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An Open Letter to Feld0 about Site Rules


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This is an open letter to Feld0 about the rules here on this site. I have a few rules I suggest adding. I put it here in Forum Lounge since it isn't that urgent.

 

1.) Wash your hands before posting

 

This one goes without saying. Some of the posts here require more hygeine. People should wash their hands before posting.

 

2.) Always look both ways before posting a status update

This can save a lot of members from severe trouble caused by getting hit by a moving status update. Don't pull into the status update until you know you won't get hit by another status update. 

 

3.) Before reading any number, make an omelet.

 

 

 

This is perhaps the most important suggestion. If you don't make an omelet before you read a number how can you be safe from Tortoises? After all, Omelets are tortoises only weakness.

 

 

You guys have any suggestions?

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3.) Before reading any number, make an omlet.
 

 

What's with everyone misspelling "omelet"? It's not "omlet", it's "omelet"! GIT IT RITE, NOOBZ

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Omelette* 

Omelet and omelette are both correct spellings of the word. I just don't like to use words that make me sound like a pretentious ponce.

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Omelet and omelette are both correct spellings of the word. I just don't like to use words that make me sound like a pretentious ponce.

I personally use omelette, because it's a French word, and the "ette" makes it more French. 


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I personally use omelette, because it's a French word, and the "ette" makes it more French. 

I use omelet BCUZ I'M 'MURICAN ND I LIKE SIMPLE WURDS

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No suggestions here. I just want an omelet!

 

Wait....I'm getting something. Hold on....Almost!....I got nothing.

 

Wait! Always wait 30 minutes after eating to dive into a thread. You wouldn't want to get writers cramp before you post now would you?


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:v I'm not from 'Murica... So this seems to make sense. 

All the residents of Peanut, Butter must be really intelligent.


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ya thx we r lelelelelelelel (((((((:

You must also be very sticky.


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5. When you see Doctor XFizzle *pelvic thrust*ing, you must join him within 10 seconds or risk being tarred and feathered.

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c:" I'm not following...

Sticky + If You Know What I Mean = You should be able to figure this out...


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Sticky + If You Know What I Mean = You should be able to figure this out...

c: .... No....?

 

Also, this is way too off topic; disregarding the fact that this is forum lounge.


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There should be a rule about having to laugh at one of my lame jokes per week. Any less, and you get warning points. Any more, and you need help. These things aren't funny enough to laugh at unless you have to.

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There should be a rule about having to laugh at one of my lame jokes per week. Any less, and you get warning points. Any more, and you need help. These things aren't funny enough to laugh at unless you have to.

If you don't laugh at my jokes at least once a week I can only recommend therapy.

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This place needs moar NASCAR. Like...lots of it.

 

...so much that we'll have to turn this lace into NASCAR forums and we'll all learn the art of turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours.

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Rules to be appended to the current set:

 

No posting while exhausted or intoxicated. Punitive action for failing to comply may include sleep deprivation and forced consumption of undiluted absinthe.

 

One may not post more than three status updates within an hour between the hours of 08:00 and 22:00, allowing for time zone discrepancies; polar residents will adhere to UTC. Exceptions can be made for extraneous circumstances and must be submitted directly to Feld0 and CC'd to Scoots, and they will then forward them to Zoop for a verdict. Zoop will then return his decision to Feld0 and Scoots who will then inform you whether or not permission has been granted. By this point in time your unusual circumstances should be concluded, allowing you to return to the regular schedule and no longer in need of an administrative decision.

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