Yes and no. Uranus and Neptune are ice giants, not gas giants. They have solid cores.

 

So can we go there? Pleeeeeeease?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry,mate. Try somewhere else.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Callisto? Titan? Ceres?

 

Still, I think it could work. With enough thrust, we could get in and out of Uranus in no time.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

That sounds dirty. 

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

I would recommend a thrust-to-weight ratio of about 20N/kg for good measure. With nuclear pulse engines, this shouldn't be too challenging.

 

You're right, nukes are dirty, though.

Edited March 15, 2015 by Admiral Regulus

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I think you're purposely trying to sound dirty.

 

Whatever. Can't you just pick a normal place to honeymoon? Like maybe Hawaii.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

*Jumps out* 

 

Get out!