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you can run humans, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!!!



THE HUMANS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!! i can destroy them or they can destroy themselves!!! YOUR CHOICE!!



i caused all that destruction!!!!



http://youtu.be/ETIPY-QBAj0 you can't hide from your extinction!!!



WITNESS THE NUMBER OF INNOCENT PEOPLE I KILLED THIS IS WAY YOU DON'T GET ME MAD!!! CAUSE I CAN CONTROL WATER EARTH FIRE AND AIR!!!

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Lyra, how come so many ponies are shipping you and Bon Bon? Is this true?

 

And also, how come you never speak in the show?


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Luna's night can you see a video link up above your comment?



this is the same video i tried to show you but here it is. http://youtu.be/KVZJGCpp0JU



I'M REALLY DISCORD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!



(winks eye) in whisper: just kidding! i'm not really discord i mean who the heck wants to be him!?!

 

and there is another one that has both of us singing together if only i can get that link.

 

sorry for talking to you so much Lyra please forgive me.



i have a another video, but though disturbing, yet HILARIOUS!!!!!



here is the disturbing, yet funny video. http://youtu.be/6vA0h4bRTA8



if you also hear more closer you can hear a old horn honk!!



I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS THAT IS WHY YOUR MY FAVORITE PONY!!!!! but you are my second! LUNA WILL ALWAYS BE MY NUMBER 1!!!!



and in this video you just said; "LETS SMACK SOME BITCHES!!!"



excuse the cussing.



EVERYBODY CLEAR OUT!!!!

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  On 2013-06-05 at 10:02 AM, JTP said:

Do you workout?

 

Well I do like to keep in shape. I go running every other day, and sometimes I go on nature walks :3

 

 

 

  On 2013-06-05 at 1:49 PM, Mr.PassleFrass said:

yea i'm the parallel version of you, but as a male. and my father is a king.

 

and guyra is my first name. PassleFrass is my last name

 

everything is different in my home world.

 

And for Christmas we honor Jesus Christ because he was crucified. that means being hanged on to a cross and nothing to eat. the reason why he was crucified was that people didn't believe he was the real son of god! but they were wrong! when he died HE CAME BACK ALIVE!!! but with a message and then like that hes' gone! SWEET APPLE ACRES ARE IN RUINS!!! and i saw a really funny video its a review on the canterlot wedding. and when i saw you in the season 3 finale you were jumping up and down care to explain?

 

so tell me how do you like the video?

 

and there is a new MLP movie but you have to watch the trailer first then respond. http://youtu.be/a3m7-UwGKrU

 

respond as soon you get this and sorry for talking to you so much.

 

SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE, LADYBUGS AWAKE, CLAP YOUR HOOVES AND DO A LITTLE SHAKE!!!

 

I CAN CONTROL THE ELEMENTS OF WATER EARTH FIRE AND AIR!!!  SO DON'T GET ME MAD!!! until i can upload this video link and you will see how many of innocent people i killed!!!

 

that's all me doing that!! i caused that wave that hit New York City!!! i was one who caused that 10.9 earthquake in Los Angeles! AND THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE IN SAN FRANCISCO TO FALL INTO THE BAY!!!! and San Francisco is just a few miles up north of Los Angeles.

 

Wait, I'm royalty in a parallel universe?  What kind of world are your from?

 

Wait wait wait..... Why is sweet apple acres in ruins? What happened?! I was there two days ago for cider season! Is Applejack alright?!

 

I just enjoy jumping sometimes ^.^ 

 

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Wait, 'MLP' movie? Don't you mean MLH? (My little human). 

 

I wasn't planning on making you mad.... Wait WHAT?! Y...you heartless monster!  

 

 

 

 

  On 2013-06-05 at 1:54 PM, Heavyshy said:

Awesome! We're gonna kick major flank indeed! biggrin.png

 

Also, I had yet ANOTHER dream of you, with Bon Bon by your side this time. Wanna hear an awesome story of it, Lyra? img-1528950-1-yay.png

 

Of course I do :D

 

 

  On 2013-06-05 at 2:09 PM, Mr.PassleFrass said:

you can run humans, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!!!

 

THE HUMANS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!! i can destroy them or they can destroy themselves!!! YOUR CHOICE!!

 

i caused all that destruction!!!!

 

 you can't hide from your extinction!!!

 

WITNESS THE NUMBER OF INNOCENT PEOPLE I KILLED THIS IS WAY YOU DON'T GET ME MAD!!! CAUSE I CAN CONTROL WATER EARTH FIRE AND AIR!!!

 

You'll never get away with this! I'll see to that!

 

 

 

  On 2013-06-05 at 2:26 PM, Luna's Night said:

Lyra, how come so many ponies are shipping you and Bon Bon? Is this true?

 

And also, how come you never speak in the show?

