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Hey bitches, I saw that "asking a pony" became a fad now, so I'mma follow it 'cause I'm awesome like that. Here's some background info for all you rapist stalkers: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/douche-baggerson-r2368

The name's Douche. Ask me anything you want 'cause my schedule is all like free n' shit.


My main OCs:           Previously known as:

Azure Scythe             Thatoneguy42

Strafe Run                 Azure Scythe

Angela Audiophile   Azurepony4269

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If a lion eats corn made out of gumballs, what time is it in an alternate universe version of Switzerland?


Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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Why are you such a douchebag?

'Cause I'm awesome and it gets me all the mares #YOLO #SWAG

 

If a lion eats corn made out of gumballs, what time is it in an alternate universe version of Switzerland?

4:20 am


My main OCs:           Previously known as:

Azure Scythe             Thatoneguy42

Strafe Run                 Azure Scythe

Angela Audiophile   Azurepony4269

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QURL, WHO DAFUQ YOU THINK YOU IS BITCH

What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I failed almost all my classes in middle school. I have over five known STDs. I've been involved in numerous drug conventions and raves. That's all ah' need ta' say 'cuz I already owned ya'! Bitch!


My main OCs:           Previously known as:

Azure Scythe             Thatoneguy42

Strafe Run                 Azure Scythe

Angela Audiophile   Azurepony4269

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Exactly how much swag do you posess right now? All of it?
More than all of it
Do the bombs I planted under your house concern you, Mr. Doucheimg-1082966-1-OstzF.jpg
I'm not concerned by things that don't exist, which is also why I don't fear you'll impregnate anyone. #SWAG

 

whos tis fagets thay r so gay wif they're stupi song the songs gay as fuk

My main OCs:           Previously known as:

Azure Scythe             Thatoneguy42

Strafe Run                 Azure Scythe

Angela Audiophile   Azurepony4269

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More than all of it

Nice. Obviously it's all #420YOLOSWAG as well, since that's the best kind of swag.

 

Everybody must be so jealous of you.


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Nice. Obviously it's all #420YOLOSWAG as well, since that's the best kind of swag.

 

Everybody must be so jealous of you.

Ye man. got dat stpid kindl sht retrnin and gettin ipad. fuk dat kndle shits 4 lik readin boks n shit. getn an ipad so alll my friends no im cool with my ipad so i can play angr brds on ma ipad


My main OCs:           Previously known as:

Azure Scythe             Thatoneguy42

Strafe Run                 Azure Scythe

Angela Audiophile   Azurepony4269

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