"Dear Santa" letter generator

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Use this "Dear Santa" letter generator and write your own funny letter to Santa!

 

http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

 

To make it funnier, use pony names like I have done, or forum member's names! Here's my letter:

 

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Rainbow Dash's Christmas party. It was Rarity who spiked the punch with too much absinthe. I can't help it if I drank forty two glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like chocolate.

I thought it was funny when I put Applejack's hat on my head and danced the cha cha cha on the sofa while singing `School's Out'. I didn't mean to break Rainbow Dash's TV and don't know why Rainbow Dash would sue me for murder.

I don't remember calling Dr Whooves's wife a crazy cow---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on Mrs Cake's husband's back, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my motorbike through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a drunken pony and have me arrested for larceny!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hungover and tired. And I'm really not to blame for any of this insane stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and truthfully yours,
Pripyat Pony (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only six hundred and sixty six bucks!

 

 

[Leafeon 2,702]

This. This is amazing.