 

You know, I get that question a lot. Bon Bon is my best friend. She has been my best friend since we were both fillies. We do spend a lot of time together, so I guess I can see why people would ship us, but in reality we aren't together. 

 

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Well, I'm not really good friends with any of the mane 6 (we know eachother, but we don't really hang out). Considering the show revolves around them, it's not surprising I don't have any lines. 

 

 

  On 2013-06-05 at 3:24 PM, Mr.PassleFrass said:

Luna's night can you see a video link up above your comment?

 

this is the same video i tried to show you but here it is. 

 

I'M REALLY DISCORD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

 

(winks eye) in whisper: just kidding! i'm not really discord i mean who the heck wants to be him!?!

 

here is another link, 

 this is the same anthropology song that you sang Lyra but its a orchestral version.

 

and there is another one that has both of us singing together if only i can get that link.

 

Well technically there is a comic for both of us.

 

 and here is the duet!!! 

 

on second thought i guess we have to wait till somebody else posts a comment on this forum.

 

sorry for talking to you so much Lyra please forgive me.

 

 

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I'm still not letting that go. You just admitted that you killed innocent people. 

 

I'm getting the Royal Guard, and you'll have to answer to the princess.

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i'm just kidding!! i can't believe you fell for that!!!!! (faints while laughing so hard!!)



but i can still cause all that destruction!!! but why would i kill all the humans in one attack? and when you watched that video how did you react?



but i'm even more powerful than CELESTIA!!!! so nobody can stop my destruction!!!!



how did you react when i caused that giant tsunami!?!



but i still do have a advanced alien armada!!!!! and they will obey only me!!!!

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Cool! While I was sleep in a hammock, you showed Bon Bon myself, who is a human. She was a bit mystified at first, because she thought she was seeing things, but when you told her that I'm REALLY human, she believed you a bit, even though she's still mystified from her first encounter with me. While I was still asleep and was unaware of Bon Bon's presence, as well as yourself, you were making funny facial expressions to me, even though I was completely asleep, which made Bon Bon laugh a little. And after that, you asked Bon Bon if she wanted to draw my face, as Bon Bon said yes to you and Bon Bon proceeded to draw on my face with a marker (like being drawn with an eyeglass, goatee and a curly mustache (even though I already had a mustache, not like from the drawing I showed you the other day happy.png )) before you two laughed after finishing making a humorous drawing to my face, despite me, not being aware of it because I was still asleep. laugh.png

 

So yeah! That's my third (if not fourth) dream I had. Hope you like it! :D

 

(Also PassleFrass is gonna be in a lot of trouble for making a bad joke to you. dry.png )


 

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and i did all that to create a portal so all the humans are alive they are just on your planet



and i have two more videos for you to see. 



sorry about that i just went through a phase its a medical condition.



its called destrucivitis



so please forgive me if i said all that. i really didn't mean to. its called destructivitis  its a medical condition my father has it.



i have a video for you. http://youtu.be/OV-OF9wZWDs

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Lyra, do you like image macros? Some are weird, but some are just hilarious. The image macro thread just around the corner was just hijacked by 60s Spiderman, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, reverted back to ponies, then hijacked by Pokemon, all within a 24 hour period.

 

They're really humorous ways of holding conversations or showing your reactions to things.

 

For example, my reaction to the disaster guy above:

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

http://youtu.be/dEWMqzZuWHsHere is my girlish evil laugh i used to use in a play. http://youtu.be/fbqDl8oqB1A please don't still be mad i was just acting for a play i just auditioned.


that whole thing about me killing innocent humans was part of my script. I got the part as the villain and I was saying that to see if you liked it and you took it as if i was really evil I was only acting as the villain.


http://youtu.be/fbqDl8oqB1A i hope you like it. i'm sorry if i made you scared i was only rehearsing for a play.


  On 2013-06-05 at 5:10 PM, Heavyshy said:

Cool! While I was sleep in a hammock, you showed Bon Bon myself, who is a human. She was a bit mystified at first, because she thought she was seeing things, but when you told her that I'm REALLY human, she believed you a bit, even though she's still mystified from her first encounter with me. While I was still asleep and was unaware of Bon Bon's presence, as well as yourself, you were making funny facial expressions to me, even though I was completely asleep, which made Bon Bon laugh a little. And after that, you asked Bon Bon if she wanted to draw my face, as Bon Bon said yes to you and Bon Bon proceeded to draw on my face with a marker (like being drawn with an eyeglass, goatee and a curly mustache (even though I already had a mustache, not like from the drawing I showed you the other day img-1529368-1-happy.png )) before you two laughed after finishing making a humorous drawing to my face, despite me, not being aware of it because I was still asleep. img-1529368-2-laugh.png

 

So yeah! That's my third (if not fourth) dream I had. Hope you like it! biggrin.png

 

(Also PassleFrass is gonna be in a lot of trouble for making a bad joke to you. img-1529368-3-dry.png )

I was rehearsing my lines for a play and that was what i auditioned for i auditioned for the villain who can cause disasters on a global scale. the villain was a trickster, mass murderer, criminal mastermind, mad scientist. and that was in the script!!!


