I'd hit you with _________

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a wonder waffle.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with my lamp!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a fan.

[dedacct6 2,591]

I'd hit you with a rubber glove!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with an axe covered in blood 

Edited July 1, 2013 by CrazytheRandomPony

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a spoon

[dedacct6 2,591]

id hit you with the back of my hand.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with Team Rocket!

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit all of you with a plastic spork

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a printer

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with an industrial printer.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with vanilla ice cream.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a dinosaur 

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

Now, why would I want to hit you? I don't like bringing pain to nice people D:

 

I'll hit you with a Rarity. She's made of marshmallows, (or so I'm told) so it shouldn't hurt too much

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a pillow.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a cloud.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a hug!

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Right in the feels!

 

I'd hit you back with the softest object you could ever imagine!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a kiss.

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with a hammer....

Because hammer is what makes hammers feel good?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with snuggles!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with marriage.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with 

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with bubble wrap.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with my flank!

Edited July 1, 2013 by CrazytheRandomPony