I'd hit you with _________

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit the two of you with a lasso and pull it tight, so you'd have the most intensive reconciling hug you could ever have!

[SilverSprite 5]

I'd hit you with a muffin

[Twi Rubix 726]

I'd hit you with a brand new technological Portal to Equestria.

 

W-wait, GIVE THAT BACK!

 

....

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with a OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT!?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a "I like the new avatar!!)

 

Vinyl x Octavia?

 

(cute shipping)

[Diamond* 531]

I'd hit u with a very sharp knife.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a hug!

I'd hit u with a very sharp knife.

Wow! You must despise me!

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with a freakishly large dildo. Like, the biggest dildo one could possibly insert into an orifice. It's a pretty big dildo, man. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

i'd hit you with a LOLWut?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with an invalid argument. But not just any invalid argument, but an argument so invalid it's valid.

 

TAKE THAT!

Edited July 5, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a razor!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with Luna.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a piece of paper covered in peanut butter.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a sword made of bread, but covered in Nutella.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a lego sword!

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

i'd hit you with skyrim 

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a Fus Ro Dah.

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

i'd hit you with twilight sparkle horse mod 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with this cane!

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

i'd hit you with perspective 

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a objective

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

id hit you with a fluttershy 

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Dude, that's just wrong...

 

 

 

 

Therefor I'd hit you with

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a kiss!