  On 2013-06-05 at 8:16 PM, HandMan said:

Lyra, do you like image macros? Some are weird, but some are just hilarious. The image macro thread just around the corner was just hijacked by 60s Spiderman, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, reverted back to ponies, then hijacked by Pokemon, all within a 24 hour period.

 

They're really humorous ways of holding conversations or showing your reactions to things.

 

For example, my reaction to the disaster guy above:

 

 

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I WAS ACTING!! I WAS REHEARSING MY LINES FOR A PLAY I PLAYED AS THE VILLAIN!!!


And all that stuff I said that I killed millions of innocent people, I was acting those words were in my script!! I said that on this to see if I could make it as a villain in my play!! And by judging Lyra's reaction I guess I could make it as a villain in the play.


I have a video to show you Lyra. its me in my true form. http://youtu.be/dEWMqzZuWHs

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To Lyra: Since you are my favorite pony, i have to know this. would you be weirded out if i made my wallpaper, all profile pics (avatars) a picture of you? and would you please say hi to me? :3


Lyra: would you be creeped out if I made my wallpaper, all my profile pics, and avatars, a picture of you?

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  On 2013-08-08 at 9:16 PM, Fluttershy12341 said:

I Have hands And you don't

 

 

HOW DO YOU FEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*Laughs Manically* 

*grows to incredible size and bottom half turns into a snake tail* I'M THE NAGA KING!! TREMBLE AT MY MIGHT!!! *slams you into ground with a whack of my tail*

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  On 2013-08-23 at 11:06 PM, King_Typhon said:

*grows to incredible size and bottom half turns into a snake tail* I'M THE NAGA KING!! TREMBLE AT MY MIGHT!!! *slams you into ground with a whack of my tail*

oh noes not this again....

 

Ready Brother? *Looks over to see Edward elric*

 

Ready!

 

*Edward claps his hands once and then puts them onto the ground, a massive bright light consumes the immediate area for about three seconds, out of the mist appears a giant pole.* 

 

 

"Now that's Alchemy!"

 

*You notice a few trees behind Ed are gone but the pole is metal*

 

"How Did you Do That?!"

 

"Well, ya see, Alchemy is the science of equivalent exchange, in order to create something, something of equal value must be lost in return."

 

*Ed throws pole to Al"

 

*Al runs up the naga kings tail, with incredible strength, Al leaps onto the back of the naga's neck and impales the tyrant straight through the spine and through the throat*

 

"Job well done little brother" Ed says with a huge grin on his face.

 

"Yeah, It Was easy" Al replies, but with no facial expression as he is just a suit of armour.


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  On 2014-05-25 at 3:11 AM, Messershmitt said:
Why Only Tuesdays, I'm Not even in this fandom, i've just been sent here to spy on all of you. You guys are defenseless without your tin-foil hats!
 
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  On 2013-08-24 at 10:09 PM, Fluttershy12341 said:

oh noes not this again....

 

Ready Brother? *Looks over to see Edward elric*

 

Ready!

 

*Edward claps his hands once and then puts them onto the ground, a massive bright light consumes the immediate area for about three seconds, out of the mist appears a giant pole.* 

 

 

"Now that's Alchemy!"

 

*You notice a few trees behind Ed are gone but the pole is metal*

 

"How Did you Do That?!"

 

"Well, ya see, Alchemy is the science of equivalent exchange, in order to create something, something of equal value must be lost in return."

 

*Ed throws pole to Al"

 

*Al runs up the naga kings tail, with incredible strength, Al leaps onto the back of the naga's neck and impales the tyrant straight through the spine and through the throat*

 

"Job well done little brother" Ed says with a huge grin on his face.

 

"Yeah, It Was easy" Al replies, but with no facial expression as he is just a suit of armour.

*roars in pain but then laughs evily* you fool! Did you even think that just a stab into my throat will kill me? *Throat and spine heals* Now that feels better. *Grows bigger* I'M A CELESTIAL BEING YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!! I'LL LIVE ON FOREVER!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Drives you 10 miles into the ground*

*claps hands and makes a thunderous boom that destroys over 50 acres of a major city about 3 miles away and sends Edward Elric flying into a nearby mountain*

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  On 2013-08-24 at 10:59 PM, King_Typhon said:

*roars in pain but then collapses onto the ground*

"Hey brother...?"

"Yeah?"

"that Felt too simple, you'd think that a naga would put up more of a fight"

"Yeah, Hmmmm...."

 

*Both of the Elric Brothers look round....*


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  On 2014-05-25 at 3:11 AM, Messershmitt said:
Why Only Tuesdays, I'm Not even in this fandom, i've just been sent here to spy on all of you. You guys are defenseless without your tin-foil hats!
 
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