Forum-wide Pony Swag

[Crispy 5,563]

Anypony down with throwing some verses of our own together? It'd be a fun little game, if anything.

 

[Shad PowerUp 7]

Yo yo yo Bronies, listen up

 

I'm Shad and all powerful, ('Ey, 'sup?)

 

I may be bad at rap, but my job ain't to serve crap.

 

It's ponies, brother. You don't even know your mother.

 

You listen to Twilight Sparkle and her bein' a social outcast, Pinkie Pie havin' a blast.

 

It's pony swag, and I clean this crap up with a rag.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Yo shad,

You say your a brony,

I say your just a phony.

I may be white,

And as bad as I might,

I'm going to be showing you some rhymes

that will show you this time

You are as fragile as a flower,

and just got destroyed by THE finesthour.

[Crispy 5,563]

Crispy on the mic, schoolin' fillies like Cheerilee

Art of the Dress flow, I'mma rip it like Rarity

Blaao! Magic missile got you other rappers scared of me

You can't keep up this cadence with your lyrical deficiencies.

Proud to love ponies, take the rhyme as evidence

I'mma watch with all my bronies, spread the love and tolerance

I suggest you watch it, once you see it there is no defense

You'll see why the show hits so out the target audience.

Edited October 12, 2011 by hardcore_crispy

[Finesthour 7,287]

Crispy that rap was just risky

 

Try as you might

 

You just can't fight

 

The Pinkie pie Might

 

Now that you are done

 

Im just going to have some fun

 

Making some cake

 

Out of your sake.

[Crispy 5,563]

Finesthour isn't going to the beat, that's alright though

Nothing's gonna stop me, keep on kickin' MLP flow

We ain't gotta fight, I keep it civil in the mix bro

But I'll rhyme on anypony wants to say that it's a weak show.

'Cause I giggle at the ghostly, other rappers, mostly

Settin' fire to these tracks so they sittin' nice and toasty

Boasty? Just a little, but I'm playin' my cards closely

Puttin' on a show that everypony wants to go see

[Finesthour 7,287]

I'll keep it as the finest hour

 

We don't have to have feelings sour.

 

Mlp is the greatest show of all time

 

So let's keep a steady rhyme

 

For our ponies on the show

 

And keep this this thread on the road.

[Crispy 5,563]

Crispy back again, bringing pony rap and total win

Another verse for the night, Winter Wrap Up on these charlatans

Rhymes so hard that you should just write your congressmen

Ought to be illegal how I make the fillies twist and spin

So hardcore_crispy's on the mic, bringin hip hop to your nation

Ain't seen shine so bright since Celly's Sun Celebration

Wanna step to it? Grab the mic and get a little taste then

Of a bonafied real pony swag vibration.

[Pony Brigade 1]

farseedg

Edited January 16, 2012 by DJPantsu

[Crispy 5,563]

Now Pantsu's in the thread, everypony make this place hot

Bass hittin' so low you think you're listening to dubtrot

Sure shot, Crispy on the record with his spit locked

Switchin' up my style, gonna kick it like Tom; Rock.

Top spot, head knocked if you think you gonna pass it

Pump up the volume, let me see if you can hash it

But we gotta keep it clean, don't wanna see nopony crash it

It's the number one rule here, friendship is magic.

 

 

I've never bumped a thread here, but I hope someone comes on here to rap at me.

[Demi 545]

They call me Dizzy, cuz that's how I make you feel

When I step into the room with my Pony mass appeal

Cause it's like when I see Rainbow Dash I just have to squeal,

Screeching louder than a car going fast with locked wheels

Cuz I'm like the biggest and baddest Brony with the mic in my hand,

Spittin the kind of slick that makes Fluttershy scream "DAAAMMNN!!"

So don't you dare call me a phony when it comes the ponies,

cuz you a foo', and you ain't even know me

I'll make you quickly see that you can't beat my love for the M-L-P

or even lyrically when it comes to ripping on the M-I-C

So go home boy, before you become history

 

*drops mic*

[Finesthour 7,287]

They call me Dizzy, cuz that's how I make you feel

When I step into the room with my Pony mass appeal

Cause it's like when I see Rainbow Dash I just have to squeal,

Screeching louder than a car going fast with locked wheels

Cuz I'm like the biggest and baddest Brony with the mic in my hand,

Spittin the kind of slick that makes Fluttershy scream "DAAAMMNN!!"

So don't you dare call me a phony when it comes the ponies,

cuz you a foo', and you ain't even know me

I'll make you quickly see that you can't beat my love for the M-L-P

or even lyrically when it comes to ripping on the M-I-C

So go home boy, before you become history

 

*drops mic*

 

*jumps back on stage*

 

Yeah, I'm back, and I am causing a scare.

