Yo yo yo Bronies, listen up
I'm Shad and all powerful, ('Ey, 'sup?)
I may be bad at rap, but my job ain't to serve crap.
It's ponies, brother. You don't even know your mother.
You listen to Twilight Sparkle and her bein' a social outcast, Pinkie Pie havin' a blast.
It's pony swag, and I clean this crap up with a rag.