I'd hit you with _________

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a bang!

[Solace 407]

i'd hit you with bars of uranium 

[Saddle ~ Arabia 118]

I'd hit you with Pinkie Pie's party cannon.

[Solace 407]

id hit you with a live rattlesnake

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

I'd hit you with a Nokia cell phone

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a LOL!

[Solace 407]

i'd hit you with your dreams that i stole

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

I'd hit you with this 

 

 

on the head :3

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with this!

[Solace 407]

i'd hit you with the grim reapers scythe

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with Dante with a piece of pizza in his mouth!

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a bunch of nuts.

[Solace 407]

i'd hit you with a phial of ebola virus

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a heaped teaspoonful of Heptachlor.

[Saddle ~ Arabia 118]

I'd hit you with a wet towel.

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

I would hit you with a big hug :3

[Saddle ~ Arabia 118]

I'd hit you with a return hug.

[Solace 407]

i'd hit all of you with the biggest and best group hug

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I wouldn't hit you!

 

I would hug you!!

 

[Solace 407]

i'd hit anypony and everypony with a hug

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a group hug!

 

(All the boys stay close now!)

[Solace 407]

id hit you with a forum wide group hug, everypony get over here

[Viking 61]

I'd hit you with the spear of friendship.

[Saddle ~ Arabia 118]

I'd hit you with the help of Dashie.

[Solace 407]

i'd hit you with the warm glow of radiation