 

So go ahead DIzzy, and shake like a Mare.

 

So while my name used to be FinestHour,

 

I can tell this rap is sour.

 

You can't battle with the pony of fun,

 

So get up kid, and show the crowd how you run.

[Evilshy 5,090]

yo

 

my name be evilshy

and i be fly

i make 'em cry when i make the ponies die

you can try to run by

but you cant run from my eye

i got the spiders on my side

and they tell me where you hide

 

i may not be the best at rap

but y'all better clap

you say im crap

ill blow your house off the map

you say im whack

ill eat your dog for a snack

you say i fail

i hang you from the guard rail

of my house in canterlot

or maybe you'll be shot

cuz I be packin' the heat

I grew up on the street

And I'll blow you away

If you get in my way

 

So you best don't fuck with evilshy

I'll fly you up into the sky

I'll drop you and you'll die

I'll kill your family while they cry

Cuz I'm evil-fucking-shy

 

Bitches

 

*glares at audience*

 

*audience claps*

 

i be droppin' ill verses

i be screamin' the curses

i be killin' the ponies

and stealin' your purses

 

i be dealin' the drugs

i be wheelin' with thugs

i be cuttin' up bodies

and i hide them under rugs (woo edgar allen poe reference )

 

 

i got more, but im busy :/

Edited December 16, 2011 by Evilshy

[Dr Whooves 16]

Oh, lets have a crack at this... Okay.

 

Hey whats up

The doctors in the house

Something about a cup

and ponies are bes-...

 

No wait, that doesn't rhyme.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Yo' doctor Hoove,

 

You better just move.

 

Pinkie just took the middle of the middle of the stage,

 

so head to your corner and rage.

Edited December 17, 2011 by PinkiePie

[Krall 263]

Excuse me, Pinkie Pie, if I might?

Stand to the side; I require the mic.

 

I would like to wax lyrical about something divine,

A vibrant little show about diminutive equines,

 

To express myself to a greater degree of specificity:

I'd like to talk about the one they call Rarity.

 

That violet mane shaped into curls,

Beauty without value; she's worth the world.

 

Ivory skin, diamond-encrusted flank,

She's the one pony I'd like to sp- THANK!

 

A real first-class, model Equestrian,

Which is not to say other ponies are pedestrian!

 

Twilight Sparkle has a real head on her shoulders,

Sees only the truth: no love for the boulder.

 

Applejack: so honest, yet stubborn too,

She must work so very hard: there's just so much to do!

 

The pastel pony Fluttershy, friends with all of the animals,

She might give you the stare, but at her core she's affable.

 

Rainbow Dash's speed is never just a fluke,

Anypony says otherwise and they get a Sonic Rain-nuke!

 

Pretty pink Pinkie Pie, always ready to party,

Dances like a mane-iac and laughs so hearty!

 

But it is Rarity's elegance that is ultimate and measureless,

Her appearance alone is more than sufficient to pleasure us,

Ooo-ing and aaa-ing as we take in all the stimulus,

And if she shows off her new outfit, well now, that's just a bonus!

[Evilshy 5,090]

Excuse me, Pinkie Pie, if I might? Stand to the side; I require the mic. I would like to wax lyrical about something divine, A vibrant little show about diminutive equines, To express myself to a greater degree of specificity: I'd like to talk about the one they call Rarity. That violet mane shaped into curls, Beauty without value; she's worth the world. Ivory skin, diamond-encrusted flank, She's the one pony I'd like to sp- THANK! A real first-class, model Equestrian, Which is not to say other ponies are pedestrian! Twilight Sparkle has a real head on her shoulders, Sees only the truth: no love for the boulder. Applejack: so honest, yet stubborn too, She must work so very hard: there's just so much to do! The pastel pony Fluttershy, friends with all of the animals, She might give you the stare, but at her core she's affable. Rainbow Dash's speed is never just a fluke, Anypony says otherwise and they get a Sonic Rain-nuke! Pretty pink Pinkie Pie, always ready to party, Dances like a mane-iac and laughs so hearty! But it is Rarity's elegance that is ultimate and measureless, Her appearance alone is more than sufficient to pleasure us, Ooo-ing and aaa-ing as we take in all the stimulus, And if she shows off her new outfit, well now, that's just a bonus!

 

thread has been won.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Excuse me, Pinkie Pie, if I might?

Stand to the side; I require the mic.

 

I would like to wax lyrical about something divine,

A vibrant little show about diminutive equines,

 

To express myself to a greater degree of specificity:

I'd like to talk about the one they call Rarity.

 

That violet mane shaped into curls,

Beauty without value; she's worth the world.

 

Ivory skin, diamond-encrusted flank,

She's the one pony I'd like to sp- THANK!

 

A real first-class, model Equestrian,

Which is not to say other ponies are pedestrian!

 

Twilight Sparkle has a real head on her shoulders,

Sees only the truth: no love for the boulder.

 

Applejack: so honest, yet stubborn too,

She must work so very hard: there's just so much to do!

 

The pastel pony Fluttershy, friends with all of the animals,

She might give you the stare, but at her core she's affable.

 

Rainbow Dash's speed is never just a fluke,

Anypony says otherwise and they get a Sonic Rain-nuke!

 

Pretty pink Pinkie Pie, always ready to party,

Dances like a mane-iac and laughs so hearty!

 

But it is Rarity's elegance that is ultimate and measureless,

Her appearance alone is more than sufficient to pleasure us,

Ooo-ing and aaa-ing as we take in all the stimulus,

And if she shows off her new outfit, well now, that's just a bonus!

 

Big words.

 

They hurt my brain.

[Demi 545]

Excuse me, Pinkie Pie, if I might?

Stand to the side; I require the mic.

 

I would like to wax lyrical about something divine,

A vibrant little show about diminutive equines,

 

To express myself to a greater degree of specificity:

I'd like to talk about the one they call Rarity.

 

That violet mane shaped into curls,

Beauty without value; she's worth the world.

 

Ivory skin, diamond-encrusted flank,

She's the one pony I'd like to sp- THANK!

 

A real first-class, model Equestrian,

Which is not to say other ponies are pedestrian!

 

Twilight Sparkle has a real head on her shoulders,

Sees only the truth: no love for the boulder.

 

Applejack: so honest, yet stubborn too,

She must work so very hard: there's just so much to do!

 

The pastel pony Fluttershy, friends with all of the animals,

She might give you the stare, but at her core she's affable.

 

Rainbow Dash's speed is never just a fluke,

Anypony says otherwise and they get a Sonic Rain-nuke!

 

Pretty pink Pinkie Pie, always ready to party,

Dances like a mane-iac and laughs so hearty!

 

But it is Rarity's elegance that is ultimate and measureless,

Her appearance alone is more than sufficient to pleasure us,

Ooo-ing and aaa-ing as we take in all the stimulus,

And if she shows off her new outfit, well now, that's just a bonus!

 

Combined with your avatar I lol'd pretty hard.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Well, we can still battle for second place.

 

 

Yo, there ain't enough space

For pinkiepie

and evilshy

To share the same stage

So step aside

this is my time

 

So drop your mic

Don't stick around

I'll take you down

My musical might

With drive you down

Into the ground

 

I'm the lyrical miracle

Just hear what i say

I'm the lyrical miracle

I'll blow you away

 

I'm the lyrical miracle

I am evilshy

I'm the lyrical miracle

You can't match my rhymes

[Finesthour 7,287]

Yo, you be repeating the same lines

 

While mine are as explosive as mines.

 

See my raps are fresh,

 

yours are in a mesh.

 

So step away evil, I am much faster,

 

As Pinkie Pie is everyones master.

[Evilshy 5,090]

I'm in a mesh?

Is that your best?

Sure you can rhyme

But they don't make sense like mine

 

You think you're cool?

You think you're all that?

You sell a few records

But I'm goin' plat

 

I've got more fame and money then you've seen in your life

I get anything I want

Cut through lines like a knife

Go back stage at any show i please

I walk into a room

And bitches get on their knees

I steal what I want

'cuz my wants are needs

When I'm commitin' a crime

I tell the cops to freeze

I could afford to pay

But I get it for free

So step down pinkie pie

Yo' outta yo' league

[Jits Guy 0]

Jits here with the MLP proclamation

this pony nation, on the hub station

 

friendship and kindness to find this just look at any brony and ask 'em "can I try this?".

Ponies, gotcha mane girl fluttershy to float by and say "...hi" then RBD'll flash by, a near miss like "Try THIS!" and rain-BOOM up in the sky kids.

 

PINKIE, makes laughter spread like a virus while spike sits, right around twilight to burn her writin' and AJ...she's kickin' apples off the trees like buck buck, and Rarity could make you suck up, cuz fashion's her cash bin and she don't play around...fuck.

 

Didn't get the following by crazyass dumb luck, MLP's a construct, of love and tolerance WHAT?

 

And I see these haters sayin' "That shit's just for faggots" so I laugh, reply with "Don't you know friendship is magic?". So much love and tolerance it's almost hemorrhagic, I'm Fly like a Pegasus and twice as hard to battle with. Now quick stat outrap that, yeah you can't, naw kid. You shouldn't even try it, you couldn't pull a draw kid. Your rap is whack and I've got the ponies watchin' my back so no matter where you at I'll put you down IN TEN SECONDS FLAT!

Edited December 20, 2011 by Jits Guy

[Colon Leftbracket 971]

(hmm I've been meaning to work on my Parody Rap Project that I came up with after I wrote a bit of a Pedobear Rap, and I figured a Pony Rap would be a great addition since my Project is based around Internet culture (so far the name of the Project/Group is Rule 34) so I'll share my notes and some shit I wrote just now!)

 

Yo! Stop jerkin' off, shut down the porn!

Here comes the Rhymes of Rule 34!

But not the Ponies, that shit is bad!

So Bro, let me tell ya exactly why I'm Mad!

 

Pony Porn be terrible,

That shit's unbearable!

I'm a dignified Brony!

I'll tell ya why I watch My Little Pony!

 

20% cooler like Rainbow Dash

You've never seen anypony like the 'Stache!

Sit down, shut up, This rap is resilient!

Hold your hooves, I'm about to be Brilliant!

 

Imma tell you, Ponies are more than a meme,

With my typical ABAB Rhyme Scheme!

Imma chill here with my homies,

As I tell you about a world of Ponies!

 

Don't let scientists and facts fool ya,

The Moon is moved by Princess Luna.

And the sun be blazin' all day by Celestia,

As they rule the beautiful land of Equestria!

 

You Mad Bro! Come on hit me!

I'll smack you down like Trixie!

This Beat Be Pumpin' like Vynl Scratches,

While you be sittin' there losin' matches!

 

Live Life, Get Bitches, Get Cash,

I don't give a shit as long as I got Rainbow Dash.

All ya'll bitches in this room,

Get down on the ground cuz' here comes the Rainboom!

 

So much cuteness I swore that I'd die

When I heard the "yay" of Fluttershy!

When some Filly be hatin', being absurd,

she's like, "I really really, ... really don't like her!"

 

So those who love Ponies, you feel me?

When I say I love the one and only Pinkie!

She be murdin' up Ponies according to fannon,

And she be blastin' up this place with her party cannon!

 

Don't like Applejack, don't give a fuck?

You ain't got shit on her apple buck!

Filly from the south, accent and hat,

Leaves to Manehatten, but Ponyville be where her heart is at!

 

Rarity always be upper crust, upper class,

She even has dragons wantin' dat ass!

Bein' the on top of fashion, master of the Art of the Dress,

Cuz' she's indisputable, at fashion she's the best!

 

Let's not forget the Pony who's truely remarkable,

Talkin' bout the leader, Twilght Sparkle.

It's really quite sad, it's tragic,

How she'd fuck you up son with her Element of Magic!

 

Sitting here still with homies and chicks,

Tellin' ya'll about the Mane Six.

But I'll never forget, I'll never be a hater,

When I first saw those who call themselves Cutie Mark Crusaders! *SWAG!*

 

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo,

They be sittin' around, don't know what to do,

When the three stood together, stood tall,

When they all felt the must answer the Call.

 

Call of the Cutie!

For it is their duty,

To find their talent deep in their hearts,

and find their unique Cutie Marks!

 

Bloom be Apple, like the 'Jack,

Be the sister of Applejack and Big Mac!

She finds multiple marks that shows she rocks,

but sadly it was only Cutie Pox!

 

Cuteness so Sweet to the Belle,

All who hate her can go straight to Hell!

The Adorableness will make you cry,

As she sings you her Lullaby!

 

The last but not least, I bid you adieu,

With the final Crusader Scootaloo!

She be rockin' all day speedin' on her Scooter!

Personally my favorite Cutie Mark Crusader!

 

People be trollin', Haters Gonna Hate!

But it's a Brony's job to Love and Tolerate!

So here ends this rhyme and never forget it,

NEVER HATE ON MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

 

(Some parts are clever, some are terrible, some just need a little work. Plus this doesn't have a typical music scheme (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, breakdown, chorus) nor do I have any part I'd pick as the chorus, I also don't really have a beat either but I guess I could put it up with the beat of Pony Swag. I also don't typically listen to rap music, but I like Paroding it since all you really need is a beat and clever lyrics)

[D1SC0RD 987]

http://www.youtube.c...1&v=U1d9upxRq9Q

 

Video won't show. I guess you'll have to click the link ;P

Edited December 19, 2011 by D1SC0RD